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I mean, first there's everything in Ferguson but then there was the fact that schools in Missouri stage "active shooter drills" as preparation for events. I dunno, maybe it's just me but I'm thinking that a lot of older people in Missouri like authority figures just really loving love to see teenagers getting killed. And since they're not police I guess the headteachers are all like "fuckit let's have a pretend school shooting and call it a drill, I'll get the moulage an' get a real boner going here". Just seems pretty hosed up yanno, maybe it's where the game Harvester was based in I dunno, seems weird!
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I thought you were being melodramatic but then I saw the first paragraph and the picture and lolledquote:“You’ll know when it pops off,” says Robert Bowen, the school’s campus police officer. “If you get engaged with one of the shooters, you’ll know it.” 
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Sep 10, 2014 16:47
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that quote sounds like something out of satire jesus christ the choice of an striker shotgun as their "active shooter" weapon is weird to me as well
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Sep 10, 2014 16:54
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Sep 10, 2014 16:55
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FinalGamer posted:I mean, first there's everything in Ferguson but then there was the fact that schools in Missouri stage "active shooter drills" as preparation for events. We did these in NJ, the world is all hosed op
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Sep 10, 2014 16:56
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Yes rather than realize our competetive consumer society is alienating kids to the point they go crazy and reaching out as a community to each other and to be a more open and loving society and rooting out the societal causes and starting outreach service to give kids counceling, gently caress THAT LETS PRACTICE MURDER!!!!
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Sep 10, 2014 17:04
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naem posted:Yes rather than realize our competetive consumer society is alienating kids to the point they go crazy and reaching out as a community to each other and to be a more open and loving society and rooting out the societal causes and starting outreach service to give kids counceling, gently caress THAT LETS PRACTICE MURDER!!!! solving problems are hard, this is easier
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Sep 10, 2014 17:05
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lol instead of actually getting rid of guns lets do drills that are somehow more hosed up than that duck and cover bullshit from the 50's.
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Sep 10, 2014 17:06
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just give every student a .22 and teach them to shoot at gunmen.
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Sep 10, 2014 17:09
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This is a great way for future school shooters to learn how best to murder people. They'll know where the other kids are hiding and how they'll behave and where first responders will come in, they'll learn the layout of the school completely,
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Sep 10, 2014 17:10
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TOILETLORD posted:just give every student a .22 and teach them to shoot at gunmen. it'll be like those soviet bomb dogs, the children will shoot their teachers and also the cops
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Sep 10, 2014 17:10
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Crewmine posted:it'll be like those soviet bomb dogs, the children will shoot their teachers and also the cops wont know until we try
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Sep 10, 2014 17:11
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Crewmine posted:it'll be like those soviet bomb dogs, the children will shoot their teachers and also the cops i don't see an issue.
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Sep 10, 2014 17:13
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TOILETLORD posted:just give every student a .22 and teach them to shoot at gunmen. Here's the thing- its not GUNMEN it's a kid, a child, shooting other children. There are not secret unground breeding nests of GUNMEN™
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Sep 10, 2014 17:14
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naem posted:Here's the thing- its not GUNMEN it's a kid, a child, shooting other children. how is more dead people in missouri a bad thing? just turn all students into gunmen give them guns.
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Sep 10, 2014 17:15
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TOILETLORD posted:how is more dead people in missouri a bad thing? just turn all students into gunmen give them guns. Personally as a kid I'd want to play the GUNMAN™ in my school's murder drill
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Sep 10, 2014 17:18
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i would loving kill to play active shooter in those drills
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Sep 10, 2014 17:43
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Fool and the World posted:i would loving kill to play active shooter in those drills sounds like you'd be a great casting choice 
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Sep 10, 2014 17:45
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before moving on to real college i went to community college for hella cheap credits and during orientation their advice was if there's a shooter on a campus and you wind up trapped with them coming try and find a firehydrant to beat them to death with which imo is kind of good advice if you've got no other choice
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Sep 10, 2014 17:51
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fire hydrants are fixed to the ground
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Sep 10, 2014 17:54
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Gotta learn to be a better victim before you can be the abuser
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Sep 10, 2014 17:56
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fire extinguisher, same thing
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Sep 10, 2014 17:56
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Unless you're literally the hulk. Are you the Hulk?
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Sep 10, 2014 17:56
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The Droid posted:that quote sounds like something out of satire jesus christ  I mean that's not the weirdest part but it really throws me off at the same time, that's the kind of weapon I get at the end level of a game or something. Also I'm pretty sure I see at least three dudes popping boners for all this kid-simulating murder so my original theory stands proven. Do they like, stand at the sidelines or something and just watch this poo poo or do they get like tagged you're out and have to sit outside cuz GROWNUPS NEVER GOT SHOT IN SCHOOLS NO THAT WOULD RUIN THE IMMERSION Robo Reagan posted:before moving on to real college i went to community college for hella cheap credits and during orientation their advice was if there's a shooter on a campus and you wind up trapped with them coming try and find a firehydrant to beat them to death with which imo is kind of good advice if you've got no other choice
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Sep 10, 2014 17:57
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Sep 10, 2014 17:58
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if we could just somehow outlaw rock & roll music we would not have this problem
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Sep 10, 2014 18:11
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i am in mo and i have a huge boner over it op
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Sep 10, 2014 18:14
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i'm gay
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Sep 10, 2014 18:14
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The Droid posted:sounds like you'd be a great casting choice glad u think so
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Sep 10, 2014 18:21
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Sep 10, 2014 18:24
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I was in high school back during the "Columbine era" and they made us do these. The teachers would cover the windows in the doors with black paper and we'd have to lay on the ground and be completely silent (as if that would trick any potential shooters from thinking anyone was in the classrooms, lol).
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Sep 10, 2014 18:27
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That 70s Shirt posted:I was in high school back during the "Columbine era" and they made us do these. The teachers would cover the windows in the doors with black paper and we'd have to lay on the ground and be completely silent (as if that would trick any potential shooters from thinking anyone was in the classrooms, lol). i remember after columbine, my high school was celebrating because our rivals had a school shooting before a sports game we played against them.
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Sep 10, 2014 18:31
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It'd be so much easier to ban all the guns rather than do safety drills
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Sep 10, 2014 18:32
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:It'd be so much easier to ban all the guns rather than do safety drills sorry, but it's actually easier to just give everyone a gun. cheaper too.
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Sep 10, 2014 18:34
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People who want to be actors do the stupidest poo poo in their quest to pursue acting
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Sep 10, 2014 18:35
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they should have mandatory computer lab sessions using a counterstrike map based on the school
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Sep 10, 2014 19:19
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well i have a huge boner but tbh i was already at half mast before i killed these teenagers so i guess i have to wait for it to go away then kill some more?
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Sep 10, 2014 19:23
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teach kids all the best firing lines and places to take cover so they can better stop the bad guy
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Sep 10, 2014 19:24
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Instead of arming the teenagers/staff, what if we just mount mini-gun turrets all over the schools? With smart turrets, the school can defend itself. Also, a fleet of attack drones assist the turrets by way of search and destroy. These drones should cover any blind spots.
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Parallax Scroll posted:they should have mandatory computer lab sessions using a counterstrike map based on the school students became hostile with one another for their "terrible buys" and for "feeding the other team AWPs"
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