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A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

zoux posted:

New discoveries are coming to light.


nws that dino-bukkake

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CytotoxicTrev
Oct 30, 2010

So you see, without my help, they're toast!

Soulcleaver posted:


this is like some hosed up fever dream

I read some short article in Science News a few years back that said the Quetzalcoatlus (the biggest of the pterosaurs) could fly non-stop from New York to Sydney, Australia.

It's crazy / cool that the newer models have them just walking around on their wings like that when they're not flying. lol

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh yeah reminder that there's no such thing as a brontosaurus. :smith:

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Gammatron 64 posted:

Also nothing probably ate full grown sauropods while they were still alive because they were so massive. Most adolescents didn't make it to adulthood, but once something like Apatosaurus or Brachiosaurus got to full size, nothing could touch it until it died of age or disease.

There's some evidence to suggest that some dinosaurs did hunt the big sauropods. There's tantalising evidence that suggests not only that Allosaurus could get as big as T-Rex but it also hunted in packs. It was certainly way more abundant than other theropods of it's time. Also in South America where sauropods carried on in to the Cretaceous you get some of the largest Carnivores ever discovered.

CytotoxicTrev
Oct 30, 2010

So you see, without my help, they're toast!

zoux posted:

Oh yeah reminder that there's no such thing as a brontosaurus. :smith:

hosed up that some quack paleontologist just cobbled together a hodgepodge of different sauropod bones and tried to pass it off as its own thing

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

CytotoxicTrev posted:

hosed up that some quack paleontologist just cobbled together a hodgepodge of different sauropod bones and tried to pass it off as its own thing

actually that guy is my hero because that's funny as heck

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

we didn't deserve the brontosaurus anyways

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Suck it birdlords.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

CytotoxicTrev posted:

hosed up that some quack paleontologist just cobbled together a hodgepodge of different sauropod bones and tried to pass it off as its own thing

Not true, it was just classified a few years earlier as Apatosaurus, it's the same dinosaur. The bone wars are a really interesting time because you basically have two old mean dudes racing each other to name the most species of dinosaur possible and one-up each other at every turn, plus they didn't really give a gently caress like these days. They'd name a new species from a single bone.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

concerned mom posted:

They'd name a new species from a single bone.

Doesn't that still happen though?

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

Doesn't that still happen though?

Sometimes but it's way more rigorous than some guy in a tent.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Yeah but they're a little more diligent about it now. Enlightenment-era science was kind of a mess, plenty of dudes didn't get credit for things because nobody gave a poo poo if some rear end in a top hat from Lithuania invented some math proccess first if a bigger name from England, France or Germany arrived at the same point a couple years later. It's not like they had the internet to check up on that poo poo when the discovery first got made, and after the fact everyone just shrugged their shoulders because the English dude was famous and the random dude from Eastern Shitslavia wasnt

And thats ignoring the fact that a lot of those dudes were legit autistic and some of them HATED each other.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

What they though Iguanodon looked like at first was way more boss than it actually looked like.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

zoux posted:


Suck it birdlords.

Oh poo poo! I just realized science is a lie.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
What we're missing, though, are dinosaur grooming habits.

Look, we can all have super hairy bodies, beards, and long hair - but we don't, because we're not goddamn hippies, and neither were the dinosaurs. They lizard-scaped.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
im going to call it a brontosaurus until the day i die and nobody can stop me

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
I remember watching a lecture which hypothesized that a lot of the species of dinosaurs we're familiar with aren't different species at all, but are actually juvenile or otherwise younger versions of species. For instance, a triceratops is really a young torosaurus.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
dont frontosaurus

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I just found a huge premineralized coprolite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
hosed up if. True

Soulcleaver
Sep 25, 2007

Murderer
bronto burgers are good enough for fred flinstone and theyre good enough for me

Ryen Deckard
Jun 28, 2008

My blood is red, white, and blue.
Dinosaurs are cool and if it's science or dinosaurs I'm gonna have to pick dinosaurs

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
Why isn't there more dinosaur media? I feel like there isn't enough.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Not the Mama!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Viridiant posted:

Why isn't there more dinosaur media? I feel like there isn't enough.

The Dinosaur Channel makes more sense than 85% of current ones.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Viridiant posted:

Why isn't there more dinosaur media? I feel like there isn't enough.

1. The bird lobby has a feather agenda
2. Too many sharks pouring money into Shark Week

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
first climate change, then Pluto, now this

gently caress you science, I'm fed up with your bullshit t:mad:

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


Check it, fools.



WHOAAA THAT IS ONE CRAZY CHOCOBO

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!


loving :dice:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


I would destroy this bird in a fight.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Viridiant posted:

Why isn't there more dinosaur media? I feel like there isn't enough.

Bird law in this country is crazy man.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Hmmm


It's the cretaceous and you are the gopher in this gif.

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy

zoux posted:


It's the cretaceous and you are the gopher in this gif.

:wth:

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

zoux posted:

I would destroy this bird in a fight.

That bird would make you look like a little human being. Basically what I'm saying is it would just stand there and you'd look like you normally do. Like a little human being. I'm saying that you look like a little human being all the time.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

zoux posted:

Hmmm


It's the cretaceous and you are the gopher in this gif.

Nah, I'm the grass that didn't exist until this point in geological time.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU_7nZbII6o road runners always look like lil raptors anyway

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Tricky D posted:

Nah, I'm the grass that didn't exist until this point in geological time.

these are evolutionist lies

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Nonsense posted:

these are evolutionist lies

I wonder what antediluvian man's favorite way to cook trilobites was.

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Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Tricky D posted:

I wonder what antediluvian man's favorite way to cook trilobites was.

You didn't have to cook food back then you loving heathen. God made everything good to eat straight out the dirt.

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