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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I'm hankering for pizza tonight. And I figure, why not get some 9/11 themed pizza and bread sticks?

Thoughts on who I should get?

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suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
(falling like) Dominos.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fargo Fukes posted:

(falling like) Dominos.

That pizza would give me the running shits for weeks. Thats more like the Ebola pizza.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Little Caesars

Pizza pizza

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Luvcow posted:

Little Caesars

Pizza pizza

drat you know I wish they delivered cause the closest to me is like 30 minutes away by el train.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
Tony's New York Pizza and Thermite

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
whichever place will make the twin towers out of beef and sausage on your pie. get really indignant if they dont do it

Rah
Mar 9, 2006

drat you! Just as I hit preview post to post that myself, I see yours :(

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

Tony's New York Pizza and Thermite

Good point I should get new york style.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Smeego posted:

whichever place will make the twin towers out of beef and sausage on your pie. get really indignant if they dont do it

I bet I could get Dominos to draw the towers on the box.

E:
but gently caress eating dominos.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The Pentagon has a Sbarro in it as well as a Pizza Hut, so one of those.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The Pentagon has a Sbarro in it as well as a Pizza Hut, so one of those.

I don't think Sbarro delivers and I'm Lazy so its looking like Pizza Hut. But do they have new york style?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
If you include frozen pizza & poo poo like like Jeno's pizza bites, 9/11 was a staggering pizza massacre.
Not funny & re-ported! :smugbert:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Al Borland posted:

drat you know I wish they delivered cause the closest to me is like 30 minutes away by el train.

Go local, thin crust Italian or thick crust greasy cheddar Greek

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Luvcow posted:

Go local, thin crust Italian or thick crust greasy cheddar Greek

Theres a place across from me. Luigi's they make a GREAT pizza. I'm gonna try their new york tonight. Reasonably priced too.

Thanks guys. We'll honor 9/11 with breadsticks crashing into my NY pizza one way or another.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Al Borland posted:

Theres a place across from me. Luigi's they make a GREAT pizza. I'm gonna try their new york tonight. Reasonably priced too.

Thanks guys. We'll honor 9/11 with breadsticks crashing into my NY pizza one way or another.

Yay Luigi! Support your local pizza shoppe

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The Pentagon has a Sbarro in it as well as a Pizza Hut, so one of those.

Capitalism is amazing

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Luvcow posted:

Yay Luigi! Support your local pizza shoppe

Guys been in Chicago for like 20+ years great old man. Really knows how to make a Sicilian pizza.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Be a G and make your own pizza the only way pizza should be made:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/chicago-style-pizza-recipe.html

If it's for tonight you have the 4hrs it takes for the dough to rise!

itt we have strong opinions about pizza

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Anyone with a soul has strong opinions about pizza :colbert:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

SymfonyMan posted:

Be a G and make your own pizza the only way pizza should be made:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/chicago-style-pizza-recipe.html

If it's for tonight you have the 4hrs it takes for the dough to rise!

itt we have strong opinions about pizza

I make pizzas all the time. I'm just loving lazy today.

My pizzas are godlike.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Al Borland posted:

I make pizzas all the time. I'm just loving lazy today.

My pizzas are godlike.

Here's a lame story: I usually make my own food because... and when I was making a no budget pitch to NBC I bought a bunch of frozen pizzas because I knew I wouldn't have time to make anything.

Anyway, as I was scanning my food some craggley old lady stopped, looked down and then back up and said, "so this is how you eat" and huffed away.

And that's my old lady food shaming me story. I'm hoping it will be made into an epic movie one day.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

SymfonyMan posted:

Here's a lame story: I usually make my own food because... and when I was making a no budget pitch to NBC I bought a bunch of frozen pizzas because I knew I wouldn't have time to make anything.

Anyway, as I was scanning my food some craggley old lady stopped, looked down and then back up and said, "so this is how you eat" and huffed away.

And that's my old lady food shaming me story. I'm hoping it will be made into an epic movie one day.

You should have chloroformed her as she exited the store and said, "No this is how YOU will eat!"

Then fade to black for commercial break come back and had her tied to a steel chair bolted to the floor of a dark basement where you begin to force feed her the frozen pizzas.

Next episode preview of NCSIAFBSUV Crime detectives.

Feeding people till they die.
Of course the feeder would target one of the main cast they meet at a whole foods grocery store who makes a snide remark about some food in their basket at checkout.

E:
I haven't slept so my grammar and spelling are far worse than usual.

E2:

Seriously though I love making pizzas but I'd have to clean too much and I don't wanna do that. Like I get string cheese stuff it in the crust with pepperoni and oh my god the calories skyrocket.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Sep 11, 2014

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
You kid, but that was the exact plot synopsis of the 17th episode (production not aired) of Punky Brewster.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

SymfonyMan posted:

You kid, but that was the exact plot synopsis of the 17th episode (production not aired) of Punky Brewster.

haha sounds about right for Punky Brewster. I vaguely remember that show as a child.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

quote:

Ep#17: Punky and Brandon befriend a new neighbor and terror ensues.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Good one Luvcow, but from Wikipedia it's called "My Aged Valentine" and sounds pretty scary.

Wikipedia posted:

Valentine's Day is approaching, and everyone seems excited, except for Punky, who's not too pleased with the attention she's been getting from her classmate Conrad (Chad Allen). Punky's attitude, that she doesn't want a boyfriend for Valentine's Day, leads her to punch Conrad in the eye after he kisses her. Warned by Margaux that not wanting a boyfriend for Valentine's Day means a lifetime of loneliness, Punky has a dream that she's 88-years-old and still living with 140-year-old Henry while everyone else has married. And then when Henry and Brandon leave with their significant others, Punky is chloroformed by a young Conrad at a grocery store after insulting his pizza choices. She awakes in his basement and is force fed until Punky wakes up, Henry assures her that it was just a dream, and Punky decides that Henry will be her Valentine this year.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
You should order from two separate pizza huts

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Quickscope420dad posted:

You should order from two separate pizza huts

I like this idea. Or better yet, order from two different places and try to get them to show up at the same time and when you answer the door tell them you will only pay for one of them and you don't know what kind of game they are trying to play.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

SymfonyMan posted:

I like this idea. Or better yet, order from two different places and try to get them to show up at the same time and when you answer the door tell them you will only pay for one of them and you don't know what kind of game they are trying to play.

Make them fight for it.

Or better yet order a pizza from dominos to pizza hut and pizza hut to dominos.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

wow i didnt read the thread but i got a frozen pizza today for the first time in a long time and it looked good on the box but it didn't look like the picture on the box when it was cooked but it was okay i guess and i ate it while watching 300

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

SymfonyMan posted:

Good one Luvcow, but from Wikipedia it's called "My Aged Valentine" and sounds pretty scary.

:stare:

Holy poo poo some of these are scary

quote:

Henry, who collects stamps, buys a rare set of stamps called the "Crowned Heads of Europe", and Brandon swallows them, making Henry absolutely furious. Punky takes Brandon out for a walk to let Henry calm down, and while Henry is placing calls, trying to find another set of the "Crowned Heads of Europe" stamps, Brandon is hit by a car that Brandon is pushing Punky out of the way of. Punky and Henry each blame themselves for it, and a veterinarian named Dr. Frankel, who has diagnosed Brandon as having a severe concussion and a broken leg, tries to save Brandon's life. Punky befriends Mrs. Carney, whose dog Angus is in Dr. Frankel's animal hospital too. Angus dies, and Mrs. Carney, who is devastated, turns down Punky and Henry's offer to take her home, preferring to walk home instead. Punky gives her a hug before she leaves. The woman is immediately hit by bus when she walks away. Brandon survives his injuries, and he goes home with a cast on one of his legs. Henry has built a new dog house to put in Punky's bedroom for Brandon.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

lonesomedwarf posted:

wow i didnt read the thread but i got a frozen pizza today for the first time in a long time and it looked good on the box but it didn't look like the picture on the box when it was cooked but it was okay i guess and i ate it while watching 300

ever had a frozen meal which looked better in real life than it did on the box?

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like pizza.

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
Billys Pan Pizza is pretty good for when youre hung over, just nuke that fucker for 3 minutes and you got a super-greasy pizza to cure what ails you

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

SymfonyMan posted:

Be a G and make your own pizza the only way pizza should be made:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/chicago-style-pizza-recipe.html

If it's for tonight you have the 4hrs it takes for the dough to rise!

itt we have strong opinions about pizza

Dough recipes are so simple but take so long to get a proper proof, but wtf is 2 pounds of flour? I don't have a flour scale and the only person I know with any scale is my weed dealer.

Got me thinkin about a chicago style with pineapple & ham for tonite.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

exspurt analcyst posted:

Got me thinkin about a chicago style with pineapple & ham for tonite.

That's truly a terrorist pizza.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
which one is closest to New Yorkers inhaling the dead bodies of pulverised/burned WTC workers.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Luvcow posted:

:stare:

Holy poo poo some of these are scary

Yeah you left out the part where Henry barters with the doctor to cut open Brandon to remove the stamps.


Rapman the Cook posted:

which one is closest to New Yorkers inhaling the dead bodies of pulverised/burned WTC workers.

Probably Dominos I wouldn't be surprised if their pizza causes cancer.

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