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Don't care about gays, don't care what you believe, don't care about teaching evolution in bible. Ask me whatever you want I guess *shrug*
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:38 |
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I grew up Southern Baptist and it was terrible probably because I was a gullible kid who took it seriously
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:41 |
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If you don't care about gays or evolution or oppressing people in general, aren't you just paying lip service to the church that was literally founded to support slavery?
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:46 |
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im gay
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:48 |
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Broenheim posted:im gay rock on, gay
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:52 |
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I'm a Calvinist, and I think this thread was created to be destroyed for God's glory.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:52 |
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You know, of course, why baptists don't gently caress standing up.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:53 |
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dee eight posted:You know, of course, why baptists don't gently caress standing up. because dancing
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:55 |
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Applewhite posted:If you don't care about gays or evolution or oppressing people in general, aren't you just paying lip service to the church that was literally founded to support slavery? they all are. there not selling their stuffs and doing service for the needy are they? they all fake christians every last goddamn one of them. except for those that aren't they're good people.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:57 |
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So you get a free pass when driving home drunk from "church" at 3AM? Do southern Baptist boys make the hottest gay pornstars?
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:58 |
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exspurt analcyst posted:So you get a free pass when driving home drunk from "church" at 3AM? nobody gets a free pass for anything, unless you're the preacher's daughter or son then you get to pay for it in guilt for the rest of your life this is why Sam Kinison was such a great comedian
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:00 |
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I have over a gallon of sweet tea in my fridge as we speak
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:01 |
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Can u dance.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:02 |
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Throwdini posted:they all are. there not selling their stuffs and doing service for the needy are they? they all fake christians every last goddamn one of them. except for those that aren't they're good people. You've got me there.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:05 |
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Applewhite posted:If you don't care about gays or evolution or oppressing people in general, aren't you just paying lip service to the church that was literally founded to support slavery? and they already apologized for that stuff idc about that BS anyway Broenheim posted:im gay Throwdini posted:they all are. there not selling their stuffs and doing service for the needy are they? they all fake christians every last goddamn one of them. except for those that aren't they're good people. exspurt analcyst posted:So you get a free pass when driving home drunk from "church" at 3AM? idk I don't watch that stuff Prodigal T-REX posted:I have over a gallon of sweet tea in my fridge as we speak
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:06 |
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Do you make dishes that have a can of cream of mushroom soup in for church potlucks?
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:07 |
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Also, you guys- it's super funny when people clap on the off beat, like.. holy poo poo
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:07 |
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have you ever hosed a southern baptist gal in the anus to preserve her virgin pact with daddy
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:07 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:have you ever hosed a southern baptist gal in the anus to preserve her virgin pact with daddy lol I love how people who bash Christians never really know what they're talkinga bout
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:08 |
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Muttonchips posted:lol I love how people who bash Christians never really know what they're talkinga bout ok because i have with a baylor baptist girl so........
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:09 |
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is that a yes
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:09 |
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megachurch or strip mall church?
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:10 |
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...on a side note, there's loads of gay mormon porn out there so be careful
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:11 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:I'm a Calvinist, and I think this thread was created to be destroyed for God's glory. I'm Catholic and we drink blood during mass. We also don't know Jesus, or have never heard of him...that's what other sects always say. And the Pope is our god.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:14 |
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exspurt analcyst posted:...on a side note, there's loads of gay mormon porn out there so be careful whoa so how does that work? lots of wives loving each other, husbands loving while the multiple wives watch...? please elaborate
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:14 |
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Which ones are the good blacks again? Is Stormfront for Southern Baptists trending right now? Or for most of the South? NASCAR is pretty much it for y'all, yes? Tell us about the fried Twinkees, please? Texans don't consider themselves as Southern. Agree? Is cross burning after Labor Day considered gauche or is it a year round tradition? Mexicans...are they truly the new blacks? Puerto Ricans, aren't they just mocha-lite blacks with good hair? Daisy Dukes, bikini tops and cowboy boots. Standard uniform for Southern girls or just lyrics to a Kenny Chesney song? What are the odds that the cast members on Sons of Guns/Duck Hunters etc, etc shows are racists or/and kiddie touchers? 50/50? 75%? Most preachers daughters are great whores its been said/sung about. Truth? Thank you most kindly for educating a curious Yankee.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAq0OevRjBY
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:14 |
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college kids are still dumb, no big news flash here
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:21 |
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more like southern fagtist
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:22 |
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fagtits
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:22 |
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Desperado Bones posted:I'm Catholic and we drink blood during mass. preacher says yall worshipin the sun gods
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:25 |
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Muttonchips posted:lol no but then didn't just rejoin with the regular baptists considering they'd repented over the issue that caused the schism in the first place; seems legit
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:25 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:college kids are still dumb, no big news flash here lol none of these rich white baptist sorority girls are going to mature beyond freshman year
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:25 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:whoa Hot california pornodudes in mormon undergarmets ply their trade, with strict discipline.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:27 |
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exspurt analcyst posted:Hot california pornodudes in mormon undergarmets ply their trade, with strict discipline. drat
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:30 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:lol none of these rich white baptist sorority girls are going to mature beyond freshman year They're gonna marry respectable southern gentlemen and cuck them with the most ghetto black dudes outta Florida they can find. And there won't be George Zimmerman around to right those wrongs.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:34 |
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bullshit whitebread protestants are basically just theists and dont really even have a religion lol
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:56 |
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:They're gonna marry respectable southern gentlemen and cuck them with the most ghetto black dudes outta Florida they can find. And there won't be eliot rogers around to right those wrongs.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ236CwhlPw&feature=youtu.be&t=1m30s
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Zippy the Bummer posted:bullshit whitebread protestants are basically just theists and dont really even have a religion lol so true
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