[GDT] SNF: CHI @ SF

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Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Mel Tucker looks like a real angry dude. Like, almost Jim Harbaugh levels of angry.

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Crazy Ted posted:

Mel Tucker apparently having a stroke on the sidelines.

That would probably help the defense

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:01

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

wow these are some attractive women from different states

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:01

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Pass blocking still looking kinda suspect. Good protection on that play though.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

darren rovell @darrenrovell
Levi's Stadium app allows you to order food/beer to your seat. 16 oz beer costs $10.25, $5 delivery fee.

:stare:

holy poo poo

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

I think Johnathan Bostic might be legally retarded

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Abel Wingnut posted:

i thought all concessions were handled through an app now?

You can pay for your beer in Bitcoins.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

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# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I realize this is a dumb thing to get annoyed by, but am I the only one who hates when Al says #1 draft choice when he means first round pick?

It's a little bit annoying, I guess.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

MaximumBob: Jan 15, 2006; You're moving who to the bullpen?

TMMadman posted:

Seriously, the Bears secondary is terrible.

I can't even decide if it's the players or the scheme, because it seems like nobody is covering anyone.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

Pohl: Jan 28, 2005; In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

MaximumBob posted:

They review all plays called touchdown on the field, so yes, absolutely. The officials would be as negligent in their jobs for not reviewing it as they would if they missed the delay of game on a snap a full second after the play clock expired.

Yeah, that delay of game was obvious.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

Stupid Dick: May 25, 2004

Third time in a month they've put down a new playing surface in the new stadium? What in the hell?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Fenrir posted:

Mel Tucker looks like a real angry dude. Like, almost Jim Harbaugh levels of angry.

Except without, you know, the actual ability to coach.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Winkie01 posted:

darren rovell @darrenrovell
Levi's Stadium app allows you to order food/beer to your seat. 16 oz beer costs $10.25, $5 delivery fee.

holy poo poo

is there an app that tells you how much youre getting ripped off

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Fenrir posted:

Mel Tucker looks like a real angry dude. Like, almost Jim Harbaugh levels of angry.

Harbaugh can actually coach though

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

LASTCAR: Mar 25, 2010; I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want

Crazy Ted posted:

You can pay for your beer in Bitcoins.

Wait, seriously?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

Quidthulhu: Dec 17, 2003; Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Abel Wingnut posted:

i thought all concessions were handled through an app now?

i don't loving know the seats were like $15,000 i ain't going to that stadium for a while

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Fenrir posted:

Mel Tucker looks like a real angry dude. Like, almost Jim Harbaugh levels of angry.

You would think the Bears would have an alright D because Mel Tucker looks like a dude I wouldn't want to piss off so I'd play better just to not piss him off.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:02

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

MaximumBob posted:

I can't even decide if it's the players or the scheme, because it seems like nobody is covering anyone.

Both. They don't have the players to run the scheme

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

I can't believe the bears didnt give up 15 yards on the read option

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Quit having Kaep do cute runs you idiots and give it to gore

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

LASTCAR posted:

Wait, seriously?

Actually I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

How did such a boring stadium cost $1.3 billion?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Yeah, I was going to get a ticket ot eh game, but the cheap seats were like $300-$400

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

jared allen sounds like such a hick

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Lt. Chips posted:

Except without, you know, the actual ability to coach.

Well yeah, looking at these results.

Crazy Ted posted:

You would think the Bears would have an alright D because Mel Tucker looks like a dude I wouldn't want to piss off so I'd play better just to not piss him off.

Apparently that poo poo ain't working

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Can I get change in dogecoins?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

They're calling a weird amount of designed runs for Kap considering it's Week 2. Usually they save that poo poo for the playoffs.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

The Bears can't stop any play that has any amount of misdirection

A triple option would probably give them a stroke

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

YMB: Nov 8, 2009; in an unceremonious way

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# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

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# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:03

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Are the Bears the worst D in the league? How is the possible?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:04

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

miss indiana is a disappointment

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:04

Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

Grozz Nuy posted:

They're calling a weird amount of designed runs for Kap considering it's Week 2. Usually they save that poo poo for the playoffs.

bears run d

# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:04

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