Piece of shit Crew #2

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Doctor Spaceman: "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Fassbender's performance was great (as was the David ad), the set design of the ship was great, the abortion scene was fantastic body horror. That's pretty much all I remember liking.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:07

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# ? May 26, 2024 01:43

Mills

Cartoon posted:

I see Mills spit at his feet and leave.

Why would I spit at my own feet?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:10

Mills

The answers to that are in Prometheus 2. Patience Milky!

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:11

Matoi Ryuko

Mills posted:

Why would I spit at my own feet?

You're an aspiring shoe shiner?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:11

CrazyTolradi: It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Apparently Kanye West told some handicapped people in wheelchairs to "Stand up and dance." I now understand why Mills thinks Kayne isn't a complete sack of poo poo.

But this the grandson of someone who thought $100 for an ugly lump of glass was a good deal.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:18

Doctor Spaceman: "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

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# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:20

XyloJW

Mills posted:

Why would I spit at my own feet?

Yeah that's how I read that too

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:21

Mad Katter: STOP THE BATS

Cartoon, you should watch Das Boot if your video store has a copy. It's a fantastic movie unless you're claustrophobic, in which case you might have a meltdown.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:39

cat doter: gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers

prometheus, doctor who, and transformers are all bad

very bad

I have spoken

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:39

Mills

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...9-1227058879156

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:41

Doctor Spaceman: "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:56

GoldStandardConure: I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Mills posted:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...9-1227058879156

Mills don't read news dot com, its bad for your brain.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:58

Mills

The SMH is locking me out of articles after the first 30 in a month though.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:01

algebra testes

Mad Katter posted:

Cartoon, you should watch Das Boot if your video store has a copy. It's a fantastic movie unless you're claustrophobic, in which case you might have a meltdown.

One of the best War Anti-War films I have ever seen. It also sends some interesting messages re: Nazism and Germany which I find fascinating. I also really like the core story telling devices (like the viewer surrogate character), and the way it outlines straight away what the stakes are so you always feel that tension because you know what is going on. Also, the way the film opens up in this large ballroom (which, by itself is an amazing scene) with these really deep shots which reinforces the claustrophobia when they get inside the submarine. And I really like that shot (or, two shots at least - there's an edit when they go through the curtain) when they rush down the submarine with the hand held camera from one end to the other.

There is so much I love about that film, it's up in my top five films of all time.

tl;dr :spergin:

# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:01

CrazyTolradi: It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Mad Katter posted:

Cartoon, you should watch Das Boot if your video store has a copy. It's a fantastic movie unless you're claustrophobic, in which case you might have a meltdown.

Das Boot is an awesome film, highly recommend.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:25

XyloJW

Mad Katter posted:

Cartoon, you should watch Das Boot if your video store has a copy. It's a fantastic movie unless you're claustrophobic, in which case you might have a meltdown.

Wait I forget, is Cartoon an alien who just arrived on earth or has he been locked in a vault since 1914? Should we be recommending him famous and well known movies too?

Cartoon go check out Citizen Kane and the Godfather.

Cartoon go check out Lethal Weapon and Fifth Element.

Cartoon go check out Se7en and the Usual Suspects.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:28

XyloJW

Cartoon, there's this really good movie called Seven Samurai by this guy Akira Kurosawa, you should check it out.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:30

Mad Katter: STOP THE BATS

XyloJW posted:

Wait I forget, is Cartoon an alien who just arrived on earth or has he been locked in a vault since 1914? Should we be recommending him famous and well known movies too?

Dude lives in the bush and literally poops into a hole in the ground.

:shrug:

Perhaps he also comes from an alternate reality where Howl's Moving Castle isn't a famous or well known movie that was released a decade ago.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:45

Endman: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

LordPants posted:

One of the best War Anti-War films I have ever seen.

That ending. :negative:

# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:48

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CrazyTolradi posted:

Das Boot is an awesome film, highly recommend.

It was also released as a 5 hour miniseries for German TV, it's supposed to be awesome too but I haven't seen all of it yet

# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:50

webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

XyloJW posted:

Wait I forget, is Cartoon an alien who just arrived on earth or has he been locked in a vault since 1914? Should we be recommending him famous and well known movies too?

Cartoon go check out Citizen Kane and the Godfather.

Cartoon go check out Lethal Weapon and Fifth Element.

Cartoon go check out Se7en and the Usual Suspects.

Someone's sassy today!

# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:52

Cartoon: poop

Mad Katter posted:

Cartoon, you should watch Das Boot if your video store has a copy. It's a fantastic movie unless you're claustrophobic, in which case you might have a meltdown.

Seen it. Solid :d:

Also great because of the way that U-boat warfare went over the course of the movie/war (ie started really good and went to total poo poo).

XyloJW posted:

Wait I forget, is Cartoon an alien who just arrived on earth or has he been locked in a vault since 1914? Should we be recommending him famous and well known movies too?

Cartoon go check out Citizen Kane and the Godfather.

Cartoon go check out Lethal Weapon and Fifth Element.

Cartoon go check out Se7en and the Usual Suspects.

Saw Citizen Cane, The Godfather, Lethal Weapon(? maybe) all before you were born.

Citizen Cane - :d:

Not an actual fan but a good film.
Godfather - :d:

The second is almost as good. The third can be missed.
Lethal Weapon - :d:

Probably could do with a rewatch.
Fifth Element - :d:

Every time I rewatch I'm more disappointed but might still watch again.
Se7en - :d:

Almost made it to my rewatch list.
Usual Suspects - 4 diamonds (ran out of smilie buffer)- Gem.

XyloJW posted:

Cartoon, there's this really good movie called Seven Samurai by this guy Akira Kurosawa, you should check it out.

Haha. Ran is his actual masterpiece and a film Network Video Kempsey don't have...

# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:05

XyloJW

Yeah, I assumed that you, like every adult in the world, had seen all those movies, which is why I thought it strange that people were "recommending" them to you.

Cartoon posted:

Fifth Element - Every time I rewatch I'm more disappointed but might still watch again.

Yeah, same for me. Every time I watch it, I'm less enamored with the art style and dialog and more annoyed by the hokey plot and I swear Chris Tucker's part somehow gets longer and louder every time.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:22

hambeet

Go watch the notebook cartoon.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:27

GoldStandardConure: I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

XyloJW posted:

Yeah, same for me. Every time I watch it, I'm less enamored with the art style and dialog and more annoyed by the hokey plot and I swear Chris Tucker's part somehow gets longer and louder every time.

Whats it like hating fun?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:58

Splode: put some clothes on you little freak

Cartoon, Howl's moving castle is based on a western book, not a Japanese one hth.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:59

Cartoon: poop

You think I didn't know that? Hth you.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:25

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

XyloJW posted:

Cartoon, there's this really good movie called Seven Samurai by this guy Akira Kurosawa, you should check it out.

Cartoon watch Pacific Rim

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:26

Cartoon: poop

SKY COQ posted:

Cartoon watch Pacific Rim

Cartoon posted:

I saw Pacific Rim last night. Very disappointing

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:36

tithin: [Grandmaster Tactician]

I've only seen the 5th element from that list :shrug:

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:36

Splode: put some clothes on you little freak

Cartoon posted:

You think I didn't know that? Hth you.

Then your review was poorly written to the point of being misleading. If it had included more of your comical hatred of anime I might have chuckled, but instead it was just a confusing waste of everybody's time, especially considering everyone has already seen the film.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:38

Mad Katter: STOP THE BATS

tithin posted:

I've only seen the 5th element from that list

Alien spotted.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:38

Splode: put some clothes on you little freak

tithin posted:

I've only seen the 5th element from that list

same but I am like twelve years old

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:39

Cartoon: poop

Splode posted:

Then your review was poorly written to the point of being misleading. If it had included more of your comical hatred of anime I might have chuckled, but instead it was just a confusing waste of everybody's time, especially considering everyone has already seen the film.

Actually given that it was an English book that was adapted (not just translated but heavily altered) then translated back to English I though the one-liner "Lost in Translation" was suitably pithy. Sorry I guess.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:42

MysticalMachineGun

What was Howl's Moving Castle based on?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:43

CrazyTolradi: It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

What was Howl's Moving Castle based on?

LSD?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:46

Splode: put some clothes on you little freak

Cartoon posted:

Actually given that it was an English book that was adapted (not just translated but heavily altered) then translated back to English I though the one-liner "Lost in Translation" was suitably pithy. Sorry I guess.

I'll let you off this time, but you better pick up your game.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:52

Splode: put some clothes on you little freak

MysticalMachineGun posted:

What was Howl's Moving Castle based on?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howl's_Moving_Castle

This piece of poo poo.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:52

Cartoon: poop

^^^

Apology accepted.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

What was Howl's Moving Castle based on?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howl%27s_Moving_Castle

quote:

Howl's Moving Castle is a fantasy novel by British author Diana Wynne Jones, first published in 1986 by Greenwillow Books of New York. It was a runner-up for the annual Boston Globe�Horn Book Award[3] and it won the Phoenix Award twenty years later, recognizing its rise from relative obscurity.

quote:

Film adaptation[edit]
In 2004 an animated film was released, directed by Hayao Miyazaki and produced by Studio Ghibli. The film broke box office records in Japan, and was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Animated Feature.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:54

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# ? May 26, 2024 01:43

hambeet

Never seen. It sounds poo poo.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:54

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