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You should say yes to all the fat red wrecks because they can be unintentionally hilarious. Like, what on Earth could this girl be trying to hide? Even in The Year of our Lord 2014 humanity's greatest scientists may never crack this enigma.  
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Sep 15, 2014 14:02
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EmmyOk posted:You should say yes to all the fat red wrecks because they can be unintentionally hilarious. Like, what on Earth could this girl be trying to hide? Even in The Year of our Lord 2014 humanity's greatest scientists may never crack this enigma. she's hiding the fact that the baby has the exact same head as her
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Sep 15, 2014 14:03
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EmmyOk posted:You should say yes to all the fat red wrecks because they can be unintentionally hilarious. Like, what on Earth could this girl be trying to hide? Even in The Year of our Lord 2014 humanity's greatest scientists may never crack this enigma. ok last page had me laffin but this righ here.... it's your kid  At least use loving clonestamp or something
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Sep 15, 2014 14:18
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maybe its not her kid so she edited it out not to raise any suspicions not that it works but it could have been the intention
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Sep 15, 2014 14:27
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or the kid died since the picture was taken???
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Sep 15, 2014 14:28
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Maybe the kid was black and she wanted you to understand she supports racial purity now
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Sep 15, 2014 14:29
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live love miscegenate
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Sep 15, 2014 14:31
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I banged a hot girl from Tinder a few times, then I moved away 9/10 would do again
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Sep 15, 2014 14:33
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newreply.php posted:maybe its not her kid so she edited it out not to raise any suspicions Maybe, but you'd assume she'd only scribble out the face then.
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Sep 15, 2014 14:34
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Currently poop posting. This thread is no worse for it.
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Sep 15, 2014 14:47
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newreply.php posted:this is tinder   http://imgur.com/gallery/dVcqL
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Sep 15, 2014 15:07
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Sep 15, 2014 15:13
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Lemme smash
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Sep 15, 2014 15:42
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pls
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Sep 15, 2014 15:44
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Dayum She looks like a big girl too
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Sep 15, 2014 15:46
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tinder's cool because it proves that straight people are just as slutty as gay men when given half a chance
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Sep 15, 2014 15:49
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Haha, this one's great.
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Sep 15, 2014 16:09
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Business Octopus posted:If u want to know anything about me just ask! Something like 40% of the ladies in my area say this. Which I guess means only 60% are smart enough to understand how the drat program is supposed to work. Like, do they just not get it? Are they doing rush c&p jobs? So much confusion.
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Sep 15, 2014 16:12
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they're single for a reason.
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Sep 15, 2014 16:12
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Sep 15, 2014 16:13
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Inevitable posted:u getting with all the girls on tindr, op?
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Sep 15, 2014 16:13
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need recommendations on a tinder bot to automate my pussy getting
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Sep 15, 2014 16:26
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Dynastocles posted:My only tinder date was with a girl who looked cute and interesting but she turned out to be 5' and a Zionist give me her number
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Sep 15, 2014 16:52
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Business Octopus posted:If u want to know anything about me just ask! ok, what kind of person R U
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Sep 15, 2014 17:20
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ghlbtsk posted:ok, what kind of person R U concerned tax-payer
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Sep 15, 2014 17:22
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EmmyOk posted:You should say yes to all the fat red wrecks because they can be unintentionally hilarious. Like, what on Earth could this girl be trying to hide? Even in The Year of our Lord 2014 humanity's greatest scientists may never crack this enigma. tbqh if more people did this i'd be all for it, virtually every person round here it seems has group photos as all their pics which makes what should be a swipe a 10sec trip into their profile to try and crossreference faces. tempted to just swipe right on anyone who says something like '"i'm the blonde" because loving thank you i've seen people with multiple photos of them with the same person. and the quotes - literal 'i'm like marmite, you love me or you hate me' level poo poo. and the 'i'm fluent in sarcasm' stuff as well. i'm assuming men are just as bad if not worse?
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Sep 15, 2014 17:32
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Generic Monk posted:tbqh if more people did this i'd be all for it, virtually every person round here it seems has group photos as all their pics which makes what should be a swipe a 10sec trip into their profile to try and crossreference faces. tempted to just swipe right on anyone who says something like '"i'm the blonde" because loving thank you im the one that isn't my young child sitting on my lap
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Sep 15, 2014 17:34
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I get about one match every three days on tinder. I wish the app would eventually tell you "it doesn't look like this is working out. Have you considered killing yourself??"
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Sep 15, 2014 17:42
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gigawhite posted:I get about one match every three days on tinder. I wish the app would eventually tell you "it doesn't look like this is working out. Have you considered killing yourself??" In another tinder thread one guy didn't get any matches, chin up.
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Sep 15, 2014 17:44
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I make a point on tinder dates of reminding the girl that I'm not on a date with them, they're on a date with ME a' la Rorschach
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Sep 15, 2014 17:51
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I quiz the ladies on intricate details regarding the Marvel Universe
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Sep 15, 2014 17:53
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I ask them what their favourite type of lake is (after Ox bow obviously)
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Sep 15, 2014 17:56
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Dr. Carwash posted:is there some sorta FEMALE hivemind that dictates they write 1 or more of these things?? hey just to confirm, are you kyle carwash, or carwash the elder
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Sep 15, 2014 17:56
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EmmyOk posted:I ask them what their favourite type of lake is (after Ox bow obviously) I legitimately always thought that an Oxbow was a feature of a river, but after doing some research it appears they only become so after being cut off from the main river.
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Sep 15, 2014 18:29
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conceitedguy posted:hey just to confirm, are you kyle carwash, or carwash the elder elder and how could i forget this gem from tinder "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
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Sep 15, 2014 18:54
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Moments are great too, there are stacks of selfies with "so bored tonight, chats anyone" to swipe left on everyday.
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Sep 15, 2014 19:00
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I'm afraid to make a tinder profile and it turns out to be all the same girls from okcupid I've hooked up with before
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Sep 15, 2014 19:22
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naem posted:I'm afraid to make a tinder profile and it turns out to be all the same girls from okcupid I've hooked up with before just don't swipe right, friendo
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Sep 15, 2014 19:23
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I made a tinder and immediately deleted it when I saw that facebook is required. That poo poo is private for a reason.
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