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Korthal posted:The markup for alcohol is worse than the markup for spirits. The markup for drinks in a restaurant is worse than the markup for alcohol usually. Do you ever order a coffee with your food? You're a loving disgrace if you do.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:40 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:09 |
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just get trashed before you go out amateur hour
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:41 |
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Get a load of places that attempt to charge over the cost of buying it to vend What the poo poo
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:42 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:op has anyone, anywhere, ever, told you "meet us at the bar later"? op you appear to have vanished right after I posted my query, inquiring minds want to know op
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:43 |
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I wonder if the OP has ever considered butt chugging? Halfway though a six pack(lol, lightweight), looks at the bottle and thinks, "Well, it would be cheaper."
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:44 |
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And they don't even let me buttchug in bars!
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:45 |
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jarvis cocker posted:just get trashed before you go out Only kids stop drinking when they leave the house. When you're done drinking that bottle of Popov that your older brother bought for you with all your allowance money the real adults of drinking age will be heading to bars and continuing to drink until those bars close and then they'll rush to the liquor store and buy more alcohol to drink until they pass out or until the bars reopen, which ever should occur first.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:47 |
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lol if yourre too poor to buy pitchers of beer for your mates
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:48 |
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Bip Roberts posted:And they don't even let me buttchug in bars! if your neighborhood bar doesn't allow buttchugging
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:49 |
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Guancho posted:lol if yourre too poor to buy pitches of beer for your mates also lol if you dont have friends who pick up for your drinks
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:50 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:if your neighborhood bar doesn't allow buttchugging That's just not good business sense. I mean why even have the free peanuts or bacon(seriously, I've seen it in Wisconsin).
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:if your neighborhood bar doesn't allow buttchugging Lol if your neighborhood doesn't have a Butt Chuggers franchise.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:52 |
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Hobohemian posted:That's just not good business sense. I mean why even have the free peanuts or bacon(seriously, I've seen it in Wisconsin). if you've never pistolled barflies with butt peanuts
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:53 |
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$3 for a beer at a bar seems like happy hour or something too, is this a Miller Lite or something during a weekday Giants game
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:54 |
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why go to the park and fly a kite when you can just pop a pill
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:55 |
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Why even wear pants nah say'n
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:56 |
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olaf2022 posted:why go to the park and fly a kite when you can just pop a pill
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:57 |
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naem posted:Why even wear pants nah say'n the utilikilt is alive and well
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:57 |
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ban the OP thanks
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:05 |
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Hobohemian posted:I think someone left their account open and now their little brother is asking GBS questions. Why on earth does anyone have sex with women when you can just make an approximation of a vagina with a ziploc bag full of jello? I made some boobs out of old socks filled with rice, I just heat them up in the microwave and it's as good as the real thing without worrying about rejection.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:06 |
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You know how when you touch a womans breast, and it's feels, like a bag of sand,
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:07 |
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Why do people spend thousands of dollars going on vacation to other countries when you can just watch YouTube videos of those countries for free at home? Louvre on my computer screen is HD, in many ways more vibrant than real life, why go to Paris at all?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:09 |
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Darf posted:i never tip your mom i give her the tip quite often actually
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:10 |
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my rice breasts have become rancid from years of jizz and now when i smash my dilz into them it reminds me of being at sea
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:10 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Why on earth does anyone have sex with women when you can just make an approximation of a vagina with a ziploc bag full of jello? I made some boobs out of old socks filled with rice, I just heat them up in the microwave and it's as good as the real thing without worrying about rejection. I have something similar but I use it on my back when it hurts because I'm too lazy to do core exercises.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:11 |
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Hobohemian posted:I have something similar but I use it on my back when it hurts because I'm too lazy to do core exercises. How does this work? I mean, jello gets pretty sticky.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:11 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:How does this work? I mean, jello gets pretty sticky. No, I mean I put boobs on it.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:12 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:How does this work? I mean, jello gets pretty sticky. i blow a couple loads on his back until he's got a nice set of cum-tits, which i then use to motorboat
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:13 |
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Hobohemian posted:No, I mean I put boobs on it. Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i blow a couple loads on his back until he's got a nice set of cum-tits, which i then use to motorboat This sounds like a legit workout.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:23 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Why do people spend thousands of dollars going on vacation to other countries when you can just watch YouTube videos of those countries for free at home? Louvre on my computer screen is HD, in many ways more vibrant than real life, why go to Paris at all? google earth streetview is free a plane ticket is thousands
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:27 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:How does this work? I mean, jello gets pretty sticky. why have goons spent over $318k on star citizen
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:29 |
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Xaris posted:because people like to go out and be social with friends and meet new people and its loving weird to whip out your beer from your backpack at a bar/restraunt? of course that's a foreign concept to goons who're all fat and never leave their house It's weird? I often sneak in drinks and drink them from underneath the table. I pretend to be tying up my shoelaces when I do this.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:31 |
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when i lived where i could walk to bars id just get drunk before and only sip on a beer while there, but thats because i was poor as gently caress
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:34 |
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why would i buy food? i can stay in my room and drink a nutrient slurry designed for brain-dead hospital patients for only pennies a day
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:40 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:why would i buy food? i can stay in my room and drink a nutrient slurry designed for brain-dead hospital patients for only pennies a day meh, a diet of only simple grains is always going to be much cheaper than nutrient slush. though, the simple grains put you at risk for scurvy. you just can't win, arr.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 08:03 |
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related topic: why don't they sell beer in 2-liters at the grocery stores? I never buy soda in cans or bottles, always 2-liter for the savings. why can't i do the same thing with beer?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 08:04 |
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:related topic: why don't they sell beer in 2-liters at the grocery stores? I never buy soda in cans or bottles, always 2-liter for the savings. why can't i do the same thing with beer? caguamas bitch
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 08:15 |
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olaf2022 posted:why go to the park and fly a kite when you can just pop a pill
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 08:19 |
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a smarter man would just close the thread op
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 08:23 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:09 |
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bar in my town has 25 cent draft night
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 08:31 |