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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

no you didn't.

He's confusing it with that movie Time of the Apes

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BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

no you didn't.

Come to my house and talk about it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BoothsBeard posted:

Come to my house and talk about it.

ok.

Squidbeak
Jul 24, 2007

Com Truise
I am Groot.

BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014

I hope you like sprite, ice cream and Veggietales as much as we do at our LDS socials!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BoothsBeard posted:

I hope you like sprite, ice cream and Veggietales as much as we do at our LDS socials!

I do!

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Squidbeak posted:

I am Groot.

no you're not.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer


Heres me I am a cool dad imo

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

BoothsBeard posted:

I'm a mormon and have shot and killed an urban feral who broke into my house once and it was ruled a justifiable homicide.

fyi whites are inhuman apes and your white exclusive religion is v ironic bc whites actually do not have souls and the idea of them having an afterlife is as funny as saying trees or frogs do

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

a starwar betamax posted:



Heres me I am a cool dad imo

sup bill burr

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


ilikedirt posted:

sup bill burr

more like bill durr ('cause he looks like a retard lmao)

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Seizure Robot posted:

more like bill durr ('cause he looks like a retard lmao)

I see what you did there

naem
May 29, 2011

CannedMacabre posted:

I'm posting from the shitter.

All my posts are while pooping

All

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
sometimes i fart always

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
When I dream and it's realistic it usually is something that I'm going to be doing in the future. The thing is that it's utterly useless because it's always just me walking somewhere, or looking for something in the kitchen, or starting a task at work and I immediately think, "Oh yeah, I was doing this in my dream a few months ago." It's really just a super lame novelty thing that happens but sometimes I realize it a second or two before it happens, and I stop and look around and everything for a few moments goes just like I dreamed it. It's uselessly strange.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I am Toni Lippi posted:

When I dream and it's realistic it usually is something that I'm going to be doing in the future. The thing is that it's utterly useless because it's always just me walking somewhere, or looking for something in the kitchen, or starting a task at work and I immediately think, "Oh yeah, I was doing this in my dream a few months ago." It's really just a super lame novelty thing that happens but sometimes I realize it a second or two before it happens, and I stop and look around and everything for a few moments goes just like I dreamed it. It's uselessly strange.

your boring. Shut up.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

your boring. Shut up.

Yeah, probably.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

whoflungpoop posted:

sometimes i fart always

You're blowing my mind (pun sort of intended)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

You're blowing my mind (pun sort of intended)

a fart blew your mind?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

a fart blew your mind?

yes :smith:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

no worries grandpa!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

smoobles posted:

Hey GBS, I thought we should all get to know each other better! I know I could certainly get to know you guys better!

Let's share some random facts about ourselves, here's a quick list of facts about yourself that you should post:

- What street you grew up on
- Your mother's maiden name
- Your email address
- The name of your favorite pet growing up
- The name of the high school you went to

Haha, just a few ideas to get us started!! Please answer all of the above!!!! Haha this will be fun!

I was born on the freeway, 'bout midway between Modesto and Bakersfield. I was raised on a mayonaise farm. When I was 12, my face caught afire. Hell's bells! My dad jumped off the porch and put out the fire with a shovel. Then I growed up and got ugly. I went to Modesto junior college where I majored in towels and joined the ROTC for no goddamn good reason.*














*not mine

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dee eight posted:

I was born on the freeway, 'bout midway between Modesto and Bakersfield. I was raised on a mayonaise farm. When I was 12, my face caught afire. Hell's bells! My dad jumped off the porch and put out the fire with a shovel. Then I growed up and got ugly. I went to Modesto junior college where I majored in towels and joined the ROTC for no goddamn good reason.*














*not mine

Its friday night.
No one cares what you did.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Kumbamontu posted:

i'm a ghost

Spoooooooky

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

i'm bad at posting and will never improve

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

i'm bad at posting and will never improve

same
goku
igay

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
My ethnic heritage is German Jew. Hitler missed a few.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Haha guys these are great but check out the questions I posted in the OP. I think they're pretty interesting and everyone should definitely answer them! Haha. Getting to know each other is cool.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

smoobles posted:

Haha guys these are great but check out the questions I posted in the OP. I think they're pretty interesting and everyone should definitely answer them! Haha. Getting to know each other is cool.

Youre a nice person and I like you.

psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Sep 20, 2014

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

smoobles posted:

Haha guys these are great but check out the questions I posted in the OP. I think they're pretty interesting and everyone should definitely answer them! Haha. Getting to know each other is cool.

here's a cool personal fact: I got a huge fuckin dick

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I have a forked uvula and I like corndogs.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I have a cold

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
Anything with whole milk makes me poop within 10 minutes

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Squidbeak posted:

I am Groot.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I just had a guy at a bar get really mad about my work history

no idea why, it was really weird

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

:ghost:

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i post in gbs "on the reg" (regularly)

i post in gbs on the rag (bleeding from my vagina)

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


My mother was a deadbeat vacuum cleaner and I was raised by a Betamax recorder on the streets

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Total Clam

psyopmonkey posted:

I chew a lot of gum.

Ill go through like 5 packs a week.

I have not chewed gum since the early 1980's. I live in a mountain pass area, and I once purchased a Ford Pinto.

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Shithouse Dave posted:

My mother was a deadbeat vacuum cleaner and I was raised by a Betamax recorder on the streets

Son?

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