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Use the lamp! That bone is freaky.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:38 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 16:22 |
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Use the bone.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:08 |
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Jesus Christ, that's pretty brutal. Use the bone
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 09:03 |
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Well, I guess we are orphans now. Time to do the protagonist thing and use the bone.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 14:56 |
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quote:The door crashes in. You seize the weird artifact and turn, ready to club at the intruders' heads. As you lift it, the liquid inside gleams. Abruptly, you are swept by a deep sense of peace. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 17:54 |
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Lower the bone, for SCIENCE!
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 18:22 |
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Lower the bone if it comes with an undo option, otherwise make him back off.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 18:24 |
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Lower it
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 18:46 |
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Back off!
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 19:36 |
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Bad zombie! Sit! Stay!
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:59 |
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quote:Your heart pounds as you risk lowering your defences. Nothing happens. You raise the bone again and gesture to the other side of the room. He shuffles in that direction. quote:The military? Can they have tracked the bone to your house? But that didn't sound like the front door. quote:OK, recap. You are an orphan who possesses a strange military occult artifact created from the upper arm of a presumably-deceased person. Through it, you have obtained the power to command the dead. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 06:18 |
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Bury them in the cellar Next to the bricked up chap and the wine.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 06:21 |
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My parents are zombies! the bestworst Goosebumps book.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 07:26 |
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Grow your undead army. I have to wonder how the book railroads you into keeping the necromantic wand if you don't pick the "hell yes" options, but I will admit that using player incentive is a pretty good way to hide the rail tracks.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 07:45 |
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Zombies gonna zomb. The bone returned to our desk when we hid it in the drawer, my guess is that the same thing would have happened if we ignored it or threw it out the window.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 08:55 |
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Call the police! Like what our teacher would tell us to do!
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 10:51 |
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Hello police, I think my parents are dead. They fell down the stairs.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 11:23 |
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Allow zombie nature to take its course. If we bury them in the cellar they are going to come back anyway.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 12:10 |
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Bury and raise them as skeleton later.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 14:21 |
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Bury the lede, why don't you zombie newspapermen?
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 18:14 |
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Might as well inform you, zombie nature taking its course is not letting our parents come back from the dead, it's... rather different. Rather messier. Besides, they were a bit too torn apart to be effective minions, wouldn't you say? Change votes as you feel necessary.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 18:50 |
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Use the zombies. I mean, you might as well, right?
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:45 |
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Why do I get the feeling this will quickly wander into some sort of gory Z-list horror movie thing? And what's up with those kids stabbing and murdering an adult soldier
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:52 |
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Pimpmust posted:Why do I get the feeling this will quickly wander into some sort of gory Z-list horror movie thing? I believe question A answers question B. Gore is more important here than sense.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:54 |
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Pimpmust posted:And what's up with those kids stabbing and murdering an adult soldier Welcome to Britain.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:07 |
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Oblivion4568238 posted:Might as well inform you, zombie nature taking its course is not letting our parents come back from the dead, it's... rather different. Rather messier. Besides, they were a bit too torn apart to be effective minions, wouldn't you say? Change votes as you feel necessary. ...oh. In that case I'm a sucker for a good Poe reference. Pop them in the cellar.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:11 |
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I change my answer to Put them in the cellar Parents are super lame anyway.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 04:10 |
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quote:Crime stories are full of people who think they can get away with burying bodies in remote places, only to have them dug up by friendly dogs and used in evidence during murder trials. Under the house is safer. No change in stats.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 04:26 |
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Hit it with your shovel. "STAY DEAD, DADDY!"
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 04:30 |
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Nyaa posted:Hit it with your shovel. "STAY DEAD, DADDY!" I was going to say use the bone, but yeah, the shovel is funnier.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 04:50 |
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Nyaa posted:Hit it with your shovel. "STAY DEAD, DADDY!" The best response.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 05:43 |
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Nyaa posted:Hit it with your shovel. "STAY DEAD, DADDY!"
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 05:47 |
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Shovel Time: No Daddy, No! The main character is very cavalier about the living dead inviting themselves to her home for a party.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 05:53 |
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Pimpmust posted:Shovel Time: No Daddy, No! Yes, the main character is funny. Shovels are good for more than just digging.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:34 |
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quote:You batter the crawling bag with all of your energy. It flails around like a giant black worm. Eventually, something seems to burst inside and the bag lies still. You go on to bury it, but you feel distinctly queasy afterward. quote:That's it. Your parents' bodies have been safely disposed of. You are going to have to grow up quickly and start a new life. Whatever that might be. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 08:35 |
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Disguise them! We need new parents! One of them could be our long lost twin and the last can crawl around like a pet. No one will suspect a thing.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 08:50 |
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I knew that Trenchcoat and Fedora full closet would come in handy!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 11:10 |
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Disguise
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:12 |
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Weekend at Bernies (disguise)
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:22 |
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Master of Disguise
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