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So I don't know where else to put this information, but if you ever buy stale Starburst candies, you can soften them up by putting them in a microwave for five seconds. Works great!
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Sep 21, 2014 02:56
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Seat Safety Switch posted:So I don't know where else to put this information, but if you ever buy stale Starburst candies, you can soften them up by putting them in a microwave for five seconds. Works great! You just destroyed the entire demographic of Now'n'Later people. Jerk!
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Sep 21, 2014 03:03
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I rarely see late 80s/early 90s Mustangs these days. Maybe I'll see one or two a month, and they're usually pretty tired* (beat to poo poo). I've seen two beautifully stock 5.0's this week. One was a 5.0 LX (yesterday), the other was a GT (today). The GT was definitely a daily driver, but not beat up - just driven and maintained, and likely garaged most of its life. The LX looked like it just rolled off the showroom floor, aside from "well aged" purple tint. Takes me right back to high school. 
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Sep 21, 2014 03:13
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I'm on my third day of only being able to choke down rice and chicken. Everything else seems to make me want to vomit unnecessarily. Outside of toast/applesauce/sprite/saltines, what do you guys eat when you're feeling ill?
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Sep 21, 2014 03:17
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 helps a lot for the vomiting.Beyond that, my only suggestion is soup. And why are you deepthroating Rick while you're sick?
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Sep 21, 2014 03:21
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Gay Hitler was a dentist in Ohio before world war ii
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Sep 21, 2014 03:23
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some texas redneck posted:
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Sep 21, 2014 03:36
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Ginger ale usually settles my stomach when I'm ill. Outside of that, you covered the bases with chicken, rice, toast, and saltines. Maybe try a banana or something like that.
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Sep 21, 2014 03:56
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Well, the rice and banana will help you keep from the  usual problems . I recommend taking plenty of Zinc and C (too late I know), and trying to at least work up to V8. It has way too much salt, but otherwise, its' good for ya.
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Sep 21, 2014 04:10
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Whenever I'm sick, I just want pho and only pho.
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Sep 21, 2014 04:11
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Chucklefucks is one of my more favourite descriptive terms, usually reserved for someone who's REALLY earnt it thru sheer displays of retardation
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Sep 21, 2014 04:27
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goatse guy posted:Whenever I'm sick, I just want pho and only pho. This, also Wor Won Ton. Mostly pho though because those herbs are like seafoam for your head.
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Sep 21, 2014 04:50
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I'm lucky that there are 2 pho places on my block, and they both have vegetarian broth if you're into that too.
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Sep 21, 2014 04:57
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Today I learned that Linux servers with multiple live DBs really hate being powered off with no warning. That would be our server at work. The UPS had an interesting failure - it powered off with no warning, then started clicking rapidly. Hitting the power button on the UPS did nothing; holding it would get it to screech and show a bad battery LED, then it would resume clicking. It also smelled like some magic smoke escaped.  The server takes a good 10 minutes to come back up after an unexpected power off. The old full tower Dell P4 server with a RAID array (which was replaced with an i5 "server" [HP mini desktop] with a single HDD about 2 months ago) took about 45 minutes. The fun part is the call center called us and said "hey we're not going to take orders for you since your computer isn't responding, we're forwarding all of your lines back to you until you get it fixed".  GM had no idea what to do. It's amazing what unplugging the dead UPS and plugging the PC into a regular outlet does to bring a computer back up.  I say it takes at least 6 months for them to replace the UPS, best case... and that's assuming we have several power failures that include a bit of data loss.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:02
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That sounds like the Tripp Lite Smart 1000 whatever failure mode.
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It's definitely a Tripp Lite, but it was a 450 or 550, IIRC (it's nearly identical to an ancient Tripp Lite 450 I had ages ago, except it has buttons instead of slider switches). And no monitoring was being used; not sure if the UPS actually supported it or not, but if it did, there was no serial or USB cable between the UPS and PC.
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I've seen a few that look like these http://www.tripplite.com/line-interactive-ups-system-desktop-1000va-120v-usb-port-lcd-screen~SMART1000LCD/ as Costco used to sell them and they fail just like that when the battery goes bad. It doesn't do any auto self-checking. I'm not surprised the others act the same way.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:21
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the spyder posted:Barfs Or standard hangover cure or kill of fatty foods / dairy stuff or just go to the doctor if it's that bad unless you are stuck in the some US healthcare clusterfuck.
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Sep 21, 2014 06:25
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goatse guy posted:Whenever I'm sick, I just want pho and only pho. gently caress. Yes. Also sauted beef with lemon grass.
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Sep 21, 2014 07:25
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the spyder posted:I'm on my third day of only being able to choke down rice and chicken. Everything else seems to make me want to vomit unnecessarily. Outside of toast/applesauce/sprite/saltines, what do you guys eat when you're feeling ill? Bananas taste the same going down as they do coming back up.  Try oatmeal, congee, or any type of porridge, easy on the stomach, and filling enough to not feel miserable.
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Sep 21, 2014 10:41
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I usually dont swear much in the garage, but I have been known to call people dick bagels.
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Sep 21, 2014 14:11
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Had a moment of bravery and drove my Ford yesterday without bringing any tools with me. I feel so alive. (fucknugget)
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Sep 21, 2014 14:47
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Craigslist date took a rain check because he got stuck in bumfuck nowhere due to the weather, so I spent the evening chugging wine and watching Parks and Rec with my dog.
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Sep 21, 2014 14:58
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I thought you lived in bumfuck nowhere already?
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Sep 21, 2014 15:28
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Nidhg00670000 posted:I thought you lived in bumfuck nowhere already? GG lives in West Bumfuck Nowhere. It's north of the Mason-Who-Gives-A-poo poo-Line and west of North Nobodywilleverknowyoudiedhere.
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Seat Safety Switch posted:GG lives in West Bumfuck Nowhere. It's north of the Mason-Who-Gives-A-poo poo-Line and west of North Nobodywilleverknowyoudiedhere. ..like that isn't like having a personal GPS for a Swede? 
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Nidhg00670000 posted:I thought you lived in bumfuck nowhere already? I moved back to the Minneapolis area in June. Best decision I ever made.
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Slow is Fast posted:I usually dont swear much in the garage, but I have been known to call people dick bagels. the mental image that accompanies this is great. Successfully escaped the flea market having only bought a bricklayers hammer I have needed for years ($50 online, $10 at the flea) and a Hobbs hour meter to use as an office decoration for $5.  (she tried to convince me to buy a couple more oscilloscopes, but I already have like eight... and that's after long term loaning one to Fart Pipe until I get around to fixing the one I was originally gonna give him.)
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Sep 21, 2014 18:07
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So when the coffee pot says "discard if chipped or cracked" they mean it. I had one with a tiny chip in the spout blow up on me this morning.
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Sep 21, 2014 18:16
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Goober Peas posted:So when the coffee pot says "discard if chipped or cracked" they mean it. I had one with a tiny chip in the spout blow up on me this morning. Does that apply to glasses that only have cold drinks? I have a martini glass with a small crack in it but I don't want to have to go and buy another
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Sep 21, 2014 18:19
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freelop posted:Does that apply to glasses that only have cold drinks? I had an Ikea glass break in my mouth. It had ice water. Didn't notice any chips in it before. loving Ikea.
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Sep 21, 2014 18:40
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freelop posted:Does that apply to glasses that only have cold drinks? Don't put it in the dishwasher, is all I'm gonna say. Cool sound, then you pick miniature shards of glass out of your other dishes for months while wondering how many of them you have eaten.
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Seat Safety Switch posted:GG lives in West Bumfuck Nowhere. It's north of the Mason-Who-Gives-A-poo poo-Line and west of North Nobodywilleverknowyoudiedhere. I'm just south of there. Midwest AI: we are all about 3 hours away from each other.
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CharlesM posted:I had an Ikea glass break in my mouth. It had ice water. Didn't notice any chips in it before. I only buy the super thick-walled glasses from IKEA, the ones that are made in Russia. You can run them over with a tank without breaking them 
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KozmoNaut posted:I only buy the super thick-walled glasses from IKEA, the ones that are made in Russia. You can run them over with a tank without breaking them But on the other hand, those glasses are made out of ground-up nuclear reactors and melted-down dissidents. Enjoy!
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Sep 21, 2014 22:23
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stump posted:Ginger ale has already been mentioned, but basically anything with ginger in it. I don't know about you guys but ginger ale gives me loving brutal headaches.
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N is for Nipples posted:I don't know about you guys but ginger ale gives me loving brutal headaches.
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InitialDave posted:I think they mean the non-alcoholic kind. Viggen posted:It had a helpful 'needs gas' sticky left on the airbag, and yep- it sure did. It was reading slightly below E. The 3 line LED matrix helpfully said "LOW FUEL", and then beeped and changed to "49 MILES BEFORE EMPTY"- or was that supposed to be 4.9? e: My cumrag became an anthill and I didn't notice it until I too had become an anthill. Please send help. solarNativity fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Sep 21, 2014 |
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Man I hate being sick. Everyone at work is sick so it was only a matter of time. I woke up on Friday morning for work and was feeling some chest congestion. My Friday night my head was in a fog, my nose was blocked and I was wheezing and coughing up green lung butter. I went to CVS on Saturday to pick up some Mucinex Maximum Strength, some sinus pressure medicine for AM and PM, a bottle of aspirin and a bag of Vitamin C cough drops. This 50hr work week outside should be fun.
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