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Kaysette posted:A bigger, blacker Basilisk. Blackilisk
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:27 |
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Wurzag posted:Wait, literally stick their plastic men in the oven? I think it's a joke about the Cron Air list being full of croissants.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:31 |
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From the warmachine thread, so I can't take credit for finding it. Painting isn't bad, but why sculpt this: http://warhammer.org.uk/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=75492
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 14:29 |
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StErN posted:From the warmachine thread, so I can't take credit for finding it. Painting isn't bad, but why sculpt this: Did...did he sculpt a vagina onto that model? AND WHY IS NO ONE IN THAT THREAD COMMENTING ON IT!?
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 14:51 |
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rkajdi posted:I think it's a joke about the Cron Air list being full of croissants. We call any list with more than three scythes on it a Necron Breakfast Buffet.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 14:55 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Did...did he sculpt a vagina onto that model? Amazing, nobody comments at all.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:04 |
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StErN posted:From the warmachine thread, so I can't take credit for finding it. Painting isn't bad, but why sculpt this: "Most wargamers wouldn't know/realize so it's fine!" I wonder if he knows it applies to him first and foremost. I wouldn't know and nobody is commenting on it because they wouldn't know either.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:07 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Did...did he sculpt a vagina onto that model? I hope it's because they're embarassed, an equivalent of quietly shuffling away so as not to be seen with him. (Yes, I realize I'm probably wrong )
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:10 |
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StErN posted:From the warmachine thread, so I can't take credit for finding it. Painting isn't bad, but why sculpt this: thats a really gross hosed up pussy
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:17 |
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To be fair I didn't see it until you nerds pointed it out
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:50 |
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I didn't either and was wondering what was so terrible until I saw his "Teeth. Tits. Claws. Clunge." statement, but yeah once you see it...
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:54 |
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I scrolled through it kind of quickly and was like "oh it's just goons getting mad at boob armor, whatever" and continued on and then I scrolled back up
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:04 |
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BULBASAUR posted:To be fair I didn't see it until you nerds pointed it out I mean that's kind of unfair because the modeler of the weird vagina also said 'I modeled a vagina that came out weird' so it's not just goons being ridiculous
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:14 |
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Hahaha, my eyes glazed over as soon as I saw some strange 40k forum that was not SA related. I have been trained well.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:15 |
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BULBASAUR posted:To be fair I didn't see it until you nerds pointed it out I was a little relieved, sad as it is, to find out he did it on a human model, and was not carefully modeling things onto his monsters.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:27 |
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I kept looking for a cloaca on the angry vomit monsters.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 22:02 |
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Randalor posted:I kinda want to know the story behind how this came to be. I mean, if it's a case of the guy having a young daughter that wanted to learn to play the game but wanted to play with the ponies, that's actually kind of sweet.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 22:25 |
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Bieeardo posted:I kept looking for a cloaca on the angry vomit monsters. Yeah I thought there'd be a dick on at least one of them.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:26 |
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Ahahaha saw this on my Facebook dakka feed. Feed usually shows off nicely painted models but this time it was about idiot nerds who don't realize how creepy they are being Best part is now you know the names of people not to play with, cuz they're ranting on Facebook too lol http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/615748.page
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:28 |
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I've painted nude miniatures before, but that's taking it to a whole extra creepy level.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:44 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:I've painted nude miniatures before, but that's taking it to a whole extra creepy level. As I said in the warmahordes thread, that is a heroic scale pussy.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:10 |
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The only heroic scale pussy is the tiger that He-man rides IMO.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:13 |
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Chill la Chill posted:The only heroic scale pussy is the tiger that He-man rides IMO. On behalf of Warmahordes I protest. Of course someone has done the obvious. (Although this is possibly the wrong thread for that). neonchameleon fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Sep 23, 2014 |
# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:09 |
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Panzeh posted:As I said in the warmahordes thread, that is a heroic scale pussy. 54mm gash in a 32mm world
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:58 |
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Just started reading this thread and I'm laughing like a retard at this.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:06 |
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This was on eBay as a "Riptide"
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:55 |
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SRM posted:This was on eBay as a "Riptide" It looks so ashamed.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:48 |
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SRM posted:This was on eBay as a "Riptide" Is that made out of modelling chocolate?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:36 |
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Soulfucker posted:"Warhammer 40k Tyranid Tervigon conversion" "Just... Kill me... Please...." e: balls, didn't see the extra page of horror, my bad. petrol blue fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Sep 28, 2014 |
# ? Sep 28, 2014 18:29 |
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that ebay seller must be the biggest troll
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 23:17 |
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More good eBay finds: A "well painted dreadnought" A Tyranid Prime with two heads: AHHHH A Wave Serpent, featuring wood and a plastic spoon:
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 23:46 |
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SRM posted:This was on eBay as a "Riptide" tide
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 23:57 |
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BULBASAUR posted:that ebay seller must be the biggest troll I wonder if he's betting that some well meaning but hopelessly cluesless about 40k (And "The hobby" in general) parent goes on ebay looking for a cheap gift for their autistic son see one of those things and thinks, "Oh yeah jimmy was saying something about wanting a riptide..."
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 03:03 |
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SRM posted:A Wave Serpent, featuring wood and a plastic spoon: (The spoon canopy is still dopey as hell.)
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 05:11 |
I still like the land speeder made from deodorant from back in the day when they encouraged you to make your own vehicles. (Rather than the 50% stuff of today)
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:12 |
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jadebullet posted:I still like the land speeder made from deodorant from back in the day when they encouraged you to make your own vehicles. (Rather than the 50% stuff of today) I remember White Dwarf from back when they encouraged you to have fun with the game, and it wasn't just the equivalent of paying $4.00 for junk mail ads. I loved the Vehicle Design rules "Why yes, my 800 point Land Raider does have 14 twin-linked lascannons, why do you ask?"
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:02 |
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jadebullet posted:I still like the land speeder made from deodorant from back in the day when they encouraged you to make your own vehicles. (Rather than the 50% stuff of today) Having more deodorant near 'hams would be a good thing IMO
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:55 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Having more deodorant near 'hams would be a good thing IMO Yeah but under their arms most of all, not on the table.
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 21:15 |
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Fearless posted:Yeah but under their arms most of all, not on the table. One step at a time, man. You've got to break them of their fear of it first, then work up to actual use and application. Show them that, no, you will not die a horrible melty death in the presence of deodorant.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 00:19 |
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YF19pilot posted:One step at a time, man. You've got to break them of their fear of it first, then work up to actual use and application. Show them that, no, you will not die a horrible melty death in the presence of deodorant. I actually will, as they only deodorants that don't cause rashes and intense burning for me are functionally useless. The crystals they do nothing. It's me, I'm the proto ham. #deodorantallergyawareness Gareth Gobulcoque fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Oct 1, 2014 |
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