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Jerusalem posted:I'm pretty sure we all died horribly afterwards
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The Conflict In Gaza Explained In One Long Noise
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Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone's Ever Heard Sometimes The Onion posts old articles on Facebook, and that's what they did here.
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'Game of Thrones' Opening Reimagined As An Old Man Eating Soup Exactly what is says on the tin. Gloriously idiotic.
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This 6-Year-Old Guitarist Is Adorable, But My Solos Are Amazing
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I almost died laughing watching him slam dunk on that kid. drat
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Whiz Palace posted:It took me about ten seconds to remember what his name actually was. That's because his name actually is Larminard Darzingargle, now. I refuse to believe otherwise.
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KillHour posted:That's because his name actually is Larminard Darzingargle, now. I refuse to believe otherwise. I had a really hard time remembering what his name was after reading it as Larminard Darzingargle.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I had a really hard time remembering what his name was after reading it as Larminard Darzingargle. That's funny because it happened to me, and I kept staring at his picture and it got imprinted in my brain as Larminard Darzingargle. Reminds me of one of those old Twilight Show type shows where a guy's world got all their words messed up so all the meanings of words were mixed up randomly. Like Elephant was Emergency for some reason and this was normal for everyone else but him. So he had to relearn everything from scratch.
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Study: People Far Away From You Not Actually Smaller
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We Get Some Kids Riled Up For Pizza And Then Leave EDIT: I Never Understood My Father Until I Traveled Through Time And Became Him
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Lysidas posted:We Get Some Kids Riled Up For Pizza And Then Leave god drat
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Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are
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CAT rear end now!!! posted:'Game of Thrones' Opening Reimagined As An Old Man Eating Soup Holy poo poo, all hail Clickhole.
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I don't know how they manage to make such amazing quizzes. Or how they stretch the meaning of "quiz" so much.
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It took four years, but The Onion becomes reality once again.
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Six Perfect Series Finales That Got It Absolutely RightThe Wire posted:Following five seasons of violence and despair centering around the local drug trade, Baltimore officials decide to begin an aggressive anti-drug ad campaign, placing provocative posters at bus stops all throughout the city. The campaign proves to be remarkably effective, and the series ends with drugs finally off Baltimore streets for good. It’s hard to think of any other show that has concluded in such a satisfying fashion. 
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An Oldie but I think my favorite article of all time. http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542/
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Dr_Amazing posted:An Oldie but I think my favorite article of all time. I miss point / counterpoint. They haven't done one in almost a year now.
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This one will always be my favorite Point/Counterpoint http://www.theonion.com/articles/who-wants-a-belly-rub-vs-i-want-a-belly-rub,33569/
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Always been rather partial to this one: http://www.theonion.com/articles/according-to-the-economist-nasa-is-an-industrial-s,11532/
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Are You a Big Jazz Boy or a Little Jazz Boy? Clickhole quizzes are really great at touching the edge of a particular kind of madness. There's a logic there but it's also just... something else.
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Tunicate posted:Dude, you have to link both articles That is loving unreal.
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I am fascinated to see what articles become fodder for Literally Unbelievable. Like, what is it about the Brain-Dead Teen article that makes it get reposted so often, while other, more realistic fake headlines are ignored?
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Ishamael posted:I am fascinated to see what articles become fodder for Literally Unbelievable. Because there are so many "argh back in my day" assholes who look for any excuse to justify their world view that all young people are lazy entitled brats.
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Ignite Memories posted:I miss point / counterpoint. They haven't done one in almost a year now. I've always been partial to this one. Which is topical once again, hey!
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Ignite Memories posted:I miss point / counterpoint. They haven't done one in almost a year now. I still love this one http://www.theonion.com/articles/european-men-are-so-much-more-romantic-than-americ,11552/ Holy gently caress that's fifteen years old now
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