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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Miley Virus posted:

wait isn't the note 4 out

why are they advertising the note 3

that's not an actual company-produced ad. somebody on the internet made it

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Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

prefect posted:

that's not an actual company-produced ad. somebody on the internet made it

listen

after the curved tv ads, i can't be sure about anything from samsung anymore

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB
Is there a chance the phone could bend??

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

not on your life my android friend

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Vintersorg posted:

check this out:

100 years of breed "improvement"

http://imgur.com/gallery/YxodC

my dachshund looks like the old one though. she's fast as hell and catches squirrels

doesn't bite them, though. she was raised in a puppy mill so she doesn't know how to murder things for food - she just catches up and touches her nose to their tail.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Vintersorg posted:

check this out:

100 years of breed "improvement"

http://imgur.com/gallery/YxodC

also note: backyard breeders are not to blame for this

(dog breeders are frequently awful people)

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Telemarchitect posted:

Is there a chance the phone could bend??

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

not on your life my android friend

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
hey so I downloaded 8.0.1 and didn't install it, but it's not showing 8.0.2 now

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

prefect posted:

also note: backyard breeders are not to blame for this

(dog breeders are frequently awful people)

licensed breeder = "i can tell you exactly how inbred and hosed up your animal is"

my uncle's wacky wife is a redneck BYB who sells backcrossed chihuahuas

they kept one to adulthood and i swear the animal is developmentally disabled, it just stands there and drools instead of doing normal dog stuff

that's my inbred dog story

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Blackula69 posted:

hey so I downloaded 8.0.1 and didn't install it, but it's not showing 8.0.2 now

plug phone into iTunes

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
it showed up

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

prefect posted:

also note: backyard breeders are not to blame for this

(dog breeders are frequently awful people)

but the have to protect the purity of the breed:byodood:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
there are a lot of breeds that are not poo poo

coincidentally they are almost all working breeds and not bred for showing

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
it's not a coincidence :ssh:

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

Telemarchitect posted:

Is there a chance the phone could bend??

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

not on your life my android friend

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
lol 8.0.2

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

qirex posted:

there's that apocryphal story about steve complaining it was too big and the engineers saying the couldn't make it any smaller so he threw it in a fish tank and bubbles came out so that meant there was room inside

:sigh:

Stymie posted:

it's kind of comical how much sturdier the 4s is than all of the phones tim has overseen

like, it's almost as if having someone in charge who is authoritative and has a defined vision makes for better products, instead of a triangulating people pleaser who drifts with the market breezes

:sigh:

Elder Postsman posted:

stymie has been right a lot lately.

:sigh:

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

i havent had a dog for a while but we always got mutts and they were all healthy active and Good Dogs

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Stymie posted:

it's kind of comical how much sturdier the 4s is than all of the phones tim has overseen

like, it's almost as if having someone in charge who is authoritative and has a defined vision makes for better products, instead of a triangulating people pleaser who drifts with the market breezes

the 4s, a phone with glass on the front and back so that you could shatter both the front and the back of the phone when you dropped it

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
not a whole lot of new images of bend iphone on that bend iphone twitter imo

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

rear end cobra posted:

not a whole lot of new images of bend iphone on that bend iphone twitter imo

put some flattened silly putty on a newspaper image of an iphone 6+ and go wild!

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Egan Yardley posted:

i havent had a dog for a while but we always got mutts and they were all healthy active and Good Dogs

yeah mutts are usually better but not always, my dog is a mutt but she has bad allergies :(

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Cold on a Cob posted:

there are a lot of breeds that are not poo poo

coincidentally they are almost all working breeds and not bred for showing

dogs that have a (non-appearance-based) purpose are good dogs

mutts and mongrels are also good dogs

the purebred creatures aren't bad dogs -- i feel sad when i see them

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
i know the iphone 6+ is a dog but jesus christ

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

prefect posted:

dogs that have a (non-appearance-based) purpose are good dogs

mutts and mongrels are also good dogs

the purebred creatures aren't bad dogs -- i feel sad when i see them

there are no bad dogs, just bad humans

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

rear end cobra posted:

not a whole lot of new images of bend iphone on that bend iphone twitter imo

9

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

rear end cobra posted:

not a whole lot of new images of bend iphone on that bend iphone twitter imo

hmmm maybe sarnsung couldnt afford to buy more iphones to bend with theyre corean bending tools???

hmmm?????

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Cold on a Cob posted:

there are no bad dogs, just bad humans

pretty much, yah

poor creatures :(

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

rear end cobra posted:

hmmm maybe sarnsung couldnt afford to buy more iphones to bend with theyre corean bending tools???

hmmm?????

the paid goons to stand in line over and over to ship them iphone 6+s ended up just shipping back 6s because the +s sold out, so they only had a couple to bend and can't get any more

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

…samsung has a lot of offices and facilities in the united states.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

duTrieux. posted:

…samsung has a lot of offices and facilities in the united states.

yeah but this thing is in corea

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
that's a funny lookin' android

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

smashbendmyiphone.com

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

flakeloaf posted:

smashbendmyiphone.com

will it blendbend?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

forget susan bennett, i want my iphone to talk to me in the voice of john dimaggio

bendi, remind me to get some eggs tomorrow
DO IT YOURSELF MEATBAG

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

kwinkles posted:

the 4s, a phone with glass on the front and back so that you could shatter both the front and the back of the phone when you dropped it

the people that managed to shatter their 4s must've been dropping theirs from orbit because i'm clumsy as hell and my 4s isn't even scratched

either that or they put them in cases which the 4s wasn't designed to be used with which changes the stress patterns of a drop and they get broken

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Cold on a Cob posted:

there are no bad dogs, just bad humans

no, there are bad dogs.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

if you choose to breed your dog to get a certain flavor of offspring you are no different than hitler

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

rotor posted:

no, there are bad dogs.

example: beagles

little shits are always up to no good!

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GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

rotor posted:

no, there are bad dogs.

e.g. pugs

morally it is the humans who are bad, for creating the pugs. but the pugs themselves are indisputably bad at being dogs.

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