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Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Heresiarch posted:

i want to say there was some game that did that but it was the film melting a la grindhouse

Gremlins 2 did that and it was different fitting effects for the cinema and vhs release

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Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

Greyhawk posted:

Gremlins 2 did that and it was different fitting effects for the cinema and vhs release

gremlins 2 is one of the most peculiar movies in recent history because it was a well-made movie made by the first movie's director that absolutely despised his original work and decided to use a studio budget to poo poo on its fans.

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

the best part was video rental places got people complaining they got a bad tape.

movies should be stored in the blockchain where computers use math to preserve their quality forever.

or stored on vinyl for that warm and more authentic feel that you just can't show on an oscilloscope or computer because they don't have real ears or souls.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitance_Electronic_Disc

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal

Chum Scandal posted:

gremlins 2 is one of the most peculiar movies in recent history because it was a well-made movie made by the first movie's director that absolutely despised his original work and decided to use a studio budget to poo poo on its fans.

is there a good film blog/podcast/critical writeup about this somewhere

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

bucketmouse posted:

is there a good film blog/critical writeup about this somewhere

yeah this osunds fascinating

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

TVarmy posted:

the best part was video rental places got people complaining they got a bad tape.

movies should be stored in the blockchain where computers use math to preserve their quality forever.

or stored on vinyl for that warm and more authentic feel that you just can't show on an oscilloscope or computer because they don't have real ears or souls.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitance_Electronic_Disc

Like cloud storage but somehow way more wasteful

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


bucketmouse posted:

is there a good film blog/podcast/critical writeup about this somewhere

i would read this

dimebag dinkman
Feb 20, 2003

Greyhawk posted:

Gremlins 2 did that and it was different fitting effects for the cinema and vhs release

the fan-made version of this for the digital video era (circa 2008) is impressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REGCV6z3VkM

kinda long tho

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

bucketmouse posted:

is there a good film blog/podcast/critical writeup about this somewhere

i, too, want more info about this

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
i want more bitcoin lels (laff even louder's)

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Captain Cool posted:

at one point this kind of thing was supposedly limited by nintendo's sanity meter patent, but I haven't heard anything about that in a long time

well all those terrible slenderman games do the fake static effect poo poo sooo

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

it's in the directors commentary mostly

gawker did a nice summary on it
http://gawker.com/5909024/gremlins-2-the-new-batch-little-green-brilliant

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

Heresiarch posted:

the tech that 3dfx was developing when they got bought out formed the basis of nvidia's massively parallel technologies, so in a way we're all using the descendants of those ridiculous multi-core 3dfx cards they were starting to make at the end there

eh not really. nv was already doing parallelism before buying tdfx, and it was stuff that was p much the obvious way to go for everyone (ie sgi had already been there done that). also even though they used the tdfx trademark SLI for multi GPU stuff it doesnt work like tdfx SLI at all, tdfx style SLI died with the company

iirc they bought tdfx as a combination acquihire and patent war chest grab, tdfx tech was not really worth pursuing further at that point

FCKGW
May 21, 2006


reminds me of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icruGcSsPp0

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

TVarmy posted:

the best part was video rental places got people complaining they got a bad tape.

movies should be stored in the blockchain where computers use math to preserve their quality forever.

or stored on vinyl for that warm and more authentic feel that you just can't show on an oscilloscope or computer because they don't have real ears or souls.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitance_Electronic_Disc

The BlockbusterChain?

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

BobHoward posted:

eh not really. nv was already doing parallelism before buying tdfx, and it was stuff that was p much the obvious way to go for everyone (ie sgi had already been there done that). also even though they used the tdfx trademark SLI for multi GPU stuff it doesnt work like tdfx SLI at all, tdfx style SLI died with the company

iirc they bought tdfx as a combination acquihire and patent war chest grab, tdfx tech was not really worth pursuing further at that point

i'm almost positive that i've read otherwise but i don't have a reference and it's highly irrelevant so okay

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Having Dropbox sneak onto my computer while upgrading Avast has raised my eyebrow. I always loved Avast and never minded allowing them to collect (and sell?) data scrubbed to remove personal info or them trying to sell the upgrade - these fine people have bills to pay and families to feed. I always wished the cabal of silk suited government, corporate, union, and Federal Reserve henchmen had left me with more fiscal skin on my body so that I could afford to throw them a few fiat dollars that they force me to use to buy and sell. Be that all as it is, I don't like the sneaky add-ons, even if the program is not bad.

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

Heresiarch posted:

i'm almost positive that i've read otherwise but i don't have a reference and it's highly irrelevant so okay

could be that's just what I remember

I don't think we're very good at this fishmeching thing

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

neonbregna posted:

What Is Value, Anyway?
Goblin Banker:

im the antisemitism,

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

bucketmouse posted:

weird fact: a bunch of people who are vocal in the 3d graphics programming community are obsessed with vhs and perfectly replicating the distortion from bad tapes. at least one guy actually emulated the spec in software to the point where it actually simulates things like the tape folding over itself, being creased/dirty etc. vhs is the new vinyl


proclick as hell

i wonder if i can make money by running tapes back and forth on my s-vhs decks until they're properly degraded

edit: i bet the time base correctors would gently caress it up by repairing it wrong or something

atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Sep 27, 2014

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

atomicthumbs posted:

im the antisemitism,

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Nintendo Kid posted:

the annoying thing is he promised to do it with other video standards and other tape recording speeds (and one case that would involve round robin conversion between video standards during generations using an outside video format convertor) and still hasn't gotten around to it

i have betacam. i will do it. and maybe betamax too but I only have one betamax vcr

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Heresiarch posted:

i want to say there was some game that did that but it was the film melting a la grindhouse

when i worked at a video store, a guy complained that the Grindhouse disc we rented him had a scratch. we watched through it and couldn't find anything where he said the scratch was, and it was playing perfectly, and he got all mad and argued a lot and then got his ex-wife on the phone and handed it to me (??) (she apologized for his behavior)

after he left we figured out he was talking about around 28:00 where tarantino has a "film coming off the projector" effect

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

atomicthumbs posted:

i have betacam. i will do it. and maybe betamax too but I only have one betamax vcr

not like that, secam and ntsc

though generation loss between betamax -> vhs -> betacam -> betamax loops could be cool too

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

bucketmouse posted:

is there a good film blog/podcast/critical writeup about this somewhere

the avclub new cult canon entry's not bad
http://www.avclub.com/article/the-new-cult-canon-gremlins-2-2427

gremlins 2 is fantastic

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord



lol the cargo-cult "this is literally my elevator pitch pls read it"

if it was "straight to the point" you wouldn't be telling us that it was. it's like getting into an elevator with the CEO and spending the whole time telling him about how you're going to do an elevator pitch and what an elevator pitch is and what idiot marketing blog or subreddit you first heard the term on

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

similar thing happened with Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and Borax DVDs.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...i9ESS_blog.html

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

FCKGW posted:

similar thing happened with Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and Borax DVDs.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...i9ESS_blog.html

does it make your clothes squeaky clean?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Nintendo Kid posted:

not like that, secam and ntsc

though generation loss between betamax -> vhs -> betacam -> betamax loops could be cool too

betacam stores the chroma information in a weird way (frame-by-frame ctdm, with luma and chroma alternating on the tape, and then alternating through the components for each line) so it might be p interesting

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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FCKGW posted:

that's my handiwork :mad:

:glomp:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

sharknado slashfic posted:

does it make your clothes squeaky clean?

[in borax voice] Twenty Mule Team will make your clothes look and smell pretty nice!

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

bucketmouse posted:

wanna make a survival horror game with it based on cheesy 80s-era freddy/jason/sleepaway-camp style slasher flicks where the video/audio quality is the only hud and tied directly to the player's health

when you die the video just goes unwatchable and it makes vhs jamming noises and you hear a bunch of little kids going 'awwww' and 'just when it was getting to the good part' from the rear spekaers

memory of a broken dimension isn't really the same thing but it reminds me of this

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal
moad is the thing that made me find that 3d community in the first place :unsmith:

the guy behind it is doing some really crazy poo poo with curl noise and depth buffers right now

vOv
Feb 8, 2014


jesus

i see poo poo like this and i think 'maybe i should mess around with 3d graphics'

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

an old version of MOABD is available http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/discussion/305638565/613935404108926824/

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Powershift posted:

Yes, the shellshock bug is in the wiki, so it's pretty much handled since everybody knows about it and therefore nobody would use it.
it's been in the bash sourcecode for like 20 years or whatever

so it's pretty much handled since everybody knows about it and therefore nobody w:suicide:

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

jony ive aces posted:

it's been in the bash sourcecode for like 20 years or whatever

so it's pretty much handled since everybody knows about it and therefore nobody w:suicide:

lol if u execute bash scripts from a user facing service

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

theflyingexecutive posted:

quote from website:

"You're going to put JP Morgan out of business! The banks are going to hate you!"

quote from video:

"You're going to put JP Morgan out of business? The banks are going to hate you. :smug:"
he'd kill us if he got the chance

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computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

atomicthumbs posted:

using wolfram alpha's statistics, one bitcoin transaction uses ~1/6 of a standard clothes dryer's annual electricity consumption, and generates 100 kilograms of CO2.

one transaction

that can't be real. gently caress.

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