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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Final Week GDT - We Died
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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Crushin' the Pirates' Dreams has been brought to you by Skyline Chili.

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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??



Fun Shoe

Caseman posted:

Walkoff walkoff walkoff

Well, you were half-right.

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Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

tarlibone posted:

Well, you were half-right.

I'll take it.

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Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

 A walked in run here would be hilarious.

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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 pirates pitcher looking good so far

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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??



Fun Shoe
Just watch. Next, he'll throw a strike so nice they'll call it thrice.

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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 joyce loves that outside strike

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L-Boned
Sep 11, 2001

by FactsAreUseless
Ball four

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Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

 Jesus I forgot how stressful end of September baseball is.

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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 hahahaaha

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Congrats, Cards.

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 THANK YOU CINCI :swoon:

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ZentraediElite
Oct 22, 2002

 :smug: Let's clinch it, boys! :smug:

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Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

 Wooooooooooooooooooooo go Reds!


..I feel a bit dirty now

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
gently caress those drat communist Reds :freep:

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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
well that's one way to end a game

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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??



Fun Shoe
GRAND SLAMMA!

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Man gently caress the Reds and gently caress the Diamondbacks.

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Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."
Thanks Reds, if you ever need a favor in the future just let us know

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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 oh the cards will probably get shutout tonight so we might have some drama tomorrow

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
It's times like these that you look back at all the mistakes both big and small and you wonder how things might be different. The bad April Start, Frieri, that losing streak, the loss of Cutch...

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FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

 Yay reds!

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Bruce Bochy has embraced the "gently caress it" nature of this game with the most "gently caress it" lineup he can dream up.

It's not like it matters at this point, after all. Might as well rest your dudes for the WC (except for Belt who needs the playtime, and Crawford because they probably don't have enough spare infielders).

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Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

 Ramon Santiago was always the greatest member of the 2003 Tigers. But now he's broken my heart

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

It's times like these that you look back at all the mistakes both big and small and you wonder how things might be different. The bad April Start, Frieri, that losing streak, the loss of Cutch...
Losing all those 1-run games

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 fuckin' lol

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

It's not like it matters at this point, after all. Might as well rest your dudes for the WC (except for Belt who needs the playtime, and Crawford because they probably don't have enough spare infielders).

No I get it and I ain't mad about it, it's just funny to me.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Wait if the Pirates beat the Giants in the WC we don't have to play the Cards right?

Also I swear to god if Cole plays tomorrow

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

achillesforever6 posted:

Wait if the Pirates beat the Giants in the WC we don't have to play the Cards right?

WC plays the Nats.

Ambassador of Funk fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Sep 27, 2014

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Also holy poo poo walkoff grand slam.

That's one way to crush the Pirate's dreams in style.

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Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

It's times like these that you look back at all the mistakes both big and small and you wonder how things might be different. The bad April Start, Frieri, that losing streak, the loss of Cutch...

Don't forget not pulling Alvarez from third base earlier and replacing him with Harrison

Ammat The Ankh posted:

That's one way to crush the Pirate's dreams in style.

Oh no, we're not in the playoffs anymore???? :shrug:

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Also holy poo poo walkoff grand slam.

That's one way to crush the Pirate's dreams in style.
I mean it is not as bad as that horribly depressing game 4 years ago where the Reds no-hitted us, guaranteeing a 20th losing season.

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FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

achillesforever6 posted:

Wait if the Pirates beat the Giants in the WC we don't have to play the Cards right?

Also I swear to god if Cole plays tomorrow

Seems like Hurdle should wait until the cards game is over before announcing a starter.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Huh, I just realized that Pence not playing ends his MLB-leading consecutive start streak.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Raylen posted:

Oh no, we're not in the playoffs anymore???? :shrug:

I mean not being NL Central champs.

I thought this loss clinches it for ST. Louis?

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

I mean not being NL Central champs.

I thought this loss clinches it for ST. Louis?

STL has to win tonight.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Ambassador of Funk posted:

STL has to win tonight.

Oh okay, never mind then.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Ammat The Ankh posted:

I mean not being NL Central champs.

I thought this loss clinches it for ST. Louis?

Pirates win tomorrow and Cards lose out would mean game 163 in St. Louis for the division title.

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Wow Perez, you always find a way to disappoint.

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Huh, I just realized that Pence not playing ends his MLB-leading consecutive start streak.

But now his games played streak stays alive.

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