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i was reading about the glorantha setting (king of dragon pass) and and thinking about how much weird poo poo happens in tabletop rpg settings, which are probably more extensively thought out than any other type of fictional world, like in glorantha there are these things that are the children of the goddess of rape and anything they rape gives birth to another one of them like they can rape the ground and the ground will give birth to a new one and i thought why not a thread about these weird things that come out in these settings since people in gbs are sad nerds who read about fictional worlds but then i thought a more succinct way of putting it would just be to post this i don't think kobold anuses would have the circumference of humans so i don't agree with this
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:10 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 04:00 |
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:12 |
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op you can't mention glorantha and not post the awesome ducks
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:19 |
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they are 4 feet tall and fight undead in a swamp they are p cool
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:24 |
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Neurosis posted:
thank you op these guys are great
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:25 |
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The anal circumference charts from FATAL are kind of low-hanging fruit when you consider that the whole system was the unreadable scrawl of two idiots with too much time on their hands. white_wolf.jpg, on the other hand, was an illustration from a book that people exchanged money for.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:30 |
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Whybird posted:The anal circumference charts from FATAL are kind of low-hanging fruit when you consider that the whole system was the unreadable scrawl of two idiots with too much time on their hands. whoa what world of darkness thing is this i would like to 'roleplay' as that lady
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:32 |
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Neurosis posted:
please be kind to the duck men on your quest to become king of dragon pass
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:33 |
Neurosis posted:whoa the montreal sourcebook for vampire: if u were a goth, u played this
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:35 |
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Yivgev posted:please be kind to the duck men on your quest to become king of dragon pass it's funny they're such good fighters in the game b/c they're around 4' tall and 120 pounds or something and the books say they don't get bothered much mainly because they live in lovely areas no one else wants (though there's a kingdom of them on an island somewhere)
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:38 |
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nerds are weird fuckers, news at 11
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:38 |
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here is a funny thing from a table top roll playing game i play, it is called carcasonne and the little people are called meeples! haha
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:42 |
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There's a WTF D&D about this, it's worth reading them all to find it.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:43 |
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a starwar betamax posted:here is a funny thing from a table top roll playing game i play, it is called carcasonne and the little people are called meeples! haha ha ha ha ... !!!
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:44 |
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Whybird posted:white_wolf.jpg, on the other hand, was an illustration from a book that people exchanged money for. what is supposed to be happening here, other than the obvious "nerds beating off"
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:17 |
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scalded schlong posted:what is supposed to be happening here, other than the obvious "nerds beating off" an immersive roleplaying experience
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:31 |
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scalded schlong posted:what is supposed to be happening here, other than the obvious "nerds beating off" i assume blood from a raped virgin is like a super powerful ingredient or something stupid like that
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:39 |
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Roll for anal circumference
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:40 |
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Neurosis posted:
duck tales oo oo ooo
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:17 |
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Neurosis posted:like in glorantha there are these things that are the children of the goddess of rape and anything they rape gives birth to another one of them The deity of rape is female? Sounds like males are trying desperately to shift the blame for something they do to the other gender Kind of like when they try to claim the lovely Abrahamic god is female too
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:25 |
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Whybird posted:The anal circumference charts from FATAL are kind of low-hanging fruit when you consider that the whole system was the unreadable scrawl of two idiots with too much time on their hands. What exactly are the creators of FATAL doing nowadays? Isn't the creation of something like that at age 19 the type of thing that would follow you forever?
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:28 |
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I think more systems should have retard strength mechanics
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:29 |
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Don't gently caress w/ the Duck
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:30 |
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seriously dont, they worship humakt and will pull your head off
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:30 |
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good thing it was a nympho baby accustomed to anal sex or that kobold might have torn its butthole
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:32 |
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I'm unsure if I'm accustomed to anal sex *rolls a d20* huh, yeah, I'm really accustomed to getting railed in the butt
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:36 |
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im sorry matt but you rolled a 4 and did NOT rip the teen bugbear's anus
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:51 |
5"-6" for "normal manhood" circumference seems a little...you know....small.
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:51 |
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ccan i just find a loving ogre to rip my butthole open???? god this campaign suuuuucks
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:12 |
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don't gently caress the wood nymphs wood nymph herpes is a hell of a thing
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:18 |
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Yivgev posted:ccan i just find a loving ogre to rip my butthole open???? god this campaign suuuuucks look bobs this is ROLE-playing and if u want an ogre butthole party ur going to have to have in-character justification
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:20 |
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paranoid randroid posted:look bobs this is ROLE-playing and if u want an ogre butthole party ur going to have to have in-character justification In that game an ogre butthole party is justification all by itself.
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 12:43 |
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heroquesting this thread into a glorantha thread because the imp zone one is excruciatingly slow here is the story of how dildos came to pass quote:When the World was Bad and everyone shook in their beds, Eurmal was up to his old tricks. He had taught men and women how to enjoy each other and was busy practising himself. He seduced many of the women of Orlanth's Household including Heler's wife. Enraged by this, even though he had himself seduced Ernalda, Orlanth's wife, Heler complained to Orlanth and suggested that Eurmal was acting like Ragnaglar. Orlanth grabbed Eurmal by the scruff of the neck and shook him in the air, saying that if he so much as looked at a woman until Orlanth said it was all right, Orlanth would blast Eurmal's weapon with a Thunderbolt.
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 12:47 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:The deity of rape is female? Sounds like males are trying desperately to shift the blame for something they do to the other gender she was traumatised or some poo poo and asked to be made the goddess of the worst thing that could be done to another person i think glorantha is weird because a bunch of myths that contradict each other can be simultaneously true
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 13:13 |
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the best dumb thing is abusing bad dungeons is abusing bad dungeons and dragons rules until you can gain insanely loyal followers by crawling into a guys rear end and exploding him
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 13:38 |
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Neurosis posted:she was traumatised or some poo poo and asked to be made the goddess of the worst thing that could be done to another person I'm just sick and tired of deities of sexual perversion and violence being female when it's proven time and again that most rapes are committed by males
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 13:44 |
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Wait, how are bugbears on that chart? Aren't bugbears just piles of bugs in a vaguely bear-shaped mass? Or are there multiple definitions of the word "bugbear", I don't know On that note Owlbears are also pretty great Chattin' about bears
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 13:48 |
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HJE-Cobra posted:Wait, how are bugbears on that chart? Aren't bugbears just piles of bugs in a vaguely bear-shaped mass? Or are there multiple definitions of the word "bugbear", I don't know A Bugbear is a legendary creature or type of hobgoblin comparable to the bogeyman (or bugaboo or babau), and other creatures of folklore, all of which were historically used in some cultures to frighten disobedient children.[1] so it doesn't have much to do with bugs
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 16:36 |
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bugchasing bear
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 16:42 |
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Neurosis posted:A Bugbear is a legendary creature or type of hobgoblin comparable to the bogeyman (or bugaboo or babau), and other creatures of folklore, all of which were historically used in some cultures to frighten disobedient children.[1] Bogeyman monsters have plenty to do with bugs unless Tim Burton lied to me
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 16:45 |