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Do you choose Quasimodo the deformed hunchback with a heart of gold that's saved your life on numerous occasions or do you choose Captain Phoebus the handsome womanizer?
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Sep 30, 2014 04:33
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i choose the creepy priest because pop culture listicles have led me to conclude women are into that kind of thing
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Sep 30, 2014 04:34
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Do you choose Quasimodo the deformed hunchback with a heart of gold that's saved your life on numerous occasions or do you choose Captain Phoebus the handsome womanizer? Phoebus. Quasi's dick has to look worse than he does. Fucker's probably like a corkscrewed harpoon of death or some poo poo
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Sep 30, 2014 04:34
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I'm not Esmerelda, I'm gay
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Sep 30, 2014 04:35
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Phoebus was a pretty hot piece of ace if I remember
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Sep 30, 2014 04:35
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I choose Goku and cuck them both.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:36
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Seizure Robot posted:I'm not Esmerelda, I'm gay Esmeralda could be a dude in this version.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:36
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Voted Goku because he is the best choice for anyone. Dudes or ladies, it doesn't matter.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:38
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The Disney movie just made me sad for Quasi so I'm gonna pity gently caress him. He also had a great singing voice.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:39
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gently caress yeah I'm choosing captain waht's is name with the chiseled features and the straight dick. Quasi-whathisface can go get hosed I don't care
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Sep 30, 2014 04:41
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Goku railing me except I'm Esmerelda sounds like a really specific fetish, OP. It also sounds pretty hot, can I bang other animes after?
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Sep 30, 2014 04:43
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That movie made me realize we're all lovely people, because the truth is I would have hosed Phoebus too.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:45
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Important point raised by previous posters: can goku gently caress me in the rear end while Quasi and Captain bullshit fingertrap me?
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Sep 30, 2014 04:47
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soooooooooo hoooooot
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Sep 30, 2014 04:47
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Inevitable posted:Important point raised by previous posters: can goku gently caress me in the rear end while Quasi and Captain bullshit fingertrap me? you need to fit frollo baggins into this.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:48
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I'd have sex with quasimodo
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Sep 30, 2014 04:49
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And goku
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Sep 30, 2014 04:50
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the part in the movie where they strap him to a wheel and spin him around as they throw rotten produce at him and then he gets all sad about about it is stupid. that's how you're supposed to celebrate the festival of fools. the other guy who was the fool would have been fine with it. way to ruin the fun quasimodo.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:52
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quasimodo is basically a goon so Goku.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:52
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I go lez with the other disney princesses 
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Sep 30, 2014 04:52
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Feranon posted:I go lez with the other disney princesses This is a good point.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:57
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Can i gently caress every poster in this thread all at once in a big goon orgy oh yes
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Sep 30, 2014 04:58
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voted goku
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Sep 30, 2014 05:34
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I choo choo choose you For the gas chamber
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Sep 30, 2014 05:49
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im gay
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Sep 30, 2014 05:51
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she dies after getting raped and quasimodo lies in her grave with the corpse till he dies disney just changed it a tad for kids. oh right and she never really talked or interacted with him much at all she does didn't try to kill him on sight.
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Sep 30, 2014 05:55
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frollo was an honest man who sought to save the city from thieving gypsy filth
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Sep 30, 2014 06:25
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mhm let's see since I'd be a gypsy I guess I'd sleep around w both until I got their money then high tail it outta town maybe steal a baby or two
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Sep 30, 2014 06:31
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I mean 'modo don't have a lot of cash or nothing but I guess I could pilfer the Notre Dame or some poo poo
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Sep 30, 2014 06:35
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id have nasty sex w/ frollo on a bed of bloody gypsy corpses e: maybe a gargoyle???
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Sep 30, 2014 06:36
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TOILETLORD posted:she dies after getting raped and quasimodo lies in her grave with the corpse till he dies disney just changed it a tad for kids. oh right and she never really talked or interacted with him much at all she does didn't try to kill him on sight. the real message of the story is that even in ancient times there was a friend zone
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Sep 30, 2014 06:45
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A children's movie.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:47
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etalian posted:the real message of the story is that even in ancient times there was a friend zone and also gross troglodytes should be happy to be even there
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Sep 30, 2014 06:49
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are we talking Disney version or original Victor Hugo novel? this will affect my decision
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Sep 30, 2014 06:51
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Strongylocentrotus posted:are we talking Disney version or original Victor Hugo novel? this will affect my decision Its whatever works better for a quality joke
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Sep 30, 2014 06:53
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Inevitable posted:gently caress yeah I'm choosing captain waht's is name with the chiseled features and the straight dick. Quasi-whathisface can go get hosed I don't care Attractive guys always end up being the villain in Disney films
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Sep 30, 2014 06:56
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etalian posted:Attractive guys always end up being the villain in Disney films sleeping beauty, snow white says otherwise.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:57
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TOILETLORD posted:sleeping beauty, snow white says otherwise. Ok then disney films from after ww2
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Sep 30, 2014 06:58
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Cream_Filling posted:Ok then disney films from after ww2 101 dalmations the fox and the hound pocahontas?
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Sep 30, 2014 07:00
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oh right atlantist whatever.
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Sep 30, 2014 07:01
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