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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Tally up everything you own. Include liquid assets as well. Life insurance doesnt count. Online logical assets dont count either (IE: WOW gold, you loving nerds).

Cash: 42.00
Checking account: 670.00
Savings: 9720.00
Personal Property: approx 3000.00
Investments: 27390.00
Retirement: 3750.00

Im worth about $44572.00

What are you worth GBS?

psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Oct 8, 2014

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
over 9000

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
I'm in the (very) low seven figures. Suck my balls proles.

Also :gas: this gay thread. (no offence THS)

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
How much is PS4?

That much.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
the $64 in my checking account :hydrogen:

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
My treasure is in Heaven™.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
idk but certainly worth more dead than alive which is always nice to think about.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
My life is insured for 800 000 dollars

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

very little

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Do you mean how much am I worth, or how much are the things I have worth? Cause the answers are very different, but can be boiled down into "nothing" and "something" respectively.

still using 96 Compaq
May 16, 2007
not too smart if you don't not understand this
$420.69

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
If my posting is anything to go by, worthless

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

psyopmonkey posted:

Tally up everything you own. Include liquid assets as well.

Cash: 42.00
Checking account: 670.00
Savings: 9720.00
Personal Property: approx 3000.00
Investments: 27390.00
Retirement: 3750.00

Im worth about $44572.00

What are you worth GBS?

more than you

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Can I count in World of Warcraft gold?

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
I'm worlds only trillionaire. I own everything in the world and am fellated daily by midgets with unicorn horns.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

PromethiumX posted:

I'm worlds only trillionaire. I own everything in the world and am fellated daily by midgets with unicorn horns.

that's hot

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
6 figures less than the guy who said 7 figures, I can only handle one mannequin at a time because I'm poor

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

PromethiumX posted:

I'm worlds only trillionaire. I own everything in the world and am fellated daily by midgets with unicorn horns.

Inflatable or fiberglass?

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.
$420.69

e: gently caress

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

pretty sure homeless dudes have a higher net worth than me

cams
Mar 28, 2003


However much my 2003 Volkswagon Jetta is worth. The rest of my assets almost assuredly total under $1000.

rich thick and creamy
May 23, 2005

To whip it, Whip it good
Pillbug
$30, same as in town.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

cams posted:

However much my 2003 Volkswagon Jetta is worth. The rest of my assets almost assuredly total under $1000.

hey, you've got a forums account. so it's $1010. :unsmith:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
if I include property too probably a mere 50 grand. but i dont own a house or have any investments either

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

:angel:human life is invaluable :angel:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I don't know you stupid loving OP, but I feel like a hundred dollars!

Richardanator
May 8, 2006

Mmmm.....
1000 rare magic cards(Plus countless others) - Probably around $50,000 sold individually.
Sweet Gaming Rig - $1500 and depreciating quickly
Civic w/ lots of upgrades - $6000 base + ~$15000 in upgrades. So ~ $21000
Probably like $5000 in gadgets lying around my house.
And $2000 in the bank

so ~$85,500

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

i have about $5 in my bank account right now aaaaaand that's about it.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
i owe one of my boys 40 dollars so not a lot

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Fallows posted:

i owe one of my boys 40 dollars so not a lot

your boys? are you a gay pimp?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
I got a big rear end dick and you can suck it

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

The Hissing Butt posted:

your boys? are you a gay pimp?

Boys count towards your net worth.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
my Leonard Cohen vinyl collection keeps increasing in value every year, so I got that going for me

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
Prob $50,000, but nearly debt free and spend lots of money on hookers and blow (I'm a lawyer, you see).

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Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

The Droid posted:

:angel:human life is invaluable :angel:

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1vxn1ica14

:witch:

woon socket
Sep 30, 2011

by XyloJW
lol @ not counting debt towards worth. losers.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

woon socket posted:

lol @ not counting debt towards worth. losers.

I like how long you are. My word...

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
LOL if you care about the poo poo you carry around in your pockets/bank account.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

20 bucks but you gotta bring the condom

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