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I hate the idiot who is just so trendy and wears thick glasses and it's like, he just doesn't care if he sells you the thing or not, you know? I'm just pointing at it and I know it's a deal and people spent thousands of dollars and time to bring you this ad, but it's like, take it or leave it, I'm just gonna do a face here, I'm so cool
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not all geckos are british hell, most probably arent
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Oct 16, 2014 16:23
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i like the product lusting sociopath who will gently caress over everybody to get it
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Oct 16, 2014 16:23
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fun loving black guy smiling while eating a bite of mcdonalds then not chewing
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Oct 16, 2014 16:24
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cigarette people in a jeep having fun but not smoking.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:24
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"Incompetent dad here to mess things up so my wife can roll here eyes and show me how it's really done with the desired product". - every cleaning ad ever made in the last 20 years
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Oct 16, 2014 16:25
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happy mom putting a fluffy pillow into a freshly laundered pillow-case. disgusting
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Oct 16, 2014 16:26
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the cheerful, smiling, hispanic mcdonalds worker
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Oct 16, 2014 16:26
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i don't hate it, but literally every black woman in a commercial has the exact same haircut
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Oct 16, 2014 16:26
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all our products are white and enjoyed by attractive young couples, also gentle yet comfortable indie music
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Oct 16, 2014 16:26
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Geico's advertising has gotten really lazy lately. Like, it's some guy saying some monkey cheese bullshit in this really smug, bored voice, and you're supposed to think it's hilarious and buy some lovely car insurance.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:27
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something about glockenspiels and ukuleles really put me into a receptive state of mind
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Oct 16, 2014 16:28
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Blistex posted:"Incompetent dad here to mess things up so my wife can roll here eyes and show me how it's really done with the desired product". These ads are so sexist omg.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:29
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Applewhite posted:These ads are so sexist omg. yeah, doesn't stupid dad know that women are natural born cleaners, house maintainers and grocery shoppers
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Oct 16, 2014 16:30
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LifeSizePotato posted:yeah, doesn't stupid dad know that women are natural born cleaners, house maintainers and grocery shoppers Also they know best what types of SUV to buy for their two kids.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:31
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movie trailers or any other kind of ad that starts with "in a world where ______"
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Oct 16, 2014 16:34
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This isn't an ad, it's a short film with artistic credibility and a meaningful message about how you should buy/use our product.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:34
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"Old people in a coffee shop who need life insurance, but have done zero research into getting any".
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Oct 16, 2014 16:35
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proof of concept posted:movie trailers or any other kind of ad that starts with "in a world where ______" I'd describe that as more a cliche than a stereotype.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:36
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Women who, instead of using the handle on the cup, wrap both hands all the way around it while keeping their forearms parallel and elbows close together. They tilt the cup back with their wrists. Does anyone actually drink this way?
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Oct 16, 2014 16:36
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any college ad that has a long series of students completing each other's sentences usually concluding with "i am (i am) (i am)"
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Oct 16, 2014 16:39
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black and white footage of morons trying to perform some easy task and royally loving it up. oh let me try to open this jar of pickles OH GOD A PICKLE IS IN MY B-HOLE NOW
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Oct 16, 2014 16:43
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BrownJenkin posted:Women who, instead of using the handle on the cup, wrap both hands all the way around it while keeping their forearms parallel and elbows close together. They tilt the cup back with their wrists. Does anyone actually drink this way? No, but it is a good way in insinuate that the contents are warm, smell good, and the drinker has formed a connection to the beverage. Pretty much every ad where someone has to either eat or drink a product, they will do things that people normally never do when eating or drinking. "We're eating pizza! Lets reach over each other's shoulders and lift the pizza slices 2-3 feet in the air to show how stringy the cheese is and how eager we are to eat it." "I'm drinking a cola from a glass bottle with only makes up 0.1% of sales (compared to cans or plastic), and the amount of condensation on the bottle and head tilt to drink it is absurd." "Eating a burger? Elbows should be extended out as far as possible to make it look like effort is required to eat the burger, subconsciously telling the viewer this is a big burger".
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Oct 16, 2014 16:43
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commercials where everyone is doing/wearing the exact same thing until a bottle of Dr. Pepper or an ad for a lovely university pops up then a few people start wearing different clothes/doing fun stuff until everyone is doing the exact same thing again an the cycle begins anew
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Oct 16, 2014 16:43
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People who call their siblings "bro" or "sis" instead of by their actual names always stands out to me. but then that way you know they're not a gay couple.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:44
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Any advert using a cat.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:44
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Applewhite posted:I'd describe that as more a cliche than a stereotype. yeah well I hate it
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Oct 16, 2014 16:45
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im a professional football player. my mom cooks me canned soup before games good ole mom, haha, just like old times when i played pop warner
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Oct 16, 2014 16:45
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Guancho posted:black and white footage of morons trying to perform some easy task and royally loving it up. oh let me try to open this jar of pickles OH GOD A PICKLE IS IN MY B-HOLE NOW not if it's narrated by gilbert gottfried: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EZHVokj1lI
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Oct 16, 2014 16:45
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I'm upset that the pokemon series is marketed exclusively to children when in reality, the show is extremely deep and meaningful, and includes many social interaction lifehacks as well as some exhilarating fight sequences.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:46
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commercials with indie music and overly sappy commercials
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Oct 16, 2014 16:47
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Young woman sounding sleepy from just waking up: "living well so you can, well, live well" 
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CharlestonJew posted:commercials where everyone is doing/wearing the exact same thing until a bottle of Dr. Pepper or an ad for a lovely university pops up then a few people start wearing different clothes/doing fun stuff until everyone is doing the exact same thing again an the cycle begins anew Showing a potential consumer that they will be "comfortably different" or "safely original". Last thing you want to do is make people think that they are going to get something and end up being visibly different or alone. Even if your intended audience are the most counter-culture hipsters, you still want to make sure they know (subconsciously that they will not be alone). Pretty much every ad where they propose you do something "drastically different" has a scene at the end where everyone who "forged their own path" ends up together and patting each other on the back all smiles.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:49
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[inspirational music]This promotion to save $2 when buying our thing will literally CHANGE YOUR LIFE[/inspirational music]
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Oct 16, 2014 16:50
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i think from here on i'm just going to pretend that any time I hear bro or sis in an ad I'm just going to assume they're a same sex couple into incest RP.
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ba da bap bap baaaa i love mcdonalds because im a non-white resident of the united states i also love gathering around 4 of my best friends on a city street corner, every one a different race from the last (still all non-white), and eating mcdonalds in a circle while listening to hip hop. one or more of us will be dancing. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Oct 16, 2014 |
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Oct 16, 2014 16:50
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lol hey check out this talking baby you should buy insurance from it
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Oct 16, 2014 16:51
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CharlestonJew posted:lol hey check out this talking baby you should buy insurance from it those are the worst because the writing for them isn't even funny. it tries so hard to be relaxed but with a comfortable edge but they're always terrible.
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Slow motion shots of ladies in white bouncing on a trampoline or some similar activity. Nope, no period blood on those capris! This tampon must be very effective!
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