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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Applewhite posted:

lol you're right under communism I wouldn't be crying in the shower because I would have no running water.

what communist societies failed to provide water lol

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

what communist societies failed to provide water lol

Meanwhile in Detroit, Michigan, USA

no whimsical "lol" from me this time because the richest and most powerful nation in the history of the world fails to provide basic necessities of survival in the year two-thousand-and-fourtreen (lol)

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


20th century communism failed p badly in a lot of ways but water infrastructure was not one of them

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

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SirEvelynTremble posted:

I'll say one thing about Stalin - he wasn't into anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgweofjxZCU

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Look man. I know Scrooge McDuck or whatever other propaganda cartoon made communism look really scary, but you should actually take the time to read up about it and approach it with a non-biased attitude. It offers a lot of useful personal insights as well as ideological. It's a good thing.

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

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Communism sucks and is stupid, Market Socialism is where its at. The highest highs without the lowest lows man.

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive
Khrushchevs antistalinist policies doomed the USSR to being subverted and dismantled for personal gain by careerist apparatchiks. come back to us, big joe s. wheres a good purge or two when you need one

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Jan 6, 2012

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Ambrose Burnside posted:

Khrushchevs antistalinist policies doomed the USSR to being subverted and dismantled for personal gain by careerist apparatchiks. come back to us, big joe s. wheres a good purge or two when you need one

kill our greatest generals so that we are helpless before the nazi horde.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
~please purge me stalin-sama ^_^;

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Jan 6, 2012

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The USSR got its rear end kicked by fuckin finland. I own a finnish rifle and its loving cobbled together from WWI and captured soviet parts to put that in perspective.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw_aaBjCpE

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Man Whore posted:

The USSR got its rear end kicked by fuckin finland, like twice. I own a finnish rifle and its loving cobbled together from WWI and captured soviet parts to put that in perspective.

I'm probably gonna actually get some guns and go shooting with my buds sometime during the next year and I've always wanted a Mosin. Are they still dirt cheap?

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Man Whore posted:

The USSR got its rear end kicked by fuckin finland. I own a finnish rifle and its loving cobbled together from WWI and captured soviet parts to put that in perspective.

lmao yeah with a lot of help from the U.S. it did.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Tsinava posted:

Look man. I know Scrooge McDuck or whatever other propaganda cartoon made communism look really scary, but you should actually take the time to read up about it and approach it with a non-biased attitude. It offers a lot of useful personal insights as well as ideological. It's a good thing.

Dude I used to be way into communism back in the day. All reading Marx and such. I even had one of those chinese hats and an authentic Little Red Book from China. Then I actually looked at how the "ideals" of communism have only ever been used by extremely evil men to scam millions of people. Saying "Communism is a good idea in theory" is very much akin to how "homeopathic medicine is a good idea in theory."
Magic water that makes you healthy and surgery performed quickly and painlessly by crystals? Sounds awesome. Great idea. Admirable dream. In reality though anyone trying to sell you crytsal surgery is either a chump themselves or deliberately malicious. You will end up with no money and be lucky to survive whatever disease you left untreated.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

Dude I used to be way into communism back in the day. All reading Marx and such. I even had one of those chinese hats and an authentic Little Red Book from China. Then I actually looked at how the "ideals" of communism have only ever been used by extremely evil men to scam millions of people. Saying "Communism is a good idea in theory" is very much akin to how "homeopathic medicine is a good idea in theory."
Magic water that makes you healthy and surgery performed quickly and painlessly by crystals? Sounds awesome. Great idea. Admirable dream. In reality though anyone trying to sell you crytsal surgery is either a chump themselves or deliberately malicious. You will end up with no money and be lucky to survive whatever disease you left untreated.

It sounds like you were a giant poser.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Look at my authentic communist merchandise comrades.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Man Whore posted:

The USSR got its rear end kicked by fuckin finland. I own a finnish rifle and its loving cobbled together from WWI and captured soviet parts to put that in perspective.

it then kileld the nazis and took over half of europe and made hitler cry and kill himself so

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skeletonotherkin posted:

I'm probably gonna actually get some guns and go shooting with my buds sometime during the next year and I've always wanted a Mosin. Are they still dirt cheap?

Yes but not as much as they were. You can find a Soviet one for about $130-170 but a Finn is going to cost anywhere between 200-400, its worth it though because the Finns turned that piece of poo poo into some real quality merchandise.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Applewhite posted:

Dude I used to be way into communism back in the day. All reading Marx and such. I even had one of those chinese hats and an authentic Little Red Book from China. Then I actually looked at how the "ideals" of communism have only ever been used by extremely evil men to scam millions of people. Saying "Communism is a good idea in theory" is very much akin to how "homeopathic medicine is a good idea in theory."
Magic water that makes you healthy and surgery performed quickly and painlessly by crystals? Sounds awesome. Great idea. Admirable dream. In reality though anyone trying to sell you crytsal surgery is either a chump themselves or deliberately malicious. You will end up with no money and be lucky to survive whatever disease you left untreated.

lol

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Applewhite posted:

Dude I used to be way into communism back in the day.
i can finish this story: you used to be way into communism until you made your capital and became part of the problem.

it's okay I don't blame you for that - anybody who has benefited from the system is bound to become more and more committed to it. But it doesn't make your opinions correct. you can close your eyes to it if you want, but your lifestyle as a "successful" person living in a first world nation is subsidised by the gross and inhumane exploitation of billions of people around the world, and it is morally indefensible.

communism bitch fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Oct 16, 2014

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Omi-Polari posted:

The revolution will not be televised.

But hourly blocks of minor celebrities dancing will. Check and mate, dickjerk.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Tsinava posted:

It sounds like you were a giant poser.

I have no illusions about how big a poser I was.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Applewhite posted:

I have no illusions about how big a poser I was.

luckily you were saved from poserdom by accepting the light of capitalism and police killin black people

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
the soviets built really good assault rifles and fighter airplanes so i'll give it that

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Jan 6, 2012

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Sheng-ji Yang posted:

it then kileld the nazis and took over half of europe and made hitler cry and kill himself so
Of course, the only country that surpassed the USSR in production ability was the united states which just goes to show you that socialism mixed with capitalism is the superior form of government even when there is not enough socialism.

If I remember correctly, something like 70% of soviet trucks were given to them through lend-lease.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Marx was coached by a guy called Mazzini who was a freemasonic associate of Albert Pike. So Marxism was Pike's baby and Marx was the creepy stepfather who said it was his

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

luckily you were saved from poserdom by accepting the light of capitalism and police killin black people

Also warhams

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Omi-Polari posted:

it's called buying and selling things. which is what people do naturally when the government doesn't try to stop them like in a 60s-era concrete box of a country like north korea and cuba.

Yeah, under normal conditions of existence, people pay for other people to pretend to like them. This is an absolute. Mhm. And of course, greed is good and the only thing that works as well. Uh-huh.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

luckily you were saved from poserdom by accepting the light of capitalism and police killin black people

I don't think the second thing is endemic to capitalist countries it seems to happen everywhere regardless of the economic system in place.

If anything, police corruption/brutality is verifiably MORE frequent in communist countries.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Effectronica posted:

Yeah, under normal conditions of existence, people pay for other people to pretend to like them. This is an absolute. Mhm. And of course, greed is good and the only thing that works as well. Uh-huh.

Considering human greed is an impulse that can never be eliminated, it seems more realistic to go with the system that is actually intended to channel the human greed impulse to productive ends (capitalism) rather than the one that pretends it doesn't exist and also breaks irreparably the first time anyone is even slightly greedy (communism).

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Effectronica posted:

Yeah, under normal conditions of existence, people pay for other people to pretend to like them. This is an absolute. Mhm. And of course, greed is good and the only thing that works as well. Uh-huh.
like big avatars on internet forums. people pay for those.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Man Whore posted:

Of course, the only country that surpassed the USSR in production ability was the united states which just goes to show you that socialism mixed with capitalism is the superior form of government even when there is not enough socialism.

If I remember correctly, something like 70% of soviet trucks were given to them through lend-lease.
market forces promote higher and higher efficiency at all costs. It's pretty incompatible with the ideal communist society in which production meets the level of necessity with a minor surplus for emergencies, and then calls it a day and sends everybody home at 2pm on thursday to do w/e the gently caress they want until monday.

On the other hand market forces also provide the impetus for innovation that give us interesting new technologies. Commodity fetishism is generally a bad thing, but innovation for its own sake is still good. it takes a better planner than me to untangle all the issues here.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
If you read anything about communism when you were posing as a communist, you would understand that communism does not ignore human greed, and in fact pays an acute amount of attention to it.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Applewhite posted:

Considering human greed is an impulse that can never be eliminated, it seems more realistic to go with the system that is actually intended to channel the human greed impulse to productive ends (capitalism) rather than the one that pretends it doesn't exist and also breaks irreparably the first time anyone is even slightly greedy (communism).

Capitalism doesn't "channel greed to productive ends", it declares that all human behaviors are the result of greed, exalts greed as the only thing that works for doing anything, makes greed the underpinning of society and then everyone thinks that the 2008 financial meltdown was an aberration, people trample other people to death on Black Friday, and real wages stagnate for 40 years.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
this is like, socialism 101

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
It's actually quite appropriate that most capitalists don't know how capitalism works.

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Tsinava posted:

this is like, socialism 101

listen here buddy, I would like it if you didn't contribute to the further muddying of the difference between socialism and communism among the uneducated, thanks.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Tsinava posted:

this is like, socialism 101
come on give the guy a break he was (presumably) born and educated in the United States of America. While by no means guaranteed, it is at least a 50/50 shot that anybody in that situation will grow up knowing nothing about the world.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Omi-Polari posted:

like big avatars on internet forums. people pay for those.

You have an understanding of history and economics that's about high-school level, since you're pretending that buying and selling are what make up capitalism, rather than being an activity that exists across a broad range of economic systems. Even, like, high-school-level econ teaches the basic story of the rise of industrial capitalism, and while that's inaccurate, it's still better than insisting that Rome was a capitalist economy.

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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Man Whore posted:

listen here buddy, I would like it if you didn't contribute to the further muddying of the difference between socialism and communism among the uneducated, thanks.

Communism and socialism use a lot of the same language and terminology. One leads to the other. You can chill.

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