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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Nimmy posted:

How are Schalke so loaded with talent and yet so awful?
One of the great mysteries of our time!

ephex posted:

Don't call it Schnitzel!
One of the great mysteries of our time!

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

frankenfreak posted:

One of the great mysteries of our time!

I love Tönnies' mystery meat!

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
The cycle is now complete.

AlexF fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Oct 8, 2014

MuLepton
Apr 1, 2011

It's kind of a long story.
God damnit, Thiago tore a ligament in his knee. Again :negative:

SporkOfTruth
Sep 1, 2006

this kid walked up to me and was like man schmitty your stache is ghetto and I was like whatever man your 3b look like a dishrag.

he was like damn.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
1. Maybe Guardiola should have trusted Dr. Müller-Wohlfahrt.

2. I hope you are not trying to get to any match by train, since the GDL strike will most likely lead to the cancellation of the Bundesliga-Sonderzüge.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:getin: and RBL can :frogout:

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito


Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
The foot is back! Don't forget to tipp your kicks.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

There's a good start

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

PHWOOOAR SON

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

RIP all those soft southern shites and Werder

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Xabi with a cheeky goal

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

haha dortmund

lmao vfb thats some shameful defending

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Bellarabi :stare:

I feel like I am running out of Phwoars here

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

rip in peace werder

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Katana Gomai posted:

Bellarabi :stare:

I feel like I am running out of Phwoars here

Bayernjäger #1

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I almost didn't make it to the AA because of the loving strike and a dying Ubahn, thanks Obama.

But then I saw four nice goals and lolled at Dortmund.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

i'm melting down irl

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ephex posted:

I almost didn't make it to the AA because of the loving strike and a dying Ubahn, thanks Obama.

But then I saw four nice goals and lolled at Dortmund.

That sounds like a hell of an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Dunban posted:

Bayernjäger #1

Pass, let Gladbach do the busywork this season. Not like anyone will catch up to Bayern anyways

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Oh hey one of the guys Dortmund bought for 8 figures finally scored

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

"das war ein BRILLANTER Freistoß!" says the Sky pundit about Xhaka hoofing it right at the goalie lmao

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Eh gently caress it, let's just lose 4-3

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Oh Bayer :allears:

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

yes. yes!!!!!

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Pand posted:

haha dortmund

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

oh my god

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lmao Leverkusen. More like Leverlosen (english pun :tipshat:)

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Katana Gomai posted:

Pass, let Gladbach do the busywork this season. Not like anyone will catch up to Bayern anyways

Well, you asked for it man.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Lol Leverkusen melting down after leading by three goals

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

many lmaos to be had this weekend so far

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
I hate this season already. BVB finally gets relatively healthy, but the team's play is still not good enough. It's so frustrating, the players are there, the coach is there, and the passion is there but the results are ... less than adequate.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Healbot posted:

Lol Leverkusen melting down after leading by three goals

we can't keep a clean sheet, ever.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

holy crap bremen

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Pand posted:

holy crap bremen

CVE
Jan 27, 2012
Bremen also set the sad record (going back to 93/94 where they started to collect data on it) of being the only team to not shoot at the goal a single time during the entire game.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

CVE posted:

Bremen also set the sad record (going back to 93/94 where they started to collect data on it) of being the only team to not shoot at the goal a single time during the entire game.

Man, I remember when they were really fun to watch. :smith:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


The Sportschau pundit just now knocking it out of the park: “Dank des Lokführerstreiks gibt es endlich mal genug Platz zum Feiern für die Wolfsburgfans“ (camera moving over the stands).

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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I'm really glad there are no Schalke fans around here. Good thing you have to be literate to post on forums

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