YosMas Secret Santa: Jesus Christ can we be done with this yet, it's mid january

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Christmas is good	101	39.76%
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Go away Moo cow.	75	29.53%
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teen bear: Feb 19, 2006

the cow missed some

# ? Oct 17, 2014 13:06

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 00:46

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

******SOMETHING ON PAGE 138 CRASHES THE MOST ADVANCED INTERNET BROWSER YET, SAFARI ON A MAC******

24-7 Urkel Cosplay posted:

a box weighing 15 kg (approximately 98 pounds i think) showed up on monday

it was full of dvds i'm not sure i can actually watch

and... more dvds

awesome rear end socks

a big rear end mug

lots of english chocolates

some really nice pint glasses that are also fragile as all heck

a shitload of beer from the meantime brewery, all different kinds (am i supposed to drink it warm though?)

and the true centerpiece

thank you so much penus de milo, this stuff is incredible and i've already eaten most of the chocolate. gonna have to savor the beer though.

24-7 Urkel Cosplay posted:

true to the word, cats really do love being a unicorn

Miley Virus posted:

aaand here it is:

a package from a yospos celeb, mr. shadowhawk

<3

http://i.imgur.com/NgpDYzJ.jpg
the card, listning the contents of the box. linked cause spoilers or something idk

hell yeah chocolates, gonna get fat

hell yeah mead, the gooniest drink. actually never tried it tbh

whole bunch of random yosposy swag, including ubuntu 12.04 and ubuntu server 12.04

a jigsaw puzzle that has something written on it, not sure what though. i'll get to the bottom of this

books! the math one seems p rad from what i've skimmed

here's some excerpts of some choice political jokes:

and a map of black rock country, just in case i get lost. pretty sure australia is just nevada but bigger so it probably fits

ubuntu books! with dvds! of ubuntu 9.04 and ubuntu server 8.04

signed by the man himself! (sif you couldn't get a shuttlecock signature)

thanks, shadowhawk! poo poo's loving rad

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Oct 17, 2014

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:47

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

hope that post doesn't crash anyone's browser :ohdear:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:50

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

i've never even had fair-to-middlin' rear end socks let alone awesome rear end socks

what is an rear end sock?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:51

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Jerry Cotton posted:

i've never even had fair-to-middlin' rear end socks let alone awesome rear end socks

what is an rear end sock?

prolapse

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:53

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

on a totally unrelated topic, custom print-your-picture-on-things shops are frustratingly conservative in their definition of acceptable content

# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:58

Funhilde: Jun 1, 2011; Cats Love Me.

flakeloaf posted:

on a totally unrelated topic, custom print-your-picture-on-things shops are frustratingly conservative in their definition of acceptable content

I just used Walgreens because it wasn't too expensive. I didn't try for anything too offensive but I have a feeling that they wouldn't have cared.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:41

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 15:50

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

hi yospos! you may remember me from such memorable threads as the cat thread, the anroid lol thread and the apple thread. but probably not since i'm really just a whitenoise shitposter. anyway, i like the following:

comics
movies
wrestling
science fiction
video games
board games
dumb trinkets i can put around my desk at work
beer
whisk(e)y
gin
fun socks
fun t-shirts (L in fatty-cut brands, XL in not-fatty-cut brands - probably err for an XL if you go this route)

please do not send me porn or drugs.

i also have a cat named shadow. here he is curled up for a nap:

last year i got an ancient dell computer which might get regifted to whomever i get on top of whatever else i end up sending.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:41

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Endless Mike posted:

wrestling

as your present, someone from yospos will come and wrestle you
and it will be the best present you ever got :kiddo:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:45

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Jerry Cotton posted:

as your present, someone from yospos will come and wrestle you
and it will be the best present you ever got

oh man i hope so

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:46

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 359 days!

Last year I was also gifted a cool emoticon which everyone has enjoyed. Can YOU guess which it is?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:47

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

wesley snypes posted:

Last year I was also gifted a cool emoticon which everyone has enjoyed. Can YOU guess which it is?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:47

Funhilde: Jun 1, 2011; Cats Love Me.

Endless Mike posted:

wrestling.

I forgot to mention my love for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:51

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

oh uh i guess i should post a thing.

i like booze, funy computer, wall things. i wear xl shirts because i am a fatty boom batty goon man. i have 2 to 3 cats (my santee might get a cat if they live in new england (kidding (maybe))) and no childe. i also like books and candy and other stuff. i also enjoy desk toys to harass co-workers and students with!

please no porn or drugs. i like bourbon a lot.

ok thanks for reading.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:51

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Funhilde posted:

I forgot to mention my love for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

What's his forums user name?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:51

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

(its me)

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:52

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

CAN YOU DETECT THE ODOUR OF WHAT IS IN MY OVEN?!?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:52

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

I guess I should also mention that I like the San Francisco Giants a lot and Dexter is 12lbs and Lulu is 16lbs (in case cat sizes are needed)

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:53

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

I guess I should also mention that I like the San Francisco Giants a lot and Dexter is 12lbs and Lulu is 16lbs (in case cat sizes are needed)

what is that in adult units?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:55

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Jerry Cotton posted:

what is that in adult units?

6/7 stone and 1 1/7 stone, respectively.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:03

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

do i have enough yospos cred to join? i promise i wont send a dreamcast full of mealworms

# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:15

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

you better not

send an inventive new insect filled gift

# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:31

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

The biggie post gave me ideas and now I'm changing my mind and going to participate.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:49

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

I don't have pets.

I'm a Windows + iOS user. :monocle:

I don't play videogames. :cripes:

Alcohol is good, but I don't have an experienced pallet, so high-priced stuff would be wasted on me. Red Oak and Blue Moon usually do a good job. Also I think it's illegal to ship alcohol to my state, so package with care.
No sex toys. I already have all the good ones.
I don't really do drugs but LSD would be cool. :lsd:

I'm told I laugh extremely hard at the dumbest stuff, so anything with a joke that's at least up to par with the latest memes would be greatly appreciated and enjoyed. If you want to send something bizarre just as a joke and not worth anything, I'd probably love it. I like to laugh and I like lame puns - look at my post hist for a gallery of the lamest puns imaginable.
I'm closing on a house in January, so I need stuff to make it cozy. Paintings and posters and that kinda stuff. Maybe hand-craft something cool! I greatly appreciate creativity. I want things that people will notice and ask about or items that will make me look sophisticated. :gentleman:

Thank you santee, and let your future be sprinkled with pixels that shine all the colors of the rainbow,
Peantut and the gangg / barbariangbaobo

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:17

quadpus: May 15, 2004; aaag sheets

I forgot to mention I love cats and I would accept one as a gift if my Santa were so inclined and empowered to do so

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:42

Dodoman: Feb 26, 2009; A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress, you guys have set the bar really high

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:45

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

you better not

send an inventive new insect filled gift

has someone suggested a mealworm full of dreamcast yet?

how about an xbox one full of gamesaaaaaaahahahahahahaha :lol:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:46

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

saucepanman posted:

gently caress, you guys have set the bar really high

you have to set the bar high so short people can't drink and poo poo up the place

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:47

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

quadpus posted:

I forgot to mention I love cats and I would accept one as a gift if my Santa were so inclined and empowered to do so

congratulations on your new serval kittens

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:47

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

he probably won't get cats, cats is pretty expensive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF2kjla_NbY

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:48

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

thanks

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:50

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Jerry Cotton posted:

he probably won't get cats, cats is pretty expensive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF2kjla_NbY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asmfrzKN3XI

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:52

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

teen bear posted:

the cow missed some

the cow knows, adolescent bear

# ? Oct 17, 2014 19:58

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

dang otherkin

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:01

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

ship the yoscat

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:04

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

wesley snypes posted:

Last year I was also gifted a cool emoticon which everyone has enjoyed. Can YOU guess which it is?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:04

Dodoman: Feb 26, 2009; A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret; Lipstick Apathy

taking a wild guess here

:bsdsnype:

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:45

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

saucepanman posted:

taking a wild guess here

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:47

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 00:46

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

code:

Number	Username
1	wesley snypes
2	Farmer Crack-rear end
3	A Pinball Wizard
4	Liver Disaster
5	Skyl3lazer
6	Cold on a Cob
7	Ericadia
8	Bloody
9	Pumpy dumper
10	Adult Sword Owner
11	GATOS Y VATOS
12	Wild Eeprom
13	Deviant
14	pointers
15	HAIL eSATA-n
16	Jerry Cotton
17	quadpus
18	atomicthumbs
19	Sniep
20	ANIME MONSTROSITY
21	flakeloaf
22	57Hz
23	kraftwerk singles
24	Fuzzy Mammal
25	nigga crab pollock
26	CrazyLittle
27	AtomD
28	syntaxrigger
29	Symbolic Butt
30	Beast of Bourbon
31	Elder Postsman
32	Funhilde
33	Soutfish
34	theflyingexecutive
35	Faxlore
36	Tangra
37	teen bear
38	spankmeister
39	~Coxy
40	DJ Meow Mix
41	24-7 Urkel cosplay
42	enotnert
43	RZA Encryption
44	Tusen Takk
45	Mathole
46	uncurable mlady
47	ChickenOfTomorrow
48	saucepanman
49	Vintersorg
50	fool_of_sound
51	Cocoa Crispies
52	axolotl farmer
53	PokeJoe
54	Peepsalot
55	duckfarts
56	Variable_H
57	Peanut and the Gang
58	angry_keebler
59	Endless Mike

# ? Oct 17, 2014 20:49

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