Black people don't expect you to smile at them

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coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i avoid talking to people of all races

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:02

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# ? May 16, 2024 07:02

Muttonchips: Jun 5, 2014; by Shine

Yeah I definitely get uncomfortable around them because some of them have a tendency to make EVERYTHING about race, pulling the race card at every passing opportunity.

I just avoid them (the overly dramatic types not black people I'm not a racist you moron) completely when and if possible.

It's always possible.

Same with SWJs and super religious types.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:04

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I wish I had a race card.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:07

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Oct 18, 2014

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:08

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I wish I had a race card.

if you dig back far enough in your genealogy, if you're American, chances are you can probably find a Native American that your ancestors boned at some point.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:09

CommonTerry: Dec 16, 2013; good is soda grape

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I wish I had a race card.

I can make you one. what do you want as a logo? the classic swastika, the klan symbol or the neo-pagan cross-in-a-circle thing?

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:11

Captain Candiru: Nov 9, 2006; These hips don't lye

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

im actually kinda sad I made that joke. I think that meme ruined that guys life.

Yep. Got off the streets and then his boss saw the pic with meme text and fired him.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:11

CommonTerry: Dec 16, 2013; good is soda grape

The Mad Archivist posted:

if you dig back far enough in your genealogy, if you're American, chances are you can probably find a Native American that your ancestors boned at some point.

"if you wish hard enough you can be a princess" no

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:11

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

The Mad Archivist posted:

if you dig back far enough in your genealogy, if you're American, chances are you can probably find a Native American that your ancestors boned at some point.

Do Polocks count? My grandmothers family was Polish

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:12

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Captain Candiru posted:

Yep. Got off the streets and then his boss saw the pic with meme text and fired him.

That's loving awful!

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:14

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

That's loving awful!

you know what the kicker is? the meme text came from SA

the blood is literally on our hands roflmao

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:16

bitchtard: Dec 3, 2010

Miltank posted:

bitch

Wow you're really showing your true colors

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:17

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Do Polocks count? My grandmothers family was Polish

If it does, I need to get myself a race card of my own. Maybe I could start picking pockets and claim it's a cultural thing.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:17

Pornographic Memory: Dec 17, 2008

The Mad Archivist posted:

if you dig back far enough in your genealogy, if you're American, chances are you can probably find a Native American that your ancestors boned at some point.

or you can just not bother and say you're like 1/32 cherokee (or some other random indian tribe) even though it's probably not true like most white people

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:17

Muttonchips: Jun 5, 2014; by Shine

wrong thread

Muttonchips fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Oct 18, 2014

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:18

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Pornographic Memory posted:

or you can just not bother and say you're like 1/32 cherokee (or some other random indian tribe) even though it's probably not true like most white people

that's basically how genealogy works, bro :mrgw:

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:18

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Cardiovorax posted:

If it does, I need to get myself a race card of my own. Maybe I could start picking pockets and claim it's a cultural thing.

such a noble race

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:18

Amateur Saboteur: Feb 5, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Captain Candiru posted:

Yep. Got off the streets and then his boss saw the pic with meme text and fired him.

"you asked to see me boss?"

"sit down Thompson, I've just viewed this from my Facebook feed. "You gon get raped?", explain this Thompson!"

"sir th"

"You wanna rape me Thompson??"

"???? sir I"

"Do you fantasize about me Thompson? Is my rear end appealing to you? Sexually??? You wanna get all up in this don't you, you sick gently caress, bend me over this table right here and now and just have at it till we both let off a sloppy orgasm, completely satisfied"

"you have it all wrong, boss they told me they were using that picture for"

"Well you can't rape me Thompson, I have a wife and she'd kill me if she found out. You're fired, get your poo poo"

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:22

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

such a noble race

I'll have you know it's an old and respected profession in the ancient homeland. :colbert:

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:23

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Cardiovorax posted:

I'll have you know it's an old and respected profession in the ancient homeland.

look. We fought tanks with horses. And won. I love being Polish, I also like making fun of Polocks.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:25

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Around blacks, protect your egg sacs

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:29

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

look. We fought tanks with horses. And won. I love being Polish, I also like making fun of Polocks.

Well, yes. I thought that was what we were doing.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:29

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Something Awful Forums > GBS 1.4 > Stormfront 2

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:30

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i'm not racist, but why do hispanics always have to excrete a viscous fluid that recoils from bleach?

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:30

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Cardiovorax posted:

Well, yes. I thought that was what we were doing.

I thought you were german you degenerate Hun

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:31

CommonTerry: Dec 16, 2013; good is soda grape

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

look. We fought tanks with horses. And won. I love being Polish, I also like making fun of Polocks.

that literally never happened. it was nazi propaganda.

Gaunab posted:

Something Awful Forums > GBS 1.4 > Stormfront 2

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:31

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

imo its weird how blacks can turn into mist and can only be wounded by silver weapons and fire

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:32

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I thought you were german you degenerate Hun

Polish-German. Although, if you go far enough back, those are the same thing anyway.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:33

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

CommonTerry posted:

that literally never happened. it was nazi propaganda.

related

No. it did. Poland had the last cavalry charge and won that battle. They lost the war, but, who's keeping score?

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:34

CommonTerry: Dec 16, 2013; good is soda grape

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

No. it did. Poland had the last cavalry charge and won that battle. They lost the war, but, who's keeping score?

They literally didn't fight tanks in that battle

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:40

-Blackadder-: Jan 2, 2007; Game....Blouses.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

imo its weird how blacks can turn into mist and can only be wounded by silver weapons and fire

We also have the power of instantaneous movement!

Dempsey Roooooll!!!

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:40

Captain Candiru: Nov 9, 2006; These hips don't lye

Just like goku!

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:41

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

CommonTerry posted:

They literally didn't fight tanks in that battle

who cares? Poland still won.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:42

Ocean Book: Sep 27, 2010; - hi

ive never seen someone propose a characteristic of a specific race or gender that isnt just a characteristic that every person shares to greater or lesser extents

# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:42

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.