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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
FRONT LEFT POCKET RESERVED FOR SOCK QUFLL OF QUARTERS FOR FCKING UP ENEMY ASSAILANTS WITH

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

How has no one said inside jacket pocket yet? Pants pockets are for weirdos who like keeping their poo poo near their cock and/or butthole.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

I use a money clip to carry my ID, 2 cards, and a small amount of cash.

Before I sprung for a real money clip, I just used a binder clip.

Wallets are dumb.

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

You people live in backwards rear end places. I buy my weed with a debit card and keep my card wallet in my back pocket because who the hell pickpockets in a civilized place in 2014?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
jacket pockets also easily pickpocketed BIOTCH

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Jehde posted:

who the hell pickpockets in a civilized place in 2014?

lol coincidentally they're called "pickpockets"

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
chain your wallet to your pants

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

I'm going to start a kickstarter for a codpiece with a zipper that can double as a wallet.

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
Front left pocket is also a gun carrier.

Cross draw just in case, it's loaded with AP ammo. Right front is HP. In case the perp is armored.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
AP - ability power
HP =- high performance??

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

nomadologique posted:

AP - ability power
HP =- high performance??

armor piercing and hollow point, noob

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
MT ammo

(mushroom top)

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

HJB posted:

There I was, waiting in line at the store, when the man in front of me goes into his front pocket to produce his wallet. I was astounded, I just stood there staring in disbelief. Only with the cashier's call of "Next please" could I snap out of it. A front pocket wallet user, in this day and age...

He was probably a homosexual, op

Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

nomadologique posted:

w all these ppl postin their pocket arrangements somehow nobody shares mine!
We need a poll about this. For science! :science:

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
I have all my cards embedded into my skin and I just swipe my hand over card readers to pay. I never asked for this.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I keep my wallet in my front pocket. I've always been afraid of someone stealing my wallet out my back pocket like in movies. :tinfoil: And since I keep my wallet so close to my dick I'll know if someone is trying to steal my wallet. :quagmire:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

No. 6 posted:

Front left - phone
Front right - keys, slim wallet

That's it.

You are a great man.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Bag with random stuff in it
Sketch Book
Chalk
Glasses
Keys
Burner phone
Guppie knife
Wallet (which is actually a business card holder)
My other cell which im taking this picture with

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

psyopmonkey posted:



Bag with random stuff in it
Sketch Book
Chalk
Glasses
Keys
Burner phone
Guppie knife
Wallet (which is actually a business card holder)
My other cell which im taking this picture with

loving cool stuff dude.

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
What do you use the burner phone for? Lighting a fire?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Same thing he uses the knife and chalk for. Being a badass.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
goon with a burner phopne? sounds sick

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
OMG SO RANDOM

lol amirite??

i'm soooooooooo weird i just know it everybody just sayas OMG WHTA A WEIRDO when i leave the room

lol

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I wonder what he uses to write in the notebook.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

nomadologique posted:


i'm soooooooooo weird i just know it everybody just sayas OMG WHTA A WEIRDO when i leave the room



That wold make me sad personally. Like the don't respect me enough to say it to my face or something?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
CHALKI U DICK

then later takes p[ix of all the messy chalk smears to share on tumblr

"chance based art" dude

EVER HEAR OF MERCY CUNNINGHANDMS?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

HJB posted:

There I was, waiting in line at the store, when the man in front of me goes into his front pocket to produce his wallet. I was astounded, I just stood there staring in disbelief. Only with the cashier's call of "Next please" could I snap out of it. A front pocket wallet user, in this day and age...

thats where I keep mine. With my keys.

Three Olives posted:

Have fun getting your wallet stolen out of you back pocket. Also I don't like sitting on my wallet.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

nomadologique posted:

CHALKI U DICK

then later takes p[ix of all the messy chalk smears to share on tumblr

"chance based art" dude

EVER HEAR OF MERCY CUNNINGHANDMS?

No, not really.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
rear end goes numb from sitting on a brick. Front pocket for the wallet back pocket hold a handkerchief

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
This is whats in my bag.

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
My back pocket only holds a rat trap.

Actually this is me:

http://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/comments/2jsexm/28maz/

turn it up TURN ME ON fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Oct 20, 2014

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

psyopmonkey posted:

This is whats in my bag.



LOL SO RANDOM

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
90% beauty products = totally random selectino of things OMG IM SO WEIRD

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

nomadologique posted:

LOL SO RANDOM

That's actually normal stuff to be in a purse.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
wiata minute drilldo

whois the straight man here and who is the clown?? cuz we need to get this down before we go in there, can't good cop obad cop and get it messed up the perp is gonna see right thru it

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
no Always?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Barf Wight posted:

Here's a tip: pickpockets don't care about putting their hand on your big butt lump.

I cut a hole in my pocket so my penis can go in so when the pick pockets come they get my dick and not my wallet :mrwhite:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
No greek yogurt or emergency tampon. 2/10 would not bang

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005


an effective but subtle :iceburn:

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SquadronROE posted:

My back pocket only holds a rat trap.

Actually this is me:

http://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/comments/2jsexm/28maz/

No extra mag holder. Not cool bro.

VendaGoat posted:

No greek yogurt or emergency tampon. 2/10 would not bang

No period, no tampons. Its not like im deployed or something.

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