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X State Fair http://ncstatefair.org/2014/Newsroom/New-foods.pdf TWINX : twix stuffed in a twinkie deepfried and wrapped in bacon.
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paranoid randroid posted:also yorba linda is where nixons buried so theres probably a very powerful anti-fun field keeping non-tgi fridays options out of town i hear the nixon library is fukkin OTH (off tha hook)
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nomadologique posted:i hear the nixon library is fukkin OTH (off tha hook) its really cool if youre like me and have an appreciation for unself-aware absurdity. theres a little exhibit that plays nothing but the checkers speech on a loop for eight hours a day.
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Oct 20, 2014 22:03
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i would totes go there and love it up u think they got NASTY rear end librarians there tready to te34ar off their glasses at the drop of a hat (by that i mean the unzip of a ziper)?? cuz i always had this fantasy about DOING IT in the STACKS (no not the stack s from goldeneye dweeb) but my college life just never DELIVERED on that
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Oct 20, 2014 22:06
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nomadologique posted:i would totes go there and love it up my roommate hosed his girlfriend up the rear end in the med school library. All they had to approximate lube was a tube of chapstick so of course she was dubbed Chapstick Pam.
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Oct 20, 2014 22:13
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Myron Baloney posted:my roommate hosed his girlfriend up the rear end in the med school library. All they had to approximate lube was a tube of chapstick so of course she was dubbed Chapstick Pam. holy nmittens hold onto my kittens!!
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Oct 20, 2014 22:14
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all yhe librarians are pat nixon clones so if youre into that kinda thing, go nuts
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Oct 20, 2014 22:14
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chapstick is vaseline so itd work just fine but the story is really fun bc her name is pam which doesn't seem to fit the personality of a person who would assufck in the school lib
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Oct 20, 2014 22:15
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when i was really fat and depressed i would go eat by myself at the pizza hut lunch buffet
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paranoid randroid posted:all yhe librarians are pat nixon clones so if youre into that kinda thing, go nuts hmm i prefer nancy in her prime (*prime slab of steak i mean) BUT as an alternative in this case i WOOD (hjeh heh) BUT #1 one my Wayne's World list of hottest top bombshell first ladies is... drum rooll please... DUH LADYBIRD JOHNSON (heh heh)
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Oct 20, 2014 22:16
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Jimlit posted:TWINX : twix stuffed in a twinkie deepfried and wrapped in bacon.
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eleanor roosevelt you incredible scrub
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paranoid randroid posted:tgi fridays happy hour alone yeah this made me sad just thinking about it
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wtf randroid i thought you were sabel why do you have the same avs and titles
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p sure abigail fillmore had a NASTY oval office n by nasty i m ean like the younger generation says nasty =- sick good
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a hole-y ghost posted:wtf randroid i thought you were sabel why do you have the same avs and titles because we made some hosed up posting decisions
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paranoid randroid posted:because we made some hosed up posting decisions
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would dog me on letitia priscilla AND julia tyler drat
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LifeSizePotato posted:pizza hut I used to love going to pizza hut after movies with my mom and dad as a kid. They had one of those old style diners with a jute box. Also their cheesy garlic bread was awesome. But yes as an old man alone that is quite sad. E: Back in the 90s if you went there with your folks and got a personal pan pizza they gave you some fox kids stuff like Xmen cartoon VHS tapes and action figures along with your meal to take home. It was awesome.
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n of course, no excuse for excluding martha, SHE IS MY LDADY IN HAVANA mammaaa
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goons is it still sad if youre dining at pizza hut alone but you just brought your own sandwich, and bought a drink but its just an empty cup you brought so they wouldnt kick u out?
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Oct 20, 2014 22:25
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30th st station in philadelphia ~10pm begging a cup of mayonnaise off the subway sandwich artist bc u are homeless and broke
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Verisimilidude posted:If a nice night out involves taking the family to Applebees then you should probably just kill yourself I fight the urge every single day The urge to kill myself I mean, not go to Applebees, not even I hate myself that much.
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Oct 20, 2014 22:30
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for much of the US, Applebees and Pizza Hut are all they have
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paranoid randroid posted:because we made some hosed up posting decisions It happens
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Fetus Tree posted:boston metro area is hosed i guess drat straight, rip deli haus and the tasty though the ihop on soldiers field road is still open 24/7 and if you go at the right time you get great entertainment like watching two screaming girls ripping out each other's weave
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LifeSizePotato posted:pizza hut i like to go to restaurants alone on friday and saturday nights and sit there and glare at couples on dates and try to ruin their evening in a passive/aggressive way while simultaneously getting them to feel pity for me.
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Howard Beale posted:drat straight, rip deli haus and the tasty When i was younger i worked in that staples. Lol gently caress that entire plaza
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Oct 20, 2014 22:48
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Well like 5 years ago I can vaguely remember the pizza hut in my hometown having a swanky salad bar so maybe I just proved you wrong huh I think it would be sadder to go to a Pizza Ranch alone, all-you-can-eat lovely pizza buffet is much more depressing than the lovely 80's-era Pizza Hut decor somehow
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Oct 20, 2014 22:52
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i love the livestock imagery of buffets like pizza ranch and golden corral
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Oct 20, 2014 22:54
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Al Borland posted:Back in the 90s if you went there with your folks and got a personal pan pizza they gave you some fox kids stuff like Xmen cartoon VHS tapes and action figures along with your meal to take home. It was awesome. there's a place in portland that approximates this feeling for drunk sadbrains by including cds full of local bands or lovely independent movies or whatever in their delivery boxes. best 4 am delivery pizza around, too. how did nobody say arby's yet
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Oct 20, 2014 22:57
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ur mum's box op
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whatis posted:its ponderosa one of the dudes the dc sniper shot was coming out of a ponderosa. he closed his eyes and whispered "thank you" as the bullet pierced his body
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Oct 20, 2014 23:27
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now that i think of it, being a "waiter" at pizza hut might be a little sadder because you're actually subservient to the people who dine-in at pizza hut
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Oct 20, 2014 23:29
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Myron Baloney posted:my roommate hosed his girlfriend up the rear end in the med school library. All they had to approximate lube was a tube of chapstick so of course she was dubbed Chapstick Pam. Because he pene the size of a chapstick
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Oct 20, 2014 23:32
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One of the last iterations of the pizza place thread I figured out that the quality and features of the takeout/delivery pizza changes WILDLY from area to area in the country. Like, as in to the point where if you think about the crappiest one in your area, it's like they just switch the sign out front and not the pizza in a different part of the country. It's possible they are all one giant shadow pizza operative and the various stores are just interchangeable fronts. But I'm not positive.
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also if youre doing a girl in the butt and need anything besides her natural lubricant (poop or vaginally secreted, either way) then you fail at sex (or have a much bigger dong than me)
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Or you could justnot do butt stuff
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a starwar betamax posted:Or you could justnot do butt stuff if im doing stuff w a girl and she doesnt like buttstuff its an automatic sign i wont be loving arun ww her again. i go for an rear end in a top hat lick within the first 10 minutes of foreplay to gauge the buttmeter
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