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Feindfeuer
Jun 20, 2013

shoot men, receive credits

Whorelord posted:

watching a doc about a prison in Russia solely for murderers

starts with a guy going "I dreamed I was with my friends. How could that be? I'd killed them."

How is it called? I need something russia-related to watch beyond funny/:psyduck: gifs.


e:

Whorelord posted:

"When we heard the presidential decree that the death penalty had been abolished, one man hung himself 5 minutes later with his underpants"

it's sounding better and better, I need to watch that.

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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
the russian esquire has pretty strong articles on social issues despite pretending to be an international men's fashion magazine

it's also awesome and is instilled with the sense of russian nihilism

i don't think it's available in english though, too bad brits/merigoons, you're stuck with your sucky fashion-oriented esquired written by annoying hipsters

the website is https://www.esquire.ru, they publish most of their articles there

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



a link to cool russian prison doc would be great, thanks

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Business Gorillas posted:

a link to cool russian prison doc would be great, thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-v541WjMiE

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

must be british to watch (which is almost as bad as being Russian)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04m3k1q/storyville-20132014-29-russias-toughest-prison-the-condemned

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
ukraine.mkv technically, but whatever, it fits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SIoarndHIk

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

I decided to try and watch it anyway but when I clicked the link holes started appearing all over my body help

Feindfeuer
Jun 20, 2013

shoot men, receive credits
quick google search game me Russia' Toughest Prison: The Condemnd, which is the one that starts with the hosed up dream about the guys dead friends. And another one about the Black Doplphin. Enjoy.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The-Mole posted:

ukraine.mkv technically, but whatever, it fits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SIoarndHIk
lol good prank... i dont see the problem here

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
fuckin brits and their limited videos

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

The-Mole posted:

ukraine.mkv technically, but whatever, it fits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SIoarndHIk

ahahah drat

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

a hole-y ghost posted:

there a gif of this?>??

Maybe it was a beautiful dream. That's the pic though, thanks.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004


haha even the prison uniforms are black with 3 white stripes

e:

d0s fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Oct 21, 2014

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.


The CEO of Total died in a plane crash at the Moscow airport. In the most Russian of all plane accidents a drunk snow plow driver drove in front of the plane while it was taking off on the runway, lol. Seriously, drunk snow plow driver at the international airport.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Three Olives posted:



The CEO of Total died in a plane crash at the Moscow airport. In the most Russian of all plane accidents a drunk snow plow driver drove in front of the plane while it was taking off on the runway, lol.

Of course, the snow plow driver walked away unscathed.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Three Olives posted:



The CEO of Total died in a plane crash at the Moscow airport. In the most Russian of all plane accidents a drunk snow plow driver drove in front of the plane while it was taking off on the runway, lol. Seriously, drunk snow plow driver at the international airport.

that guy recently stated that oil shouldn't be traded in US dollars :ssh:

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
A prison for nothing but murderers must be an interesting place to be in. I wonder what it's like.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Cardiovorax posted:

A prison for nothing but murderers must be an interesting place to be in. I wonder what it's like.

you basically just build things and trade stuff for tobacco

http://www.amazon.com/One-Day-Life-Ivan-Denisovich/dp/0451531043

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Roargasm posted:

you basically just build things and trade stuff for tobacco

http://www.amazon.com/One-Day-Life-Ivan-Denisovich/dp/0451531043
I didn't mean the day to day life, I meant emotionally and psychologically. That book's about something completely different, anyway.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Roargasm posted:

that guy recently stated that oil shouldn't be traded in US dollars :ssh:

i don't get it he was killed in moscow

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Cardiovorax posted:

I didn't mean the day to day life, I meant emotionally and psychologically. That book's about something completely different, anyway.

read invitation to a beheading then UGH

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


This is a pro-click especially the twist ending.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Russian prison dogs are loving crazy



(caucasian shepherd)

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Thump! posted:

Say what you will about the Russian army, they're nothing if not pragmatic and straight to the point. Cat is down from tree, tree is down so no longer problem, electric wires were just bourgeoisie influences that needed to be smashed anyways.

Both tree-cat videos drive this point home so well. Also the boar hunting video.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
the russian prison video seems ok actually, i mean the "zero reports of prisoner abuse" is obviously suspicious but even their version of supermax they get roommates, 90 minutes of exercise a day, and four meals of bread and soup. i was expecting some south american brutal poo poo crossed with a gulag.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Anyone else notice the size of the pupils of many of the inmates in the Siberian minimum security prison in that doc, even in bright light? I bet they have a hell of an underground meth/bath salts/? trade going on there

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




d0s posted:

Russian prison dogs are loving crazy



(caucasian shepherd)

Only Mother Russia would get a wolf and a bear drunk in a cheap hotel and keep the resulting offspring as pets.

A Melted Tarp
Nov 12, 2013

At the date
I understand everything ITT but the squatting.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Only Mother Russia would get a wolf and a bear drunk in a cheap hotel and keep the resulting offspring as pets.

My gf wants one for a pet :ohdear:

lazercunt
Oct 26, 2007

It was a narcotics raid, not a Fritos raid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qf0J2xzzfw
russians can have a sense of humor!

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

A Melted Tarp posted:

I understand everything ITT but the squatting.

its a really comfortable way of sitting down without sticking your rear end in the snow

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

RFC2324 posted:

My gf wants one for a pet :ohdear:

I have bad news for you.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

RFC2324 posted:

My gf wants one for a pet :ohdear:

Get one of those special foxes instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1G2yZMUNUQ

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Kurnugia posted:

I have bad news for you.

:drat:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

etalian posted:

Get one of those special foxes instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1G2yZMUNUQ

My condo used to have a stupid rule that allowed two pets but one dog with special exemptions the two pet limit to exclude fish and birds and cats so I seriously considered getting one of those domestic foxes and being like "It's not a dog, what now bitches?!" but decided against it when I found out those foxies costs like $4k.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

yeah but is this thread racist though

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

because this is all legitimately funny and i've been laughing the entire time. but is it racist to just make fun of cultures that apparently have no regard for basic safety, and very low standards of taste?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Three Olives posted:

My condo used to have a stupid rule that allowed two pets but one dog with special exemptions the two pet limit to exclude fish and birds and cats so I seriously considered getting one of those domestic foxes and being like "It's not a dog, what now bitches?!" but decided against it when I found out those foxies costs like $4k.

it's was a good Russian science success story on how the silver foxes were bred to be more tame with each generation.

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Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dynastocles posted:

because this is all legitimately funny and i've been laughing the entire time. but is it racist to just make fun of cultures that apparently have no regard for basic safety, and very low standards of taste?

if it is, wouldn't that mean you find racism hilarious?

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