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However, don't ever, ever, ever type "marathon injury" into GIS because you won't find a funny picture to post itt.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:21 |
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:26 |
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i ran a 10k yesterday and my legs really hurt
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:27 |
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Hot.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:27 |
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i ran a half marathon once without training but im also naturally buff and cool
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:37 |
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has ran
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:38 |
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lol if you run for any reason
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:39 |
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i was good at track and ran 3 marathons. surprise my knees are all creaky and pop like an old man in my late twenties. still pretty good when I'm consistend, just try to stay off concrete and hard pavement.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:46 |
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numberoneposter posted:i ran a half marathon once without training yeah. basically anyone who is marginaly active and not obese can hop up and run a half marathon.. half marathons are jokes and anyone who posts finish line pictures of their amazing half marathon accomplishemnt should be hung drawn and quartered imo
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:46 |
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honestly dont know how people run longer than 3 miles and not get bored to death
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:48 |
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a starwar betamax posted:yeah. basically anyone who is marginaly active and not obese can hop up and run a half marathon.. half marathons are jokes and anyone who posts finish line pictures of their amazing half marathon accomplishemnt should be hung drawn and quartered imo running half marathons is an accomplishement worthy of facebook posting dont diminish me
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:49 |
why run when you can ride a scooter while eating it's 2014
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:50 |
a starwar betamax posted:yeah. basically anyone who is marginaly active and not obese can hop up and run a half marathon.. half marathons are jokes and anyone who posts finish line pictures of their amazing half marathon accomplishemnt should be hung drawn and quartered imo dis
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:52 |
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The only people I know who have run marathons aren't injured, just way too smug about an accomplishment that involves jogging.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:52 |
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:honestly dont know how people run longer than 3 miles and not get bored to death
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 01:56 |
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:honestly dont know how people run longer than 3 miles and not get bored to death you kinda enter this meditative zen of complete boredom while your body runs on automatic
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:03 |
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:honestly dont know how people run longer than 3 miles and not get bored to death i dunno maybe because you are out enjoying the beauty of nature and the exhilerating joy or endorphin surges and the meditative, tranquile state your mind and body enters. or you can listen to uhh yeah dude that is what i do
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:05 |
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Exercise/not being morbidly obese is gay.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:08 |
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:honestly dont know how people run longer than 3 miles and not get bored to death the only people i know that run marathons are engineers and those people are barely human anyway
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:12 |
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Where do you keep your keys when you do a marathon, do you just put your car key in your sock and does that get irritating Is it more irritating than white twentysomethings not shutting up about color run stuff
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:14 |
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Dely Apple posted:Where do you keep your keys when you do a marathon, do you just put your car key in your sock and does that get irritating outside of the big runs in major cities, there are low key marathons with a few hundred people that are good, but those 5k color runs are social events and can eat a dick.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:19 |
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numberoneposter posted:i ran a half marathon once without training Any idiot can do that though!
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:20 |
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Marathon running can also contribute to higher levels of plaque in the coronary arteries, at least from a study done on male runners. So long-distance runners got that going for them, too: http://www.nationalreview.com/feed/374262/science-running-marathons-might-cause-heart-disease-greg-pollowitz quote:“Studies support a potential increased risk of coronary artery disease, myocardial fibrosis and sudden cardiac death in marathoners,” Peter McCullough, a Baylor University cardiologist, wrote as lead author of an editorial in the current Missouri Medicine. . .
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:24 |
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a starwar betamax posted:i dunno maybe because you are out enjoying the beauty of nature and the exhilerating joy or endorphin surges and the meditative, tranquile state your mind and body enters. I don't know about you, but I painstakingly think my way through a sexual encounter with Halle Berry, just laying out every single detail from the decour to the opening conversation before I begin thinking of exactly how I make the approach, begin sliding her dress off her shoulders, the light glinting off the bedposts etcedera and so on and before I know it I've killed the entire loop easily, usually I don't even get to finish but you get the idea
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:25 |
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Harime Nui posted:I don't know about you, but I painstakingly think my way through a sexual encounter with Halle Berry, just laying out every single detail from the decour to the opening conversation before I begin thinking of exactly how I make the approach, begin sliding her dress off her shoulders, the light glinting off the bedposts etcedera and so on and before I know it I've killed the entire loop easily, usually I don't even get to finish but you get the idea This is a really good idea can you go into more detail thabks
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:27 |
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Dely Apple posted:Where do you keep your keys when you do a marathon, do you just put your car key in your sock and does that get irritating You either put it in a pocket or a water belt or leave thwm with your wife or hide them on rhe car or just carry them. Even if your a slow sack like me and It takes you 4 hours to finish a marathon... its not to long to hold something in your hand.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:30 |
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a starwar betamax posted:yeah. basically anyone who is marginaly active and not obese can hop up and run a half marathon.. half marathons are jokes and anyone who posts finish line pictures of their amazing half marathon accomplishemnt should be hung drawn and quartered imo lol you act like facebook posts are some sacred space where only worthy and meaningful things can be mentioned. most facebook posts are just racist rants against owebungle or whatever so half marathon photos are probably an improvement IDK i don't really use facebook because i'm not an old woman
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:52 |
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Feminition posted:why run when you can ride a scooter while eating it's 2014
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:54 |
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I really dont get why you would keep running and poop yourself. Unless you're in first place I'm running into some place and asking to use their bathroom. Hell even if in first place and there isnt some big prize money.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:06 |
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if people are gonna run that's cool but people always want to tell you about the run they had, how far, etc like, "hey good job, thank goodness someone got that out of the way. way to man up and do all that running, now I don't have to."
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:09 |
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I started trail running a while back and it's the tits. Once you get past the initial period where it hurts, it becomes just like hanging out and watching nature cruise by you at a good clip. Having an excuse to bust out the one-hitter and then spend an hour in the woods scrambling over brooks and roots and poo poo while listening to music is rad as hell; having an excuse to do it 3x a week feels like cheating at life. Road running is for business majors and people who are super concerned with gluten. gently caress that noise.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:43 |
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I remember this video of a marathon I think where these two runners were on their hands and knees crawling to the finish line and everyone else was just running past them like "What up" marathon runners are drama queens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTn1v5TGK_w lol Rush Limbo fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Oct 22, 2014 |
# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:51 |
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This happened to me once but it was because I put protein powder in a travel mug with a pop on lid with my Keurig chai tea latte and run out the door because I was late for work and it exploded in my car so it was chai tea and protein powder instead of poop but just as embarrassing as I had to walk past my valet and concierge covered in tea and protein powder.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:55 |
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Sunglasses woman is so loving amused
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2TRUUu2uHo
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:57 |
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for a fit person, the dividing line between 'requires training' and 'doesn't require training' is somewhere between 10 and 20 miles imo
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:46 |
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Run, Dieselboy! Dubstep's catching up!
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:49 |
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I love running! I love running so much that a marathon doesn't even feel like 'distance running' anymore.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:50 |
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I was going to do a Disney marathon with my then-SO but it turns out they're actually really expensive and full of psychotic women so nahhhh
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:53 |
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Jonny 290 posted:Run, Dieselboy! Dubstep's catching up!
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