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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Cuniculous posted:

At least it seemingly hasn't hindered your ability to grow a neck beard.

:vince:

E:
Would you try shaving with your skin like that, though?

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Cuniculous posted:

At least it seemingly hasn't hindered your ability to grow a neck beard.

5

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Video of OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
this seems extremely metal

Kidsolo posted:

you don't have to worry about your ding dong, my friend, you wont be having sex with anyone anymore

his chances are better than the rest of gbs by a wide margin

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
everybody's trying to own a guy who set himself on fire

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
yowzers

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Since this was drug/alcohol related, did you perceive the doctors being lovely with you, withholding painkillers to teach you a lesson, twisting the knife a bit?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
A lot of people are asking why fire, well it was the only availablwle method i guess. I didnt have a gun or immediate access to a tall building.
Even if i wanted to do coke now it would be impossible to pay for, like many people pointed out a year in the hospital costs a bit of money. I was very lucky to get access to a bunch of special programs and.stuff that drastically lowered the bill so im not completely hosed. As for my face, it actually doesnt look too bad. And yes I can shave my neckbeard, i just have to be careful. Wouldnt want to cut an artry or something

Enfield fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Oct 22, 2014

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014

Enfield posted:

A lot of people are asking why fire, well it was the only availablwle method i guess. I didnt have a gun or immediate access to a tall building.
Even if i wanted to do coke now it would be impossible to pay for, like many people pointed out a year in the hospital costs a bit of money. I was very lucky to get access to a bunch of special programs and.stuff that drastically lowered the bill so im not completely hosed. As for my face, it actually doesnt look too bad.

you are literally a human being, that is to say, kindling

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax

Cucking Mama posted:

everybody's trying to own a guy who set himself on fire

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Muttonchips posted:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/ziegel.asp At least according to snopes yes.


At least he died doing what he loved, ice skating. At least that's what I'd assume he was doing on ice. What else can you do on ice? What other ice activities exist? Ice fishing?

lol yeah he totally wasn't murdered by a woman who looks like shes saying "I have to spend the rest of my life with this monster."

Jonny 290 posted:

her face crushes me every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwQW3KW3DCc

Pet
Dec 12, 2008

fake as f***

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i did cocaine last weekend its was a good time but the morning after sucked but then i got into my sweet BMW and went to in-n-out and that afternoon walked to the beach to take a nap

thats my cocaine related story of late

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Alas Boobylon posted:

you are literally a human being, that is to say, kindling

Hahaha

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Enfield posted:

A lot of people are asking why fire, well it was the only availablwle method i guess. I didnt have a gun or immediate access to a tall building.
Pretty sure you're lying. Everybody owns a knife.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Cucking Mama posted:

everybody's trying to own a guy who set himself on fire

hosed up

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax


Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Enfield posted:

A lot of people are asking why fire, well it was the only availablwle method i guess. I didnt have a gun or immediate access to a tall building.
Even if i wanted to do coke now it would be impossible to pay for, like many people pointed out a year in the hospital costs a bit of money. I was very lucky to get access to a bunch of special programs and.stuff that drastically lowered the bill so im not completely hosed. As for my face, it actually doesnt look too bad. And yes I can shave my neckbeard, i just have to be careful. Wouldnt want to cut an artry or something

God drat. I like to drink but poo poo.

Have you been on painkillers for a year now?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

remember, he was protecting our freedo--lmao

WANNA GUESS WHO CURRENTLY CONTROLS THE CITY WHERE HE GOT BLOWN UP IN?

loving LMAO

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
yo thats awesome, op

i have mad respect for dudes who self-immolate

like those tibetan monks or that tunisian fruit vendor or the lead singer of incubus

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, "Rock Around the Clock"
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Oil of Paris posted:

What are some of the long term complications you're looking at facing, down the road?

I can do anything a reg human can do right now, but i still have limited range of motion in my right arm, and my left ankle is twisted a bit. I also have "foot drop.." lying on my back for months meant my feet were naturally pointing down, and now i have to wear shoes with an incline or walk on my tippy toes. Im doing physical/occupational therapy for this stuff, and building endurance as i now have the strenghth of a baby bird

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Chinatown posted:

remember, he was protecting our freedo--lmao

WANNA GUESS WHO CURRENTLY CONTROLS THE CITY WHERE HE GOT BLOWN UP IN?

loving LMAO

hahahahahahahaha


Totally also had https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnrs3zu0xeI

going through her head as they said their vows.

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Enfield posted:

I can do anything a reg human can do right now, but i still have limited range of motion in my right arm, and my left ankle is twisted a bit. I also have "foot drop.." lying on my back for months meant my feet were naturally pointing down, and now i have to wear shoes with an incline or walk on my tippy toes. Im doing physical/occupational therapy for this stuff, and building endurance as i now have the strenghth of a baby bird

How does it feel to read some of the jokes which have been made at your expense? Are you cool with it dude? Legitimately curious about this.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
if you were crafty enough to have a serious coke habit, surely you could've gotten a hold of a handful of pills or some heyron :cmon:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fallows posted:

were there any side effects to the megace? is an appetite stim as awesome as it sounds?

No side effects, and its very effective. I dont know what you mean by awesome, youre just hungry all the time and when you can eat you eat 3x what you normally would. I also mentioned ice cream, i usually ate 9 cups of it a day and probably would have eaten more but i figured that would be weird and the nurses would make fun of me

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
op please buy a gun and commit suicide for your own sake at the soonest opportunity as the rest of your life is going to be unremitting hell

Seventh Mode
Aug 29, 2012

Mode 7-style rendering was also used for the Special Stages in Sonic CD.
The more you know!
It's threads like this that made me give Lowtax 10 dollars, thanks OP.

Also, I'm glad you're not dead. Don't get dead.

I am high as poo poo.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Stay safe toast ghost

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Enfield posted:

No side effects, and its very effective. I dont know what you mean by awesome, youre just hungry all the time and when you can eat you eat 3x what you normally would. I also mentioned ice cream, i usually ate 9 cups of it a day and probably would have eaten more but i figured that would be weird and the nurses would make fun of me

How fat were you before your brilliant diet plan?

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

ftfy

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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

donkey salami posted:

Stay safe toast ghost

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

:barf:


Mannnn. OP please don't try to kill yourself anymore.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
this guy is roastposting

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
What the gently caress, OP

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Ladies and Gentlemen...

We have completed it.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

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Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Cucking Mama posted:

everybody's trying to own a guy who set himself on fire

It's an instinctive response for the GBS hive mind

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