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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
http://youtu.be/7UffJpzZXHk?t=3m11s

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xilni
Feb 26, 2014





Now this thread is looping back

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
Probably didn't even spill his drink

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

its weird to see a russian man itt who's face doesn't look like a pile of poo poo

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Zzulu posted:

This is a compilation of RUSSIA.JPEGs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8TWNsw-p-U

Please no flush toilet paper down toilet


This is only Propaganda, FOR MY OPINION THIS WAS Most Beautiful Olympic games ever Sochi 2014, Respect Russia!!!!
Go kill your self uploader 

MadMattH
Sep 8, 2011

CommonTerry posted:

its weird to see a russian man itt who's face doesn't look like a pile of poo poo

It just doesn't look like poo poo yet. We hear how the women don't age well, but the men....they are just as bad.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

katlington posted:

This is only Propaganda, FOR MY OPINION THIS WAS Most Beautiful Olympic games ever Sochi 2014, Respect Russia!!!!
Go kill your self uploader 

I like the bit too from Sochi how the eternal flame went out multiple times during the journey and one of the torch bearers died from a heart attack.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


this seems like such a bad idea

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.

enziarro posted:

one month later


Reminds me of famous Russian song Water over Troubled Bridge.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
You can see the innate power flow through his body up to the gun just before it fires.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

tehsid posted:

Reminds me of famous Russian song Water over Troubled Bridge.
Is all bridge under the water now, no worries.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGMxQfJe7OA

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the difference between most of these rural russia pictures and the lovely backwoods town i'm from is basically the language on signs and the amount of snow.


poo poo we even got people wearing adidas or nike track clothes on the russian scale. usually not an actual track suit most of the year, though.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Khokhloma/hohloma wood painting:




Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

No problems in Russia, only solutions.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

idk man, when your town looks like something out of a post-apocalyptic video game then maybe one should question their major life decisions

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

awesome-express posted:

idk man, when your town looks like something out of a post-apocalyptic video game then maybe one should question their major life decisions

what, like being born?

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


This how build beautiful house in Russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_H0g94iAs

Is sturdy, da?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



funkybottoms posted:

what, like being born?

That's what the bootstraps are for, ya fuckin' commie!


Naxuz posted:

This how build beautiful house in Russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_H0g94iAs

Is sturdy, da?

:staregrowinginfinitelylarger:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Regarding :nms: car video.

In Russia, dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed comrade. Then squat and drink plastic bottle of vodka to forget.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Are there loving no functioning traffic lights in Russia or some poo poo? How the gently caress does this keep happening? Is the use of a mirror considered bad luck?

The other videos in that series are loving brutal.

School Nickname fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Oct 22, 2014

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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School Nickname posted:

How the gently caress does this keep happening?

Have you seen how drunk everyone is in Russia?

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Naxuz posted:

This how build beautiful house in Russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_H0g94iAs

Is sturdy, da?

Гровер Haus

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!
xposting my sexy tsarist russian porn thread

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

awesome-express posted:

idk man, when your town looks like something out of a post-apocalyptic video game then maybe one should question their major life decisions

Yeah Detroit and the people who live there suck.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


mds2 posted:

Have you seen how drunk everyone is in Russia?

My dad visited St. Petersburg in the 1970's and brought back tales of vodka bottles that had only a paper seal on top. You went to the neighbourhood kiosk, bought a bottle, ripped the cap off and didn't stop drinking until the bottle was empty. Repeat the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and this was during the working week. I wonder if the common alcoholism is still as bad, or if it was just an effect of the unique Soviet "if you pretend you're working, we'll pretend to pay you" system of scientifically organized labour.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Alcholism has been horrible in russia forever.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Gorilla Salad posted:

Khokhloma/hohloma wood painting:



getting an image of a russian picnic here

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

olylifter posted:

Гровер Haus

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Holy gently caress that cat

wild animal? nah it has a leash on it, see?

xilni
Feb 26, 2014




Monkey Fracas posted:

Holy gently caress that cat

wild animal? nah it has a leash on it, see?

EDIT: Holy poo poo, they're real

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Monkey Fracas posted:

Holy gently caress that cat

wild animal? nah it has a leash on it, see?

Hogge Wild posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_LGaK3oxIk

Pallas' cat and science
Sanctuary Russia

In Daurskiy Reserve conducts research using radio collars, the data from which helps to learn more about the mysterious life of cats.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
those cats rule oh man

like someone strapped five pounds of hair to a bobcat or something; I love it

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

School Nickname posted:

Are there loving no functioning traffic lights in Russia or some poo poo? How the gently caress does this keep happening? Is the use of a mirror considered bad luck?

The car turned left into a parking lot and was hit on his left by a motorcycle who apparently was speeding the wrong way in the other lane. I don't know many people who'd check their mirrors in a way that would have prevented this accident

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Did you know that Mikhail Kalashnikov, creator of the AK-47, one of the most rugged and efficient murder tools in history, parlayed this success into a large stake in a vodka manufacturing concern that puts his name on the product? Well if not, now you do here are some pictures







ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
From watching several of those videos it seems like a general lack of giving a poo poo to rules if the road. People run lights and stop signs constantly. When there's a line of cars they will not hesitate just swerve over to run past them or pass recklessly into oncoming traffic and force their way back over. It's like Mad Max over there.

Troubadour
Mar 1, 2001
Forum Veteran

proof of concept posted:

Did you know that Mikhail Kalashnikov, creator of the AK-47, one of the most rugged and efficient murder tools in history, parlayed this success into a large stake in a vodka manufacturing concern that puts his name on the product? Well if not, now you do here are some pictures


I got that bottle as a birthday present a couple years ago. It comes in a pretty rad olive green wooden crate, serial number dogtags and is pretty rad in general. The vodka is about two notches above nail polish remover though.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

That vodka is loving awful but those ads are cool.

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Quantum of Phallus posted:

That vodka is loving awful but those ads are cool.

Speaking of which, isn't vodka just ethyl alcohol and water?

(e: and obviously the essence of the russian political system.)

Power Khan fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Oct 22, 2014

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