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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

treizebee posted:

What, he's been horrible. He's lost half his touches and I'm pretty sure tripped over his own feet twice so far.

Actually I just saw WhoScored and this is not true. Please don't throw false stats around, we're very serious about those.

It seems like several players have tripped, noobs not getting their studs right (no homo)

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

i already know what mezut ozil's face looks like but i laughed at it irl just now

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
This isn't going well at all.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Hegay posted:

Wait what?? Hes been pretty decent

He's given the ball away a lot. My love for him doesn't blind me.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

ayb posted:

Can't wait for them to go get Aguero next summer

Jesé will be back soon FTW

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

tbp posted:

it's going to end 7-0 lol

but no matter just have to actually get the right results in the other games and worry about it when uh.. daniel sturridge is fit

And when Johnson is injured again. Also Gerrard. And Mignolet.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Monaco-Benfica has been dire so far, none of these teams seems to be aware of how to kick or pass a ball around

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
liverpool are piss

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

tbp posted:

it's going to end 7-0 lol

but no matter just have to actually get the right results in the other games and worry about it when uh.. daniel sturridge is fit

I reckon hes going to spend at least 4 months of this season injured as Liverpool keep rushing him back as hes so crucial to them now. Hes going to get Torres'd

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Mean Bean Machine posted:

liverpool are piss

They're amazing but Ronaldo is a God

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Is there a Manchester United game on tonight? Thoughts?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
well boys, its grim i wont lie to you

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Arsenal and Atletico scoring some goals would be cool imo

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
We are lucky there are two other poo poo teams in this group with us and Dortmund, or we might not get out of the group.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

African AIDS cum posted:

Is there a Manchester United game on tonight? Thoughts?

Looks like it's on the same network the Liverpool matches were on the past four seasons?

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

tbp posted:

it's going to end 7-0 lol


nah theyve got the derby in the weekend, they'll take it easy in the second half

Mr Snips
Jan 9, 2009



Jose posted:

Arsenal and Atletico scoring some goals would be cool imo

One team needs to have some shots on target before that can happen

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



African AIDS cum posted:

Is there a Manchester United game on tonight? Thoughts?

I'm not sure but I think it's a bye week for them.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

tbp posted:

No shame in conceding to the best player of all time

*in gay lispy barca fan voice probably el hefe* actually messi and neymar scored 1 goal against poo poo ajax so give them a joint ballon d'or uhuhuh
*big cool strong guy wearing sunglasses with huge triceps and hands the size of bricks shows up* Actually, I think you'll find Ronaldo scores an average of two or three goals every match, you stupid rear end in a top hat fucktard. He's the best ever for sure, and if you don't get that you're a noob.

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014
hmmm

at least i'm watching someone's poo poo getting pushed in so the night's not a waste

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
How's ballotelli been

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Mean Bean Machine posted:

*in gay lispy barca fan voice probably el hefe* actually messi and neymar scored 1 goal against poo poo ajax so give them a joint ballon d'or uhuhuh
*big cool strong guy wearing sunglasses with huge triceps and hands the size of bricks shows up* Actually, I think you'll find Ronaldo scores an average of two or three goals every match, you stupid rear end in a top hat fucktard. He's the best ever for sure, and if you don't get that you're a noob.

this

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

T Bowl posted:

How's ballotelli been

Playing like he doesn't want the rest of the world to twig how awful he's been so far.

Still not good, but not terrible.

aellisr
Oct 11, 2007

Alveolar fibrosis don't give a damn.

T Bowl posted:

How's ballotelli been

He's scored precisely 1 goal less than Ronaldo so far. Riveting form op.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

T Bowl posted:

How's ballotelli been
hes off for lallana at half time

edit: because he swapped his shirt with a madrid player in the tunnel apparently

plus hes been poor

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

tarbrush posted:

Playing like he doesn't want the rest of the world to twig how awful he's been so far.

Still not good, but not terrible.

And he's off fo Lallana lol.

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

T Bowl posted:

How's ballotelli been

shite like in every game this season, waste of money

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I'd like to think he got subbed for swapping shirts, that'd be best

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Shrapnig posted:

And he's off fo Lallana lol.
hes garbage

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I do NOT believe we will win this match.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Mean Bean Machine posted:

*in gay lispy barca fan voice probably el hefe* actually messi and neymar scored 1 goal against poo poo ajax so give them a joint ballon d'or uhuhuh
*big cool strong guy wearing sunglasses with huge triceps and hands the size of bricks shows up* Actually, I think you'll find Ronaldo scores an average of two or three goals every match, you stupid rear end in a top hat fucktard. He's the best ever for sure, and if you don't get that you're a noob.

Canon

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Lol Balotelli did an Andre Santos

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

*bangs cutlery on table*

MORE HAMS! MORE HAMS! MORE HAMS!

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Jose posted:

Atletico scoring some goals would be cool imo

Koke is it!

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
How many envelopes will Brendan need this season?

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
What a suprise, Balotelli goes off and we look much better.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
dortmund is so class :allears:

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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tarbrush posted:

What a suprise, Balotelli goes off and we look much better.

reported for racism

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Polidoro posted:

How many envelopes will Brendan need this season?

Gerrard, Johnson, Mig, Balotelli.

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Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

Liverpool will want to get their corners to beat the first man imo

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