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# ? Oct 24, 2014 07:33 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:57 |
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if you don't like toppings on your pizza you're a massive shitlord cuntdick
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 07:35 |
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BASF posted:That did cause a big fiasco.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 07:36 |
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 07:36 |
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BASF posted:In the movie Home Alone, the whole McAllister family was about to leave for a Christmas Family Vacation in Paris. The night before they left, there were 15 people in the House sleeping under one roof. The Main McAllister family consisted of Peter & Kate McAllister the parents. Buzz the oldest, Megan the second oldest, then Jeff then Linnie & of course young Kevin. The others that were staying were Peter's brother Frank, his wife Leslie & of course their children Tracy, Sondra, Brooke & Fuller. Also were two of his other brother Rob's & his wife Georgette's children Heather who was going to college near where Frank lived & Rod who was finishing up high school in the USA. Rob & Georgette lived in Paris. The night before they left for Paris they all had differences but young Kevin was always getting picked on mostly by his own siblings. When Kevin asked what should I pack, Jeff teases him saying toilet paper & water. Linnie says he's incompetent. Plus Megan refuses to help him get a suitcase down from the closet. Buzz the oldest is the worst of all yelling at him a lot teasing him from time to time & calling him flemwad. The night before they left for Paris, they didn't want to go through the trouble of cooking something for 15 people, so they ordered pizza for everybody. Yeah, I mean shits all hosed up and stuff. Know what I'm saying?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 07:40 |
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What if the pizza had pineapple on it? Kevin wouldn't have wanted any and the entire film's plot would be an alternate history. Kind of mind-blowing.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 07:41 |
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Something that a lot of people miss is that when Kevin does the spill, his flight ticket is accidentally used to mop up the milk & pizza juice and then thrown in the garbage. It brings up a lot of questions about how much you can blame the victim of domestic abuse
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 07:42 |
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Joey Gladstone posted:Something that a lot of people miss is that when Kevin does the spill, his flight ticket is accidentally used to mop up the milk & pizza juice and then thrown in the garbage. It brings up a lot of questions about how much you can blame the victim of domestic abuse same with if fuller was on the third floor same with if they weren't running late or if the neighbor kid didn't come over during the head count in many ways home alone is the perfect movie, even though it depicts a harsh and unfair pizza situation
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 07:47 |
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Home Alone reboot with old Kevin as the new B&E guy get me the Weinsteins on the phone stat
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:00 |
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Just remember; this is the face that got Mila Kunis' pussy wet. Dwell on that poo poo for a minute.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:10 |
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a child star turns out to have problems in movies and irl
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:11 |
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Risky posted:Just remember; this is the face that got Mila Kunis' pussy wet. i was thinking about doing one with virginia woolf but idk if that would be co0nsiderd funny or clever or not...
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:31 |
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... wolf blitzer?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:31 |
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weren't they from chicago and weren't they eating new york style pizza? major plot hole imo
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:41 |
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Cubone posted:if that didn't happen they would have noticed having an extra pass once they got to the airport and the home alone situation would have been rectified exactly, you are completely right Cubone
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:42 |
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Mmhm, mmhm.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:58 |
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If they would have degreased the pizzas with paper towels the way your meant to then Kevin wouldn't have been late and got his pizza.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:02 |
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Swastikatzen posted:weren't they from chicago and weren't they eating new york style pizza? major plot hole imo i agreer, they probably should have been eating afterbirth in a pie crust
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:03 |
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"Buzz's girlfriend. Woof!" - Me in an E/N thread where people post their pics.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:05 |
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Come to think of it, several underlying premises of Home Alone strain credulity.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:17 |
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someone should compile all the cases where stupid little kids tried to do home alone poo poo to other adults and ended up killing themselves or their parents or something. i know they're real. i know they're out there. please god, show me the way.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:20 |
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keep the change, ya filthy animal.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:26 |
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what kind of retard forgets their kid, kevin should have set the house on fire and become a juvenile deliquent
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:34 |
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BASF posted:In the movie Home Alone, the whole McAllister family was about to leave for a Christmas Family Vacation in Paris. The night before they left, there were 15 people in the House sleeping under one roof. The Main McAllister family consisted of Peter & Kate McAllister the parents. Buzz the oldest, Megan the second oldest, then Jeff then Linnie & of course young Kevin. The others that were staying were Peter's brother Frank, his wife Leslie & of course their children Tracy, Sondra, Brooke & Fuller. Also were two of his other brother Rob's & his wife Georgette's children Heather who was going to college near where Frank lived & Rod who was finishing up high school in the USA. Rob & Georgette lived in Paris. The night before they left for Paris they all had differences but young Kevin was always getting picked on mostly by his own siblings. When Kevin asked what should I pack, Jeff teases him saying toilet paper & water. Linnie says he's incompetent. Plus Megan refuses to help him get a suitcase down from the closet. Buzz the oldest is the worst of all yelling at him a lot teasing him from time to time & calling him flemwad. The night before they left for Paris, they didn't want to go through the trouble of cooking something for 15 people, so they ordered pizza for everybody. Nah this never happened
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:48 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dGOfFbzvq4 lol at them trying to do hard-boiled dialogue without actually swearing
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 12:28 |
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:What if the pizza had pineapple on it? Kevin wouldn't have wanted any and the entire film's plot would be an alternate history. Kind of mind-blowing. I think everyone in that household is messed up enough to like it. I mean they abandoned a child to be preyed upon by burgulars.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 12:46 |
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fuller go easy on the pepsi
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 12:59 |
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Dianetics posted:White people have weird restrictive dietary habits that are fostered from childhood. I've encountered many white people who simply will not eat foods that don't fall into a narrow criteria of things they have eaten before and consider acceptable. black ppl are worse in my experience "I don't eat pork" ughhhhh
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:05 |
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That didn't even happen in Home Alone. You are thinking of Weekend at Bernies ya big dope.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:06 |
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i've been listening to a lot of the podcast Serial so hearing this in that voice made it pretty good, actually
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 14:07 |
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Skeleton King posted:fuller go easy on the pepsi loving lol
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:43 |
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Who the gently caress orders 10 "medium" (what the ever loving hell?? Family or large sizes exist) pizzas for 15 loving people!?! That's like enough pizzas for 4 people. Four normal people. 2 fat people. The fact there was even one cheese pizza is what astounds me. Who the gently caress likes cheese pizza except Kevin? Should have just put his name on it since they were obviously thinking of it. "Hmmm I have 9 pizzas with toppings and a variety of flavor a to choose from, I'm an adult, no, I'll have cheese" Unless we're expected to believe buzz ate THE WHOLE PIZZA out of spite, which only adds credibility to my 10 pizzas is way too little for 15 little shits
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:46 |
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Esp since they're going to Paris and obvs rich as gently caress. Order 20 larges and just throw leftovers away gfs
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:47 |
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Considering this man is fuller's dad and he's famous for wetting the bed, kevin probably knows that sleeping with fuller means getting raped by your uncle
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:50 |
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It's probably a good thing that Harry and Marv had an inhuman tolerance for pain, or else mom would have come home on Christmas to find two dead guys on their front lawn.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:51 |
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hi kids we're home eaaarlllyyyyashgromnies posted:black ppl are worse in my experience do you have black people confused with jewish people?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:51 |
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exquisite tea posted:It's probably a good thing that Harry and Marv had an inhuman tolerance for pain, or else mom would have come home on Christmas to find two dead guys on their front lawn. That would just open a new plot direction up where all the rumors about marley are true, and he throws both of their corpses into his preserving salt can as a thank-you to kevin for giving him the courage to talk with his son again (also in the can)
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:58 |
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Is that the film that was adapted from that news story about that kid down south whose parents abandoned him for a few weeks and he went all wacky and tortured, mutilated and ate a couple of would be home invaders over the course of a month?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:49 |
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ProfessorMurder posted:Cheese pizza is the most boring loving thing.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:55 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:57 |
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the other day the child i was babysitting interrupted my conversation with the dominoes guy to loudly ask for a cheese pizza and i told him to shut the gently caress up and then he wouldn't stop stop crying so ordered anchovies on everything as punishment. (i like anchovies)
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:58 |