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its occasionally seems unique enough to cover for the terrible production values and idiotic plot, but at the core its stupid, vacuous drivel. not that im mad or anything, i didn;t waste much time on it and what time i did waste was wasted years ago. water under the bridge. this thread is merely intended as a warning to people who think it might look or, heaven forbid; BE kinda good. its not, you're mistaken. feel free to post about other scrub tier sci fi shows like red dwarf. it has to be really bad and retarded though so, like, no shows like farscape. thanks.
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In before shower scene where water comes out of a penis structure.
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Oct 26, 2014 07:19
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I haven't seen those shows but I will take your word for it
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Captain Candiru posted:In before shower scene where water comes out of a penis structure. yeah that was totally not OK.
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i liked it 
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Even when I watched Lexx it was out of "What the gently caress is this poo poo?" 3AM curiosity. I never meant to tune in, nor watch it just... ended up on half the time. Sad too because I saw the movie first and read "Bumblefuck Janitor escapes with a warship" and thought "Somebody's making a show that's basically Space Quest!" If only. I can't say as if I hated it.. but I also can't say why I watched most of it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XwOKOkJB_c&t=364s
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Nathilus posted:its occasionally seems unique enough to cover for the terrible production values and idiotic plot, but at the core its stupid, vacuous drivel. not that im mad or anything, i didn;t waste much time on it and what time i did waste was wasted years ago. water under the bridge. this thread is merely intended as a warning to people who think it might look or, heaven forbid; BE kinda good. its not, you're mistaken. nice troll
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the best part about lexx is that somebody actually thought it was a good idea and a good show to put on tv
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opus111 posted:nice troll it was gonna be a way better troll i had a worst show poll in mind with three options lexx, red dwarf (goku option), and Voyager and red dwarf was gonna get all the votes, laffo. but my mouse is a little hosed up and on its last legs and double clicked through the initial post, denying me my perfect poll. alas. a hole-y ghost posted:i liked it i'm deeply sorry. Nathilus fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Oct 26, 2014 |
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Oct 26, 2014 07:24
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wait just a cotton pickin minute here lexx is the best late night sci-fi ever
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FuhrerHat posted:wait just a cotton pickin minute here i hate to be the one to inform you of this but youre a deeply hosed up and disturbed individual with horrid taste. there's no judgement here. it just is how it is. i understand. but you should probably NOT bring this kind of thing up around less empathetic company.
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Oct 26, 2014 07:31
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Lexx is that kind of show you watched because you were hoping for something sexy and then nothing really sexy ever happened but you still sort of felt dirty after watching it like it WAS porn so you just kept returning every episode.
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Oct 26, 2014 07:33
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what the hells a lexx
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It's like Sex but more like Goatse.cx.
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its a death-star analogue with a lot of penises. it is the last ship of the great insect race, built by a bunch of successive His Divine Shadows, the carriers of the ghost of the last insect. its MADE of PEEEOPLE. it gets stolen by a janitor and then used to futz around then destroy two or three whole universes. i hate this show, typing that made me measurably more retarded.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg_ur5I_qRA
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Oct 26, 2014 07:39
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:what the hells a lexx farscape with penises
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Nathilus posted:i hate to be the one to inform you of this but youre a deeply hosed up and disturbed individual with horrid taste. there's no judgement here. it just is how it is. i understand. but you should probably NOT bring this kind of thing up around less empathetic company. oh ok. i think ill dress as kai for halloween this year
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Oct 26, 2014 07:42
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hello yes wasn't this the fever dream of a sexually frustrated old treckkie?
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FuhrerHat posted:oh ok. people who don't know about lexx: kai is the most interesting character. he's dead. full stop. not vampire, undead, revenant or geist. just.... dead. he also goes to his death in the first few minutes of the series in a really awful shirt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYoq6sovr8Y this show is idiotic. Motherfucker posted:hello yes wasn't this the fever dream of a sexually frustrated old treckkie? nope its real. an unfortunate fact but a fact nonetheless.
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i'll watch practically anything sci-fi (we're talking stuff like one season-and-done Doug McClure vehicles from the 70s on youtube knockoff sites) and even I couldn't make it through the first few episodes/movies/whatever of this show the german chick was legit hot though
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The show was really bad but counterpoint:
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You care way too much about bad television
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And furthermore
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the dead dont care what u think about lexx op -kai
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Flesh Forge posted:The show was really bad but counterpoint: yes, she is hot as gently caress. i have to grant you that.
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Oct 26, 2014 08:08
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i hope a carrot robot goes up ops butt but then it turns out it wasnt a robot just a normal carrot and it got up his butt when he put it up there, with his hand, because then wont his face be red.
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Oct 26, 2014 08:09
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Awesome. Gonna watch LEXX now.
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 That is distinctly a titty on youtube
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Windows 98 posted:
And having watched that shower scene, you can now skip the entire rest of the show without missing anything.
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Oct 26, 2014 08:20
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does she squeeze some testicles at teh beginning for the cum shower
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:does she squeeze some testicles at teh beginning for the cum shower Yes.
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Farscape's better,sorry.
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Yeah, i tried to get through Lexx episodes for the reason the one guy said...I was hoping something sexy was gonna happen. Never saw nothing sexy
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ZombieParts posted:Yeah, i tried to get through Lexx episodes for the reason the one guy said...I was hoping something sexy was gonna happen. Never saw nothing sexy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAUfJi8ijCo
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*whole thread pauses for a few minutes*
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ZombieParts posted:Yeah, i tried to get through Lexx episodes for the reason the one guy said...I was hoping something sexy was gonna happen. Never saw nothing sexy Yeah Lexx was like fool's gold for masturbation when I was in my teens. It looks and sounds just like wank material, yet is profoundly unsexy.
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My ex swore farscape was really good and I actually made it through a season and then I got to an episode where the entire planet is lawyers and stopped watching
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It was still better than Tripping the Rift though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqyWNDON2vI For X-Men fans who know who Chuck Austen is.... he was involved with Tripping the Rift. Yeah.
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