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you are blessed with the powers of a rational mind and higher level thought and all you can think to do is blindly thrust until you discharge genetic material? You are a slave to base impulses and humanity is wasted on the human. go forage for grubs you disgusting animal.
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Says the non sex haver
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Oct 27, 2014 23:05
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sex is actually p cool op, you should try it sometime. i have a lot of sex
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what about gay sex
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spacejew posted:Says the non sex haver I choose not to because I'm not a troglodyte.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:08
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wrap it up, sexhavailures
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sex is about a lot more than blindly thrusting until you  and you'd know that if you ever had any lmao
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Oct 27, 2014 23:09
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Oh, it feels good? So does heroin.
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what about jerking off?
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Panniculus Rift posted:what about jerking off? Just as pathetic. Go read a book instead. Use that energy to better yourself.
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lets have sex
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Inevitable posted:Oh, it feels good? So does heroin. yeah. yeah thats right. thats a true statement right there
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Panniculus Rift posted:what about jerking off? As long as you ejaculate onto the ends of a girl's tampons so she will eventually insert it right before she begins her period then that counts as sex.
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Inevitable posted:Just as pathetic. Go read a book instead. Use that energy to better yourself. what if i read book to be better at sex smart guy???? didn't think of that,, did you
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Love is illogical
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Inevitable posted:Oh, it feels good? So does heroin. you should do heroin man
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Baba Ganoush posted:As long as you ejaculate onto the ends of a girl's tampons so she will eventually insert it right before she begins her period then that counts as sex. yeah that's what i meant when i said i have a lot of sex
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j/k
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OMFG FURRY posted:what if i read book to be better at sex smart guy???? didn't think of that,, did you Maybe you should read a book about the problems humanity faces and the next time you feel like jerking off try to come up with solutions to those problems instead.
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After not having sex for 3 months, I had sex on saturday night and sunday morning. Having sex is a lot better than not having sex.
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Inevitable posted:you are blessed with the powers of a rational mind and higher level thought and all you can think to do is blindly thrust until you discharge genetic material? You are a slave to base impulses and humanity is wasted on the human. go forage for grubs you disgusting animal. lmao higher level thought. in relation to what ? "animals"?
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Inevitable posted:Maybe you should read a book about the problems humanity faces and the next time you feel like jerking off try to come up with solutions to those problems instead. Tropic of Cancer, owned scrubadubdub
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1gnoirents posted:lmao higher level thought. in relation to what ? "animals"? Yeah, in relation to animals you retard. Animals don't understand art, they don't advance science or try to understand the nature of the universe, they just spend their time loving and fighting. It's time that we as a species put those things behind us.
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lol vurgin
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pretty happy there's more virgins on the gibbis that see the sad and disgusting truth about sex keep fighting the good fight, op
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The fact that "virgin" is being used as a pejorative, smh. Yeah, just because you stuck your dick in the first flesh that quivered at you sure makes you better than me, buddy. Enjoy your STDs and unwanted children.
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Inevitable posted:Yeah, in relation to animals you retard. Animals don't understand art, they don't advance science or try to understand the nature of the universe, they just spend their time loving and fighting. It's time that we as a species put those things behind us. I don't understand art either Except for video games Which are art
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Inevitable posted:Yeah, in relation to animals you retard. Animals don't understand art, they don't advance science or try to understand the nature of the universe, they just spend their time loving and fighting. It's time that we as a species put those things behind us. they will in a few measly million years dude
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I yank my rod pleasurelessly, knowing this is just a bullshit survival mechanism
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Sweet, new Catholicism thread.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:39
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Don't knock it till u try it
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Darth123123 posted:Don't knock it till u try it yeah, let me "try" putting a piece of me in a potentially disease-covered hole that can at best make me feel good for 45 seconds and at worst entrap me in a web of lies and depression for 18+ years
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Business Gorillas posted:yeah, let me "try" putting a piece of me in a potentially disease-covered hole that can at best make me feel good for 45 seconds and at worst entrap me in a web of lies and depression for 18+ years i fully encourage you not to, more for me
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Business Gorillas posted:yeah, let me "try" putting a piece of me in a potentially disease-covered hole that can at best make me feel good for 45 seconds and at worst entrap me in a web of lies and depression for 18+ years U wouldn't make 45 seconds admit it
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the truth lies somewhere in the middle....
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You can't run from sex Sex will find you Well maybe not you
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Inevitable posted:Oh, it feels good? So does heroin. That's a lovely false equivalence.
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It's OK I suppose, but it's so rude. Such an imposition.
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VendaGoat posted:the truth lies somewhere in the middle.... 
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I'm having sex rn OP, while listening to a book on tape and critically thinking about how I save humanity. maybe your problem is that you are too simple to do more than one thing at once? lol simpleton
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