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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Lycus posted:

I wonder how long he internally debated between writing "Nuclear Iran" or "Debt" there.

I think he's given up on DEBT for the time being. Wait for a Republican to get in and start a nine-year programme of massive borrowing, and then when the Democrat wins there'll be "WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED THE DEBT PROBLEM HUH" within three hours of the Oath.

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

:spooky:

I was working at my desk, late one night
When I moaned about how deadlines bite
For my ethics are so poor and never do rise
And predictably, to no surprise

He is a hack!
I am a monster hack
A monster hack!
I do love to be slack
A monster hack!
I routinely do jack
A monster hack!
I am a monster hack

From my repeat cartoons on the Middle East
To the copy pasting that I never cease
The proles all read from their humble commode
To be let down by my vile load

He is a hack!
I am a monster hack
A monster hack!
I do love to be slack
A monster hack!
I routinely do jack
A monster hack!
I am a monster hack

The McCoys are holding firm
And Kirschen is here long-term
The rest included Liccar
Ramirez, and his worm

This biz is rockin', all were digging the perk
Branco on tap, earned a check without work
The label-makers were about to prescribe
A tip from their talk, "Leave Work Before Five"

He is a hack!
I am a monster hack
A monster hack!
I do love to be slack
A monster hack!
I routinely do jack
A monster hack!
I am a monster hack

Out from his office, Day voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Opened the door and clutched his heart
and said "Which of you told them that I use google-searched art? "

He is a hack!
I am a monster hack
A monster hack!
I do love to be slack
A monster hack!
I routinely do jack
A monster hack!
I am a monster hack

Now everything's cool, Day's is back in our clan
And we monster hacks are the top of the land
For you, the working, this song was meant too
When you get to my job, tell them Gorrell sent you

He is a hack!
I am a monster hack
A monster hack!
I do love to be slack
A monster hack!
I routinely do jack
A monster hack!
I am a monster hack

Pants Donkey fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Oct 31, 2014

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Apologies to all who looked closely at the disgusting Wormbama mouthparts because of my post. I did not mean to hurt you so.

e: ugh his ears aren't even attached to anything. I'm gonna barf

It's like a praying mantis with a harelip.

Karma to Burn
Dec 21, 2012

You're too good for us, Rorus.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

drat Rorus, why you gotta smack Pkfan down like that? That's like showing an exhausted mason a full cathedral.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

This is like a joke a character would make in a comedy where they go "oh look at that amazing sight right in front of us!" while the camera is on them and have them describe something exciting and implausible, except it's not a joke and Tinsely is a giant hack who refuses to draw anything.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Obama's approval ratings in the previous year



dang... that plummeted like crazy...

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
This is the Halloween strip, issued for Friday.

I am placing 1:5 odds on Tinsley doing another strip on this theme on Saturday, November 1st, and even odds on him continuing it into next week after the Sunday comic. Any takers?

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


I have to admit this: at least the first panel is an okay funny parody of Obama making a surprised face, minus the fact that he really hosed up the irises. That this makes it better than at least half the cartoons he normally posts is depressing, because this backhanded compliment is the best I can offer.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Rorus Raz posted:

:spooky:

I was working at my desk, late one night
When I moaned about how deadlines bite
For my ethics are so poor and never do rise
And predictably, to no surprise

He is a hack!
I am a monster hack
A monster hack!
I do love to be slack
A monster hack!
I routinely do jack
A monster hack!
I am a monster hack

You're a forums treasure

XavierGenisi
Nov 7, 2009

:dukedog:


In his surprise to see such an improbable costume, Obama fails to make note of the slippery floor.

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012

crowoutofcontext posted:

Muir is writing himself into a corner again. His major character's preoccupations will seem groundless and delusional when the ebola virus threat disappears.

But I fully expect Muir to abandon this story-line mid-plot.

Weirdly, he seems to have already changed today's comic.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Sir Rolo posted:

Weirdly, he seems to have already changed today's comic.



It says a lot about Muir's life that he thinks someone fighting to not be stuck in their own house 24/7 is just making a big deal out of it for attention.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Progressives tend to project. Additionally, Obama is a self-absorbed racist and illegals are plotting to disenfranchise me.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

what song is this parodying?

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


I wonder if Tinsley thought for a single moment what the gently caress a "President's Approval Rating" costume would look like before he poo poo this out, or if he was blinded to how retarded his cartoon is by the sick burn he was going to lay on that no good black president.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Linguica posted:

Obama's approval ratings in the previous year



dang... that plummeted like crazy...

Tinsley's probably using that figure that the media dragged out for a while because of the abysmally bad numbers Obama got (that was a survey of rural Lousianan voters but hey noone needs to know that).

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Tinsley's probably using that figure that the media dragged out for a while because of the abysmally bad numbers Obama got (that was a survey of rural Lousianan voters but hey noone needs to know that).

Yeah, Katrina really hurt Obama's approval there.

(Am I joking? Somebody please tell me because I don't know.)

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Sir Rolo posted:

Weirdly, he seems to have already changed today's comic.


That person who is defying the government is putting ideology over american lives! :ironicat: I would have thought Muir would be supporting the hell out of her just for going against the government. Maybe he is fine with it because it is just a state and not Obama.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Farecoal posted:

what song is this parodying?

http://blip.tv/todds-pop-song-reviews/one-hit-wonderland-monster-mash-6419476

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I guess a society made entirely of popes IS the next step in human evolution. I always wanted to wear colorful hats and robes with gold fringes, but reproduction is gonna be tricky.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Iran is essentially peaceful; it reads classical literature and learned the social arts from Arabs. It only wants to be accepted and to have someone to love. It only begins lashing out at the world after being treated as a monster and betrayed by its creator - the US, who made room for the current order by supporting their overthrow of the Shah. AGC.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Jedit posted:

Iran is essentially peaceful; it reads classical literature and learned the social arts from Arabs. It only wants to be accepted and to have someone to love. It only begins lashing out at the world after being treated as a monster and betrayed by its creator - the US, who made room for the current order by supporting their overthrow of the Shah. AGC.
Michelle is going to be killed by a nuclear Iran. A Disturbing Cartoon.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I gotta admit, that is not a joke I saw coming.

TheGreenAvenger
Jun 23, 2005

I killed Chin the Conqueror.

Oh no, I laughed at a cartoon in this thread. :ohdear:

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

How dare the first lady want kids to eat healthy!

Jesus christ, I never fail to get angry at these cartoons. Michelle Obama's healthy eating campaign is seriously the most innocuous, unobjectionable thing possible.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Radical Islam
Spree Shooting
Liberalism
Ethics in Games Journalism
etc. etc.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

xthetenth posted:

Yeah, Katrina really hurt Obama's approval there.

(Am I joking? Somebody please tell me because I don't know.)

You are not joking.
29% of Louisiana Republicans blame Obama for Katrina

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Jedit posted:

Iran is essentially peaceful; it reads classical literature and learned the social arts from Arabs. It only wants to be accepted and to have someone to love. It only begins lashing out at the world after being treated as a monster and betrayed by its creator - the US, who made room for the current order by supporting their overthrow of the Shah. AGC.

Supporting the overthrow of the Shah? I think you have your history confused.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

His mouth is a dinosaur.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Ague Proof posted:

His mouth is a dinosaur.
This is correct. It really really is.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
Any day? Now!

Rushputin
Jul 19, 2007
Intense, but quick to finish

Rorus Raz posted:

Michelle is going to be killed by a nuclear Iran. A Disturbing Cartoon.

I'd be more worried about the environmental consequences of Iran setting itself on fire.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Rorus Raz posted:

Michelle is going to be killed by a nuclear Iran. A Disturbing Cartoon.

Only if America goes back on its promise to create a bride for Iran.

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?
Then Joe Biden has his brain transplanted into Nuclear Iran's body

Hitler B. Natural
Feb 11, 2014

My Two Libyans™

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

CampingCarl posted:

That person who is defying the government is putting ideology over american lives! :ironicat: I would have thought Muir would be supporting the hell out of her just for going against the government. Maybe he is fine with it because it is just a state and not Obama.

Remember when Muir applauded the people of Watertown for cooperating with police in their search for an armed individual who'd participated in the bombing of innocent citizens, the murder of a police officer, and had recently been involved in a shootout with police? Oh wait he didn't applauded them he chastized them using the ghosts of Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin saying stupid poo poo

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