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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

a starwar betamax posted:

:siren:MOD CHALLENGE: put the deodorant on your bod:siren:

what the

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
am i doing this right :nws:

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
nice try tahts your elbow.

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

Gunky Junket posted:

I suspect that your minuture world globe will be sent out in the post shortly, arriving in 7-14 days.

Donate it to the schools. They can learn miniature geography.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
If winner's first pic gets cropped just so, it'd look like a carrot + orifice. I'll have to keep that in mind for an avatar.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

I got one of those animal-themed ones that says something like "For the Man Who Likes Date Rape" on the cap and it feels a little creepy but Old Spice is still the best, yeah

This should not have had me laughing, but did. Probably all the overly sexualized commercials..

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Whirlwind Jones posted:

nice try tahts your elbow.

You got me

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

:eyepop:

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Ultraklystron posted:

Donate it to the schools. They can learn miniature geography.

Better yet, you could promise your missus the world - and actually deliver!
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Whirlwind Jones posted:

nice try tahts your elbow.

Hahaha! Yeah, I'm saying that over and over in my head too.. just hoping I'll eventually believe it. =)
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LoL! Yes, Officer.. as I understand it, you have indeed done it correctly.

Good job! Thank you for having no shame! :D

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Gunky Junket posted:

Better yet, you could promise your missus the world - and actually deliver!
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Hahaha! Yeah, I'm saying that over and over in my head too.. just hoping I'll eventually believe it. =)
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LoL! Yes, Officer.. as I understand it, you have indeed done it correctly.

Good job! Thank you for having no shame! :D

wtf ...

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp


So, Curious Lump, I see your "wtf" and raise you a "wtf even?"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Nov 5, 2014

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
it was a bad post

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Can you please expand on that and explain?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Nov 5, 2014

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Gunky Junket posted:

Can you please expand on that and explain? Why, in your opinion, was it a "bad post"? I'm not able to understand you if I don't know what you're talking about.

it was the same level of bad as all your other posts itt

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
jeez i used the deoderant y'all im not a god drat monster ive got to go out in public like a normal human

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
I am confused. I have only seen roll on and spray deodorants. What the gently caress is this chalk and gel stuff.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Corridor posted:

it was the same level of bad as all your other posts itt

Lol oh.. I understand now!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Nov 5, 2014

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

Gunky Junket posted:

Lol oh.. I understand now! You're using slang when you say the word "bad" in this instance. So, my posts are like outstandingly excellent and first-rate in this thread. Cool, thanks for clearing that up for me, Corridor.. you've been a great help. Thank you also for your kind words about my posts.. much appreciated. Cheers! :D

Holy poo poo go away

How did you get to be such a bad poster in only 6 days?

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Gunky Junket

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
goon projetc: spray axe on your balls and butt hole

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

Gunky Junket posted:

Lol oh.. I understand now! You're using slang when you say the word "bad" in this instance. So, my posts are like outstandingly excellent and first-rate in this thread. Cool, thanks for clearing that up for me, Corridor.. you've been a great help. Thank you also for your kind words about my posts.. much appreciated. Cheers! :D

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Leather Daddy posted:

Holy poo poo go away

How did you get to be such a bad poster in only 6 days?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Nov 5, 2014

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

generative grammer posted:

goon projetc: spray axe on your balls and butt hole

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Nov 5, 2014

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Gunky Junket posted:

Lol another pathetic little bandwagon jumper. Don't project your anal fantasies onto me, dude. Clearly it's you who's digging the sticky-date action. Smh! =)

no that was an invitation for everyone to lather their sensitive chut-chut areas with axe body spray =)

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

generative grammer posted:

no that was an invitation for everyone to lather their sensitive chut-chut areas with axe body spray =)

Hmmm.. *tilts head*..

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Nov 5, 2014

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Gunky Junket posted:

LoL! That's freakin' hilarious coming from the likes of you! You have no room, absolutely no room, to be talking about other people's posts considering the utter drivel that you yourself churn out. Hahaha.. have a look at yourself! =)


Lol well, duh! Everybody gets that avatar when they sign up. What kind of moron are you? Thousands of people have that, and you really think it's gonna bother me? Piss off, you loving wanker.. you're lame as hell. :D

please post your replies in image form

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

you irl posted:

please post your replies in image form




calm down everybody you gettin me sweatin and I need to use more deodorant

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

you irl posted:

please post your replies in image form

Is that what you mean?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Nov 5, 2014

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I sweat a ton, so my doctor gave me something that I put on like once every 2 months before I go to bed, and my pits don't sweat ever. It kind of rules. My insurance doesn't cover it, but it's like 17 bucks and lasts like 5 years.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Lmao if you don't use a 60/40 mixture of urine and semen as cologne

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I was using old spice but jumped to arm and hammer because that poo poo destroys odors in normal conditions so I bet it's ultra powerful covering your armpits in aluminum and baking soda

It works

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
So what is the status of this mod challenge....? Who put a deoderent on a bod

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Lmao if you don't use a 60/40 mixture of urine and semen as cologne

lol people still do 60/40? lemme ask my grandpa he used to run that mix

everybody i know runs straight (50/50) and i dont roll with no stinkers

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Gunky Junket posted:

As in draw up a cartoon? Is that what you mean?

whose alt is this

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

a starwar betamax posted:

So what is the status of this mod challenge....? Who put a deoderent on a bod

i normally dont, but today i did.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
good job. now post that pit

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
I accidentally bought one of the white chalky deodorants once and used it just fine for a week or two but then once I accidentally twisted it a bit too high and it snapped and fragmented so I threw it out and bought a different deodorant.

It's better than this current deodorant I have that is this stupid wheely-ball poo poo that you have to shake to get to apply but I only bought it 'cause it was like 2 euros instead of 7 or 8 euros like normal deodorant. WTF Europe, where is my Old Spice for $3.50?

That's my story of white chalky deodorant.

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Jesus Christ posted:

I accidentally bought one of the white chalky deodorants once and used it just fine for a week or two but then once I accidentally twisted it a bit too high and it snapped and fragmented so I threw it out and bought a different deodorant.

It sucks when this happens but it's the only real drawback to chalky white. I been using the stuff ever since I first went into hyperpuberty.

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