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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

No one ever talks about poor little WTC number 7

poor little guy with all those records and thermite.

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platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Say Nothing posted:

Rider wearing helmet, is OSHA compliant.



Wouldn't want the sheep to get injured, they're valuable.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Improbable Lobster posted:

That's why you use proper ventilation instead of just stacking poo poo on top of each other and hoping it doesn't get to hot.

No kidding, here's the before:



Nice job asshats.

Bonus warehouse shot



Warehouse in Thailand. No fire suppression. Pulling in about 2.16 million watts of power.

No insurance either so $3.6million in equipment gone.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Compare and contrast! Slo-mo in the 2nd half is awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYfJvzEppD8

Related video is nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZkAP-CQlhA

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Funny, the video title says squirrel, but the video itself says woodpecker (which is more plausible).

Either way, think of just how many loving hours of work that poor woodpecker/squirrel put in filling that thing. Man.

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled
http://youtu.be/PNUPHflTrRA

Crash test for a new Suzuki for Indian markets. Result: 0 stars out of five!

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Leperflesh posted:

Either way, think of just how many loving hours of work that poor woodpecker/squirrel put in filling that thing. Man.

I actually feel really sorry for it.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


In nature even the largest tree hollow would have overflowed already and instinct would have allowed it to realize it had stored enough acorns for winter.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
It's like Scrooge McDuck's Money Bin.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Letmebefrank posted:

http://youtu.be/PNUPHflTrRA

Crash test for a new Suzuki for Indian markets. Result: 0 stars out of five!

Other than no airbags to hold the people in place, it doesn't seem to do that terrible. It crumples properly before the passenger cabin.

door Door door
Feb 26, 2006

Fugee Face


quote:

thank god you are still alive. not just for your own sake either. if you had died than the government would have ceased the opportunity to ban bitcoin saying "sorry we had to ban it but its only for your own safety, you have to understand, bitcoin burns people alive".

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

smackfu posted:

Other than no airbags to hold the people in place, it doesn't seem to do that terrible. It crumples properly before the passenger cabin.

The passenger compartment does start to fail though. You can see the driver side door bend in and the dash pop off because of it. Seems survivable enough when hitting a stationary object at those speeds (assuming you're not losing your legs as the foot well collapses, can't really see what's going on there in the video), but I wouldn't want to be on the inside in a head-on collision or if it happened at highway speeds.

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled

smackfu posted:

Other than no airbags to hold the people in place, it doesn't seem to do that terrible. It crumples properly before the passenger cabin.

BTW: Indian news story on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfv2yXNkyh0 the other model is even worse!

The manufacturers comment that it fills all local requirements... And India has the worst road traffic safety record in the world (beat that Russia :ussr: !)

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Here's a 93 Suzuki Swift crash test, for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkgTSaSLO6I

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
i drive a euro swift sport and it's got a 5 star ncap rating. it's like they're actively trying to kill indians.

Mr Wikstroem
Nov 22, 2007

And now you read this in a seally Svedisch accent Jå?

Obscuritatem posted:

i drive a euro swift sport and it's got a 5 star ncap rating. it's like they're actively trying to kill indians.

They're actively working on trying to solve the overpopulation problem.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

India has such an advanced traffic infrastructure they never have to worry about two cars colliding. Don't google that or look at any gifs just take my word for it.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

smackfu posted:

Other than no airbags to hold the people in place, it doesn't seem to do that terrible. It crumples properly before the passenger cabin.

Yeah, unlike the Datsun Go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRzh8uLA1tM

"Hey guys crumple zones make cars safer right? Let's make the whole car a crumple zone, it'll be the safest thing ever! :v:"

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

looks solid as a rock compared to chinese cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5SRyG6UR2A

e: the swift not the datsun, holy poo poo

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Yeah, unlike the Datsun Go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRzh8uLA1tM

"Hey guys crumple zones make cars safer right? Let's make the whole car a crumple zone, it'll be the safest thing ever! :v:"

Still better than a G-Wiz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btw3DaqJbpI


Wall Balls posted:

looks solid as a rock compared to chinese cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5SRyG6UR2A

e: the swift not the datsun, holy poo poo

That's hilarious - the crumpling keeps going and going. It's like they made the entire car out of cheese.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


They should just replace the windshield with a pillow.

MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

spog posted:

That's hilarious - the crumpling keeps going and going. It's like they made the entire car out of cheese.

You call that a crash test? This is a crash test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caOqD54oxRA

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


MutantBlue posted:

You call that a crash test? This is a crash test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caOqD54oxRA

Ride in the trunk and it looks like you'll be good to go!

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Wall Balls posted:

looks solid as a rock compared to chinese cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5SRyG6UR2A

e: the swift not the datsun, holy poo poo

Bring Tab B-Pillar to Tab A-Pillar and crease the fold...

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
We we pretty lovely a while ago, too. '59 Chevy vs. 2009 Chevy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Bad Munki posted:

Ride in the trunk and it looks like you'll be good to go!

Funnily enough, this is the way most drunken Australian teens get around anyway so lucky them!

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Somebody find the Citroen 2CV one.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

We we pretty lovely a while ago, too. '59 Chevy vs. 2009 Chevy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g

Those highway safety videos always look like they were made in the 80s.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Leperflesh posted:

Funny, the video title says squirrel, but the video itself says woodpecker (which is more plausible).
Woodpeckers don't store acorns. As the name suggests they peck wood for insect larvae.

Krinkle posted:

In nature even the largest tree hollow would have overflowed already and instinct would have allowed it to realize it had stored enough acorns for winter.
You don't know a lot about rodents. They store poo poo for the sake of storing, there is no such thing as an instinct for "enough." Half of the oak trees in any given forest are former squirrel caches that got forgotten about and sprouted the following year. That antenna was probably the collective work of a whole group working over multiple years.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Phanatic posted:

We we pretty lovely a while ago, too. '59 Chevy vs. 2009 Chevy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g

Airbags are such an awesome invention

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

Airbags are such an awesome invention

Metal as gently caress when you think about it - "I'm driving around surrounded by explosives that will detonate if anything endangers me".

Last Transmission
Aug 10, 2011

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Metal as gently caress when you think about it - "I'm driving around surrounded by explosives that will detonate if anything endangers me".

Are we suddenly talking about Russian tankers here, now?

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Phanatic posted:

We we pretty lovely a while ago, too. '59 Chevy vs. 2009 Chevy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g

Clearly the Bel Air had no engine because the 50s were the peak of civilization and therefore infallible. Furthermore :byodood:

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

monkeytennis posted:

Somebody find the Citroen 2CV one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq5HkjhhUo0

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







5 ton truck, no load, 70 km/h

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Cardiovorax posted:

Woodpeckers don't store acorns. As the name suggests they peck wood for insect larvae.


Yes they do.

wiki posted:

Acorn woodpeckers, as their name implies, depend heavily on acorns for food. In some parts of their range (e.g., California), the woodpeckers create granaries or "acorn trees" by drilling holes in dead trees, dead branches, telephone poles, and wooden buildings. The woodpeckers then collect acorns and find a hole that is just the right size for the acorn. As acorns dry out, they are moved to smaller holes and granary maintenance requires a significant amount of the bird's time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acorn_woodpecker

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

spankmeister posted:

5 ton truck, no load, 70 km/h

More can be found here: http://crash.citroenz.biz/2CV/

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Well, so much for trying to look competent about birds. Figures there's be one weird sort just to prove me wrong for generalizing. :v:

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

MutantBlue posted:

You call that a crash test? This is a crash test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caOqD54oxRA

I seem to recall that this was actually a test of the new facility, not the car, and that the trunk was packed full of cement or something in order to maximize the hit on the wall. Could be mistaken/thinking of a different video, though.

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Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

FCKGW posted:

No kidding, here's the before:



Nice job asshats.

Bonus warehouse shot



Warehouse in Thailand. No fire suppression. Pulling in about 2.16 million watts of power.

No insurance either so $3.6million in equipment gone.

How. How do you even 'engineer' that? I had a nice bonfire in my garden last night (it was bonfire night), and I was careful to place the thing so the thermal radiance wouldn't cause a problem. How the gently caress do you not think about where the heat has to go.

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