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ExecuDork posted:I just explained this whole sequence of events - post your missed connection, Saskatoon, flat flat flat - to my GF and she had 2 responses: I've been to Snypekatoon so don't even attempt to tell me it doesn't suck.
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And I've been to the horrible, horrible hell that is Hamilton. At least here on the prairies we can blame the climate and weather for our troubles (I will not be defending the blandy mcblandness of the average Saskatchewan-born's tastes); in Hamilton it always comes down to the you-can-use-it-to-develop-film quality of the water in Lake Onterrible.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:25 |
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ExecuDork posted:I just explained this whole sequence of events - post your missed connection, Saskatoon, flat flat flat - to my GF and she had 2 responses: How long is this offer good for? Because in a few years, I wanna visit Tisdale, SK and I'd cook you dinners for lodging!
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:25 |
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The answer is conditional on your response to this question: Is the reason you want to visit Tisdale the fact that its motto is "The Land of Rape and Honey"? This question comes from my GF, who just now tried and failed to get an account - something wrong with the credit card system I guess. Not that your response *really* matters, because the motto of the whole drat (flat) province used to be "The Land of Rape and Honey". Seriously, I've been through Tisdale, it's right there on the sign at the edge of town. To partly answer your question: we'll be here for at least the next 6 months, possibly a year or two longer. Long-term plans are not something I can do. But if we're still here, yes, absolutely a fellow X-700 lovin' fool can crash on our (surprisingly comfortable) couch. EDIT: I'm reading the wiki entry for Tisdale and it mentions the shootout just outside of town in 1920. I stopped at that "Point of Interest" on a Sunday Drive a few years ago. Most "Point of Interest" highway markers here boil down to "There was a school here", but the one just outside Tisdale is bad-rear end. Setting fire to the hay-bale a train-robber was hiding inside is part of the story. ExecuDork fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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ExecuDork posted:This question comes from my GF, who just now tried and failed to get an account - something wrong with the credit card system I guess. If she gets an account just for this I'll give her a Piss Christ av if she wants.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:40 |
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Saskatoon sounds like something a Bigfoot would spit into
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 17:09 |
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Let's compromise and have Dorkcon2015 at a legion hall in Moose Jaw.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 17:54 |
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try it with a lime posted:a legion hall in Moose Jaw. leave your mother out of this
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 18:01 |
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Does Moose Jaw have any of: a) Mountains b) Docks on the water c) Benches d) Trees e) Urban decay f) Bugs Otherwise when people show up they won't have anything to take pictures of.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 18:03 |
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xzzy posted:Does Moose Jaw have any of: you forgot homeless and tits
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 18:18 |
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Whitezombi posted:you forgot homeless and tits Every place has those.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 19:02 |
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xzzy posted:Does Moose Jaw have any of: a) No. Hilariously no. b) Probably. There's a small river running through town, somebody probably ties a rowboat to a dock on it every once in a while. c) Yes. Of course! d) Yes. Surprisingly, because this is southern Saskatchewan we're talking about, where trees are notable by their general absence. e) Only a little in-town, but Saskatchewan includes many, many ghost towns abandonded in the 1970's and 1980's. Plus Rural Decay in the form of abandoned farmhouses and old granaries and other agricultural facilities since taken over by corporate Ag. f) In the summer, the mosquitoes will carry you away and dessicate your corpse if you're not careful. Relatively few homeless, in this province most homeless people either die of exposure in winter, move to Victoria, or get jobs in uranium mines in the north. The Legion Hall has a mural on the side, would that attract any Dorkroom goons?
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 20:32 |
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ExecuDork posted:The Legion Hall has a mural on the side, would that attract any Dorkroom goons? I bet they have a meat draw as well.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 02:39 |
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Dread Head posted:I bet they have a meat draw as well. dont know what that is but im in
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 02:58 |
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Whitezombi posted:dont know what that is but im in
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:08 |
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Whitezombi posted:dont know what that is but im in You guys don't have this? Most legion halls here do a raffle with a prize of like thirty pounds of various good quality meats.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:18 |
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CreppyMonkey posted:You guys don't have this? Most legion halls here do a raffle with a prize of like thirty pounds of various good quality meats. I don't think so. Mostly legion halls here are filled with old dudes chugging $1 8oz draughts of Old Milwaukee.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:21 |
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CreppyMonkey posted:You guys don't have this? Most legion halls here do a raffle with a prize of like thirty pounds of various good quality meats. nah we just go to the grocery store and buy meat
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:40 |
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Whitezombi posted:nah we just go to the grocery store and buy meat how bourgeois
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:44 |
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Lots of footy/cricket/bowls clubs get into it too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_raffle
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 04:32 |
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AIIAZNSK8ER posted:That was a real encounter. I was walking back to my car and for whatever reason felt compelled to comment on the dog. I wish you had said something. It's funny that you remember what I look like. If you are still in town, say hello, and I'll buy you a drink. Was just in town briefly with family to visit my sister. I'll be passing back through and spending Saturday night, but probably too late to hang out
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 19:48 |
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Dread Head posted:I bet they have a meat draw as well. They probably have a Steak Pit one day of the week (most likely Saturday). More-or-less what it sounds like.
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 02:50 |
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want to win me a tray of meat that has been sitting in a room full of drunk people at room temperature for 8 hours
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 15:15 |
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Whitezombi posted:want to win me a tray of meat that has been sitting in a room full of drunk people at room temperature for 8 hours Text me
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# ? Oct 30, 2014 15:24 |
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Saw Nightcrawler today, swap the video cameras for DSLR's and it's basically a Dorkroom biography.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 05:49 |
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xzzy posted:Saw Nightcrawler today, swap the video cameras for DSLR's and it's basically a Dorkroom biography. So which of us looks like Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Riz Ahmed, or Bill Paxton?
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spog posted:So which of us looks like Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Riz Ahmed, or Bill Paxton? Bill Paxton is in it? Off to the movies I go!
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 09:55 |
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i look like Rene Russo
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:38 |
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spog posted:So which of us looks like Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Riz Ahmed, or Bill Paxton? We are all Jake Gyllenhaal.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:40 |
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spog posted:So which of us looks like Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Riz Ahmed, or Bill Paxton? soundmonkey
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 19:11 |
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shortbus
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 22:38 |
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ExecuDork posted:shortbus poo poo yeah that's way better
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 01:21 |
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ExecuDork posted:The answer is conditional on your response to this question: Is the reason you want to visit Tisdale the fact that its motto is "The Land of Rape and Honey"? Sorry, I forgot all about my post. I want to visit Tisdale because it's my last name. And it's the land of rape and honey. I'd most likely have a wife and kid in tow so I'd find a hotel room anyway, but I'd still totally cook you some Southern cookings.
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 06:51 |
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If any of you come to melbourne, australia you can stay in my house. I'm like 45minute from the CBD by tram, which is pretty close. Also I'm a nurse as of two hours ago so I can look at your haemorrhoids and poo poo. Let me know! EDIT: I don't want to look at your haemorrhoids unless they're epic. Thanks
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 08:09 |
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the dorkroom will have its very own goatse
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 15:25 |
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eagerly awaiting the first pictures of someone's houseguest sleeping
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 15:29 |
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pseudonordic posted:Sorry, I forgot all about my post. I want to visit Tisdale because it's my last name. And it's the land of rape and honey. I'd most likely have a wife and kid in tow so I'd find a hotel room anyway, but I'd still totally cook you some Southern cookings. This is from the nearby town of Star City (a sad, sad lying shadow of its namesake in Kazakhstan) in March. Don't come in March unless you really, really like frostbite. SD 050 Star City by Execudork, on Flickr July. Come in July, you can laugh at us Saskatcheweeners when we complain about the heat, and we can laugh at your puzzlement over the sunset happening at 9:30pm. This is pretty representative of Saskatchewan in late June. It's a bit drier in July and August. SD 063 23 Highway 14 by Execudork, on Flickr Helmacron posted:If any of you come to melbourne, australia you can stay in my house. I'm like 45minute from the CBD by tram, which is pretty close. Also I'm a nurse as of two hours ago so I can look at your haemorrhoids and poo poo. Let me know!
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 17:11 |
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Don't worry, I'm sure that after your 20 hour flight and 45 minute tram ride you'll have something to show him.
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 18:32 |
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xzzy posted:Does Moose Jaw have any of: Here's a random Flickr guy who does Sask/Alberta prairie photography and is not terrible: https://www.flickr.com/photos/bonedad/
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Oh and if you want to visit Calgary you have like 5 dorkroomers to choose from! It's the Portland of the North* *not really at all
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