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Delizin posted:I'm late to the how bad did the military gently caress you up chat, but anyway here is the profile they gave me for like the last 2 years of service. Got my nervous system all hosed to poo poo. So pretty much did what ever I wanted and no one gave me a hard time about it since I still showed up for work and did my job to some extent. This is an achievement.
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that is the first real dead man walking profile that i've ever seen. it needs to be posted in every op of every gip thread forever.
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Nov 7, 2014 22:18
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that is the holy loving grail besides hearing loss, tinnitus, 2 fractured vertebrae and drinking and smoking the feels away i am p good
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Nov 7, 2014 22:44
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universal veteran's knee (L&R), 10% each and tinnitus should be assumed for anyone who was in the military, imo we should march on dc bonus army style until every honorably discharged vet gets that, then the frogman who whacked obl can quit running his suck about his "lost" bennies
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Nov 7, 2014 23:02
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DownByTheWooter posted:universal veteran's knee (L&R), 10% each and tinnitus should be assumed for anyone who was in the military, imo They gave me 0% for my knees because I have full range of motion. How much they hurt is irrelevant.
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Delizin posted:I'm late to the how bad did the military gently caress you up chat, but anyway here is the profile they gave me for like the last 2 years of service. Got my nervous system all hosed to poo poo. So pretty much did what ever I wanted and no one gave me a hard time about it since I still showed up for work and did my job to some extent. Still have to shave 
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:Still have to shave A white guy in my unit got a shave chit once for poison ivy on his face. Rocked a full beard for drill weekend.
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Nov 7, 2014 23:28
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I've seen two white guys with pretty much permanent no shave chits. One was Irish and the other looked Irish as gently caress, if it matters
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Nov 7, 2014 23:55
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I almost feel left out that I have no known problems from my service.
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Nov 8, 2014 00:23
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ded posted:I almost feel left out that I have no known problems from my service.
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ded posted:I almost feel left out that I have no known problems from my service.
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ded posted:I almost feel left out that I have no known problems from my service.
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Nov 8, 2014 01:17
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My job was supply. Back and knees are going to be hosed from lifting. I also count like rainman from my 3+ years of being in charge of inventorying buckets of screws. I also can't stop stealing poo poo. The last two arnt on my disability rating, but I feel like it should. Hearing is hosed from being flight line for 4ish years. I also can't stop saying ma'am which is becoming a problem at my part time coffee shop job. Apparently hipsters don't like it.
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gently caress hipsters. Sabotage the cappuccino machine just so you can repeat, "I'm sorry, ma'am, poo poo's broken" for the duration of your shift.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:gently caress hipsters. Sabotage the cappuccino machine just so you can repeat, "I'm sorry, ma'am,
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Nov 8, 2014 03:30
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"Negative, ma'am. Please stand by, ETA on your joe is ten mikes."
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Nov 8, 2014 03:32
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"I don't tell you what TTPs to use, don't tell me how to gently caress my goat."
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Nov 8, 2014 03:33
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Brew control is gonna be pissed when they get down here.
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KirbyKhan posted:I also can't stop saying ma'am which is becoming a problem at my part time coffee shop job. Apparently hipsters don't like it. What art degree did you get?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Brew control is gonna be pissed when they get down here.
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You better unfuck yourself and tag that poo poo out before the city health inspector gets here.
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Nov 8, 2014 05:44
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Interstellar is goddamn incredible.
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DownByTheWooter posted:You better unfuck yourself and tag that poo poo out before the city health inspector gets here. It would be hilarious to see lock out/tag outs in Starbucks.
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Nov 8, 2014 06:03
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holocaust bloopers posted:Interstellar is goddamn incredible. Can't wait to see it this weekend
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Nov 8, 2014 06:50
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Can't wait to see it this weekend See it on proper IMAX if able.
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holocaust bloopers posted:See it on proper IMAX if able. Yeah if I'm gonna see a movie about matthew mccon...whatever in space its GONNA be in imax.
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Nov 8, 2014 07:27
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John Wick is pretty awesome too.
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Slim Pickens posted:What art degree did you get? Creative writing. It will look better when writing his autobiography "Soldier of misfortune: suicide in the supply room"
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Nov 8, 2014 08:15
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Instead of using my GI bill to learn how to creatively write I make friends with local negros and purchase cannabis from them. I then write on the Internet while listening to jazz and NPR, all the while smoking the aforementioned Negroes cannabis. It's the IRL liberal arts degree version of "up down up down left right left right a b a select" NES cheat codes. Real talk.
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Nov 8, 2014 15:47
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Obama Africanus posted:Instead of using my GI bill to learn how to creatively write I make friends with local negros and purchase cannabis from them. I then write on the Internet while listening to jazz and NPR, all the while smoking the aforementioned Negroes cannabis. real talk: make hard copies of your SA postings and submit them as surrealist poems for whatever college english class you're taking.
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Nov 8, 2014 16:18
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I was admin in the Navy and didnt have any problems when I got out and still don't. Maybe I have hearing loss from running around a carrier not having adequate or any ear protection or maybe something from working parties. Sometimes I think I have a problem hearing things and a joint hurts but I attribute that to loud music and not taking care of myself since I got out. IDK it's been 3 years but my vet buddies tell me to go in and get something documented.
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Nov 8, 2014 16:21
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Obama Africanus posted:Instead of using my GI bill to learn how to creatively write I make friends with local negros and purchase cannabis from them. I then write on the Internet while listening to jazz and NPR, all the while smoking the aforementioned Negroes cannabis. it's up up down down left right left right b a start you loving PIECE OF poo poo lol can you imagine if this were the games forum
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Fart Sandwiches posted:lol can you imagine if this were the games forum Two red titles bought and half a page of probations for derailing. j/k kewpuh doesn't do poo poo
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Nov 8, 2014 16:56
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Real talk, I am applying for a creative writing MFA and you people inspire me in many ways. I'm already a welfare queen sadbrains so I may as well enjoy the ride if I can afford to be poor
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Zeris posted:Real talk, I am applying for a creative writing MFA and you people inspire me in many ways. Careful, I think we might have 1 or 2 STEM guys that haven't completely melted down yet. They're super judgmental 
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Nov 8, 2014 17:26
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Dean Koontz' School of Narrative Excellence bags another!
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Victor Vermis posted:Careful, I think we might have 1 or 2 STEM guys that haven't completely melted down yet. 6fygm9
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Almost done with my computer science major. About a year left. Just barrel through. Already broken down a few times. Whatever you do just dont sit there and mope without getting help.
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Mad Pino Rage posted:I was admin in the Navy and didnt have any problems when I got out and still don't. Maybe I have hearing loss from running around a carrier not having adequate or any ear protection or maybe something from working parties. Sometimes I think I have a problem hearing things and a joint hurts but I attribute that to loud music and not taking care of myself since I got out. IDK it's been 3 years but my vet buddies tell me to go in and get something documented. Post up how it goes if you do. I know none of my poo poo is in my medical records, and every time I've gone to the VA just to get an ID card I got nothing but poo poo. I haven't gone back because next time it happens I'll probably end up getting escorted out.
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ded posted:I almost feel left out that I have no known problems from my service. I'm stuck with chronic potty mouth and acute patriotism deficiency, but other than that I'm basically fine.
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