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Seriously though other than weed, booze, tabaco, and the poo poo prescribed to me for a good reason, I have been sober off all hard drugs since 2010 and my life has been considerably better. Sorry you are all bitter fucks who need cocaine to feel alive for 23 minutes.
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Windows 98 posted:Seriously though other than weed, booze, tabaco, and the poo poo prescribed to me for a good reason, I have been sober off all hard drugs since 2010 and my life has been considerably better. Sorry you are all bitter fucks who need cocaine to feel alive for 23 minutes. *pops a handful of prescription benzos, oxys and adderall* loving urban ferals and their crack-dealing ways corrupting our neighborhoods. druggies are ruining this country and im afraid to send my kids to public school *pops a few more and manically cleans up after kids*
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 18:31 |
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i love me some weed and tbh i like the drink too but i'm only a frequent flyer on the former. my bro developed an alcohol-related cancer and died in his mid twenties at the hands of the shittiest healthcare system in the western world so i'm kinda sketch about touchin the bottle these days
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 18:46 |
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TOILETLORD posted:i almost want to start smoking becasue i feel i need a new addictive habit, i just can't afford it, bet if i started smoking i'd be up to 3 packs a day in under a year. cigs are terrible vape weed instead.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:cigs are terrible vape weed instead. i can't believe how many responses i get for saying retarded poo poo half the time.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 19:14 |
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haha, yeah. you sure fooled me, bro!
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 19:18 |
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Windows 98 posted:Seriously though other than weed, booze, tabaco, and the poo poo prescribed to me for a good reason, I have been sober off all hard drugs since 2010 and my life has been considerably better. Sorry you are all bitter fucks who need cocaine to feel alive for 23 minutes. sorry you turned into a sanctimonious prick *inhales smoke, blows it in your face* e: for reals though cocaine is expensive, not worth it anyway Xachariah fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Nov 17, 2014 |
# ? Nov 17, 2014 19:41 |
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My friend's 11-year-old son legit starting crying and told my friend he was doing drugs, because he found my friend's pack of smokes in the car. Like, holy gently caress, I had no idea what it might look like if D.A.R.E. actually worked, but I think that's it.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 19:53 |
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shiksa posted:sucks that you can't crack open a beer and watch football, id probably just off myself at that point tbh
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:42 |
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Tebulot posted:Yeah welcome to living in Australia, the most expensive place in existence, where even drm games on steam cost more than the original release price due to import tax. Somehow. Yeah see I hear Australians complain about this a bunch but then someone posted the average income for an Australian and it was like more than twice the average income for people in the US or Europe. So loving suck it up and pay your 100 bucks for a video game.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:50 |
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I quit drinking for a while, but now I started again and it rules pretty much. I don't remember why I ever stopped in the first place, something about it taking over my life and making me into an rear end in a top hat, idk.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:54 |
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don't know if drunkposting is still probatable so i either am or am not sober
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:55 |
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quakster posted:27 years, never been drunk on alcohol. tried it a few times but neither my tastebuds nor my digestion care for it. everyone i've interacted with while they were drunk acted like a loving sub-autist idiot and the feeling of solitude caused by this contributed to my own mental issues. hth, op haha this is really sad. you sound really fun, buddy. whats with you guys and autism, jesus christ.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:24 |
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the only way I quit smoking was to switch to snus, the only way I could quit drinking was to kill myself.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:29 |
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Momohime Katsumi posted:like playing a meaningful video game or watching a thought provoking episode of evangelion. Haha, pretty funny, n1n1
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:30 |
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it's not ok to call peopel retards now but for some reason you can call people autists??? smdh.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:52 |
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Momohime Katsumi posted:it's not ok to call peopel retards now but for some reason you can call people autists??? smdh. being autistic is a choice
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:13 |
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I only want to drink when I'm drinking. Which is always.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:16 |
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last week i was walking by a park and some kids were smoking week. they offered me a few hits. i havent smoked weed in a while but i went back home and had a really nice time hanging out with my girlfriend. the weed made all the blessings in my life really obvious, and i was filled with a large sense of gratitude. it was nice
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:25 |
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i'd say that getting wasted a couple of times a month is good for you cause it will make you see how everything you're worrying about is bullshit (especially if you're living in one of the safest and most prosperous countries) and you'll be contributing to society by paying ridiculous alcohol taxes
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:31 |
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Actually being drunk or inebriated is retarded 13 year old poo poo
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:51 |
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Tebulot posted:I'm quitting smoking and it loving sucks just saying same
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:56 |
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Join us.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:59 |
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we had a bagger at work get nicotine poisoning, because she chewed while he worked. the problem was he couldn't spit at all and had to keep swallowing his tobacco juice.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 23:20 |
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Some motherfuckers can't control their drinking, and it sucks for everybody. Once they start, they can't stop themselves from just going fuckin bananas. Nothing like knockin' back a few drinks with your coworkers after your shift and getting a nice little buzz going among everybody. Except one cat who just gets loving absurdly wasted and forces everyone else to babysit them and make sure they don't die Also cool to have house parties and end up with some random drunkie nobody recognizes spend the night at your place without even asking because they can't help but drink to the death every time
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 23:47 |
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Whatev posted:Some motherfuckers can't control their drinking, and it sucks for everybody. Once they start, they can't stop themselves from just going fuckin bananas. Nothing like knockin' back a few drinks with your coworkers after your shift and getting a nice little buzz going among everybody. Except one cat who just gets loving absurdly wasted and forces everyone else to babysit them and make sure they don't die can you please stop doxxing me for ten loving seconds
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 23:49 |
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Waking up early with no hangover is always a plus.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 23:54 |
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I'm not sure which is more annoying.. people who get hosed up all the time and make it define them, or people who don't get hosed up all the time and make it define them. Nobody cares, except self help people. Go join scientology or something.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 23:55 |
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i'm sober until I sit up and can reach the coffee table again spoiler alert: there ain't no coffee on it oh no
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Windows 98 posted:Seriously though other than weed, booze, tabaco, and the poo poo prescribed to me for a good reason, I have been sober off all hard drugs since 2010 and my life has been considerably better. Sorry you are all bitter fucks who need cocaine to feel alive for 23 minutes. apart from all of these drugs, i've been completely sober. yeah hard drugs suck, but c'mon man lol
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 00:50 |
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hallucinogens are okay as well i hear, but yeah gently caress hard drugs.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:24 |
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If you're worried about smelling like a nasty dumpster after smoking just get a good e-cig nerds, it's actually cheaper in the long run and it tastes and smells good and it's not as lovely for you. Downside is you look like a dweeb if you use it in public
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:27 |
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e-cig vapor is still disgusting if you're sitting next to someone. I don't really care if it's healthier for the smoker/vapor, it's still annoying as h*ck.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:55 |
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shiksa posted:stop bullshittin man, being sober loving sucks. and i dont mean "not drinking or doing drugs for a long period" i just mean not being inebriated. sorry you cant control yourself from getting out of hand, honestly neither can i but i can get up for work in the morning. sucks that you can't crack open a beer and watch football, id probably just off myself at that point tbh Lets be honest, you'll probably off yourself anyways.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:56 |
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mng posted:e-cig vapor is still disgusting if you're sitting next to someone. I don't really care if it's healthier for the smoker/vapor, it's still annoying as h*ck. plus the smoker himself is more than likely a smug lolbertarian redditor who'd be insufferable regardless
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gggiiimmmppp posted:what kind of idiot starts smoking lol
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 02:26 |
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i wanna drink so fuckin' bad. i'm not counting the days up from last drink. rather, i'm counting down the days till my next drink: march 1, 2016.
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Katamari Democracy posted:Waking up early with no hangover is always a plus. Feels good man. Feels good seeing my friends' gigantic beer guts.
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Whatev posted:Some motherfuckers can't control their drinking, and it sucks for everybody. Once they start, they can't stop themselves from just going fuckin bananas. Nothing like knockin' back a few drinks with your coworkers after your shift and getting a nice little buzz going among everybody. Except one cat who just gets loving absurdly wasted and forces everyone else to babysit them and make sure they don't die thats called being an alcoholic. I drink like that and thats why i dont drink. if you drink like this i recommend stopping, youll probably have more fun without drinking anyway. for these people the saying "one is too many, and 12 isn't enough' holds.
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i only drink when i'm out almost every other week, hopefully enough to get a good buzz goin, almost never really more than that; i'm pretty tall so it takes a lot of drinking to get really hammered, way more than is really convenient. i don't really get people who get addicted to it, it's pleasant but its no ninties-internet
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