1-17 Watch: The Oakland Raiders

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

old dog child posted:

Can we just use this thread as the GDT for all Oakland games? Every depressing topic gets its own thread...

I am nearly done with my own GDT. It will be good and decent.

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Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I believe in you, Raiders

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Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Benne posted:

I believe in you, Raiders

bad idea

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:28

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Parmesan Basil posted:

I am nearly done with my own GDT. It will be good and decent.

holy poo poo :drat:

this needs to be here:

Parmesan Basil posted:

Oakland is wrong for America. The Raiders are Evil and they are hopelessly so. If you support Oakland, you support their Evil.
If you are unfamiliar with why Oakland is Bad and Should Be Punished allow me to offer up some research.

Here is an explanation of our long rivalry with the Evil Forces: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiefs%E2%80%93Raiders_rivalry
The Chiefs have a record of 57-51-2 (or excuse me 58-51-2 after we roll to a swift [and just] win) against the Foul Miscreants and that positive margin must be maintained. Evil cannot win. Jack Tatum cannot win. The Ur-Evil Lord Al Davis must not ever have a positive win margin against any team and we must all fight to prevent the Raiders from success in any era in the future. That goes for a team as old as the Packers or as new as the Texans. The Raiders must be stopped

This game is part of a new era in Football. The Raiders will not win a game this season (unless a certain other Evil AFC West team gifts them a win. Evil is always friendly with Evil) and I believe they should be prevented from winning a significant number of games for the rest of their stay in Oakland or LA.

Many of you are asking why hate the Raiders so much. There are countless reasons but I will start with the simple ones.

They are the only team with an Evil mascot. No other team has a mascot based on a criminal. Consider this: What does a Raider raid? Bank accounts? Gas station cash registers? YOUR house? It could be any or all of those. I suspect if they were founded today, they would be called the Murderers or the Killers. Just ghastly!

Also, please note they allowed Jack Tatum to be on the team after he gleefully paralyzed a man. What's up with that garbage?
Here's a list of Raiders still celebrated and loved by their Evil Team despite their crimes: http://www.utsandiego.com/nfl/arrests-database/?appSession=369131741350200&RecordID=&PageID=2&PrevPageID=&cpipage=1&CPISortType=&CPIorderBy=

Sure, many teams have bad people on them, but you could basically add another hundred names to this list for the entire existence of this horrid franchise. The team has never attempted to repent from all their sinning ways. They never will, either. They are infected with sin. They allow Evil to happen, they create Evil, and they are Evil. The best case scenario for this team is for them to be forced to move to San Antonio to build a new, cleaner, nicer franchise. I support this move and would hope Mark "Lapdog" Davis would see the Light of Goodness and go through with it.

Rules of this thread:
NO TROLLING
NO BRONCOS FANS: We will have enough Evil in this thread!
NO MENTION OF THE FOULEST BASTARD IN THE ENTIRE WORLD (pardon my language): You know him as "Rich Gannon" but I will not allow his name to be uttered in this wholesome and clean thread.
If you have a stream for this game, please post it! People worldwide need to see Oakland get creamed by America's Team.

God bless you all. Go Chiefs.