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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

This was not on my schedule as previously discussed. Please halt all activities until…I think 2 weeks from now, maybe one. It was in the P.O.

:witch: 13th page. See?

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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


can we see another picture of the toilet paper explosion?

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Lowtax you should make them all play EDF with you. Show them the way.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
BOG SLUGS

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

spooky girlfriend posted:

I would like to see Lowtax's nook and Garbage day's cranny, thanks in advance.

spooky

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Breadallelogram posted:

can we see another picture of the toilet paper explosion?
That's a goodbye gift courtesy of shmorky

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Lowtax posted:

That's a goodbye gift courtesy of shmorky

why not auction it off, basket included.

it's like the final art piece.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

OK, I just checked. This was postponed until December 2nd. Everything is fine.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Lowtax posted:

That's a goodbye gift courtesy of shmorky

that was very generous

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Lowtax posted:

That's a goodbye gift courtesy of shmorky

So... I guess this maybe isn't the right place for this or anything, but what happened there? Is he not going to contribute to the site any more?

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Smorky's office was sealed shut. No one dared ask why.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


White Dog Eggs posted:

So... I guess this maybe isn't the right place for this or anything, but what happened there? Is he not going to contribute to the site any more?

he left a parting gift, what gives you the idea that something bad happened??

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Breadallelogram posted:

he left a parting gift, what gives you the idea that something bad happened??

Years ago I did a few hardcore cleaning jobs. My experience with big piles of toilet paper in toilets is not good.

E: Someone poke the pile with a stick, for science.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Deathface posted:

Lowtax, does your dog still suck at popcorn?

That dog was a loving fiend for potato chips. Also the most adorable pup I've seen in a while.

Had a great time out there, shame I could only stay to watch Rats though. Thanks to folks being game enough to split the beer I brought with me, I could've never drank all of that by myself.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Computers and corpses are a bad combination.

Also gently caress you to Ubisoft for ruining the Far Cry 4 cooperative experience.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Maybe Shmorky is in the trash can.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Lowtax can you snail mail me a scrap of paper from SA HQ? I'll try and frame it, show it off to friends.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Shmorky finally went through with his penis-ectomy so that's what's in the can

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SA is moving to a lower cost state in a attempt to reduce business overhead.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

etalian posted:

SA is moving to a lower cost state in a attempt to reduce business overhead.

so like, Guatemala?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

etalian posted:

SA is moving to a lower cost state in a attempt to reduce business overhead.
I'm working out of my drat apartment / house because there's only two of us in the office so there's no point in having it!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gnarlyhotep posted:

so like, Guatemala?

No Texas, I'm sure you could get some tax credits for moving in a high tech business and also for having a gun nut forum.

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer
If only I knew this was happening earlier. Next time perhaps.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

eatenmyeyes posted:

If only I knew this was happening earlier. Next time perhaps.
Pretty sure I'm only moving out of the office once.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Lowtax posted:

I'm working out of my drat apartment / house because there's only two of us in the office so there's no point in having it!

First two Xbones now a house AND an apartment? Check your privilege Richard

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

The Rage posted:

First two Xbones now a house AND an apartment? Check your privilege Richard
aargh

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Lowtax posted:

Pretty sure I'm only moving out of the office once.

what if you move out of your home office?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

etalian posted:

No Texas, I'm sure you could get some tax credits for moving in a high tech business and also for having a gun nut forum.

we would love to have SA set up shop here in our great state

me and texaholic would personally barbecue for the welcoming party

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Lowtax posted:

Pretty sure I'm only moving out of the office once.

hire me so you can justify keeping the office, then fire me so you can have another moving out party

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
Lowtax you can share my home office for free. There is an Ikea table you can put your computers on, but you have to bring your own chair. Free tap water, and bathroom is kept stocked 24/7 with complimentary toilet paper! Bandwidth will be throttled if you hog it all :argh:

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

haha still can't get over SA having a loving office lol richard

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

SilkyP posted:

haha still can't get over SA having a loving office lol richard
lol yeah its crazy a business having an office, what was I thinking

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
I'll come by tomorrow afternoon, 1 or 2-ish.

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



When you move out will you have to change the name from Something Awful to Nothing Awful? :ohdear:

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Lowtax posted:

lol yeah its crazy a business having an office, what was I thinking

"WE ARE A COMEDY WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET"

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Why did Shmorky leave the toilet paper explosion? That's my only question.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

egon_beeblebrox posted:

Why did Shmorky leave the toilet paper explosion? That's my only question.
Hell if I know

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

troubled teen posted:

"WE ARE A COMEDY WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET"

I am really proud of them for winning Pleasant Hill's Tackiest Business of the Year for 2009.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Maybe the ex wife is getting the office as part of the divorce

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

loco moco posted:

Maybe the ex wife is getting the office as part of the divorce
yes, my ex wife is getting the office we lease, that's completely absolutely it

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