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Oberleutnant posted:how does what help wearing a watch that tells you taht you are running while you are running e: didn't know that a smartphone counts, I have one of those
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is it gay if you put a fleshlight in your rear end and have someone gently caress it
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:39 |
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heres me on a quick outing to a local urban center.... got my full load out prepped and ready. nothing fancy but i sacrifice complexity for mobility on tyhis one
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:39 |
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^^ what's in the vialsFerroque posted:is it gay if you put a fleshlight in your rear end and have someone gently caress it no
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:39 |
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Ferroque posted:is it gay if you put a fleshlight in your rear end and have someone gently caress it
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:40 |
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my super slim, ultra light micropenis never gets in the way of my day to day activities!
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:40 |
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My underwear uses cotton threads to filter my farts before they enter the environment (green technology)
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Juanito posted:My underwear uses cotton threads to filter my farts before they enter the environment (green technology)
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:42 |
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brainstorming here op
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:43 |
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i have a watch that can tell the time. unfortunately it doesn't have the terrorist cred of my old Casio F-91W but the strap is nowhere near as lovely and it was discounted to the same price so im not complaining.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:47 |
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a starwar betamax posted:brainstorming here op
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:47 |
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Transition lenses and a wedge insert that I put inside my specially made sho to both correct my scoliosos and even out the lengths of my legs.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:48 |
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I wear a Fitbit as a cock ring.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:49 |
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Prawned posted:wearing a watch that tells you taht you are running while you are running it measure time over distance and heart rate so u know how much INTRENSITY. and the step counter is for efficiency because efficient running style stromgly correlates with a certain number of stesp per minute. u can also get ones which measure ground contact time, vertical oscillation and impact forces (all measures of economical and efficient runnig) but im not that loving rich jesus
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:52 |
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do people still wear those pokeman themed running fitness aids
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:54 |
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Ratjaculation posted:3 torches... won't make u brighter LOL You stack them so it looks like you have a dick, duh.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:57 |
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Ferroque posted:do people still wear those pokeman themed running fitness aids i have no idea what this is so i googled what uw rote and found this is this it? i never seen one before
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:58 |
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I own a watch and...... my clothes have pockets
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:59 |
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Oberleutnant posted:it measure time over distance and heart rate so u know how much INTRENSITY. and the step counter is for efficiency because efficient running style stromgly correlates with a certain number of stesp per minute. u can also get ones which measure ground contact time, vertical oscillation and impact forces (all measures of economical and efficient runnig) but im not that loving rich jesus my bad i forgot how important intensity was
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:59 |
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my load out is about a half litre of cum
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:59 |
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Sir John Feelgood posted:None. I have a smartphone and I don't even want that. I'll never wear tech. tech will wear you Ferroque posted:is it gay if you put a fleshlight in your rear end and have someone gently caress it long live the new fleshlight
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:59 |
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one of the managers at my work wears a pedometer every day and brags about how he walks like 3000 steps per day and im like lmfao bitch if u assume an average stride length of 1m then u walked less than 2 loving miles in an entire day lmao good job what a bigf boy you are you loving waste of life
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:00 |
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pants
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:00 |
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My watch has a solar panel in it so I never have to wind it or change the batteries, which is far more useful than a smart watch you have to charge every night.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:00 |
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im a huge shambling pile of obsolete hardware irl bring me your mechanical mice and cd rom caddies, i hunger
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:01 |
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angerbot posted:My watch has a solar panel in it so I never have to wind it or change the batteries, which is far more useful than a smart watch you have to charge every night. cool waht watch is it
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:01 |
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a starwar betamax posted:Load-out list: look at this scrub tier worm feeder who doesn't have a surivival chord bracelet
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:01 |
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I'm considering buying a fitbit to count my steps and monitor my sleep patterns. I find myself wondering, 'am I sleepy?' and 'should I actually exercise or pretend that dog walking counts?'. I require detailed analytics to quantify how I'm a combination of self-absorption and obliviousness rivaled only by toddlers. Please shoot me in the face immediately thank you
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:02 |
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Digital technology isn't helping us live better lives; it is creating a layer of abstraction that distances us from reality. Listen to your body, look at the world.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:03 |
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angerbot posted:My watch has a solar panel in it so I never have to wind it or change the batteries, which is far more useful than a smart watch you have to charge every night. so you know that automatic watches have existed for like 100 years right
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:04 |
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I have a nine inch long penis (analog)
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:04 |
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Prawned posted:so you know that automatic watches have existed for like 100 years right expend valuable kinetic energy? the sun is my slave.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:04 |
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i have one of those wrist watches that render the time in a really obtuse way, with like bars and poo poo. it shows that im a devil-may-care sort who has the leisure to spend a while converting a spirograph into hours and minutes according to a fold out chart that came with my watch
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:06 |
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I have a microchip in the heel of my palm that has the half life 3 source code in it
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:07 |
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spanish manlove has a vibrator for a dick
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:11 |
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naem posted:I have a nine inch long penis (anal O.G.)
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:14 |
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angerbot posted:expend valuable kinetic energy? the sun is my slave. omfg oh my god jesus get with the times please
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:14 |
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Oberleutnant posted:i have no idea what this is so i googled what uw rote and found this ya
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:15 |
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everything
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paranoid randroid posted:im a huge shambling pile of obsolete hardware irl
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