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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Remember the story when a retard dog attacked a little girl in a park, an old guy put a blade through its face and the owners of the murder dog made a memorial fb page and all sorts of angry statements ?

It was a nice pitbukk/whatever the gently caress moment

e:it wasnt a little girl it was a little dog

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Dec 6, 2014

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

unpacked robinhood posted:

Remember the story when a retard dog attacked a little girl in a park, an old guy put a blade through its face and the owners of the murder dog made a memorial fb page and all sorts of angry statements ?

It was a nice pitbukk/whatever the gently caress moment

That old dude sounds badass.

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

pitbull murder instincts are really only supposed to be toward other dogs + possibly prey/game animals tho. a pitbull attacking another dog is unsurprising, a pitbull attacking a person really should be. at least how they were originally bred they were meant to be mad loyal, you can't have your FIGHTIN DOGGE attacking its handlers and poo poo. ?___? but then people hosed it up so lol. wannabe cool guys trainin their dogs to hate everything instead of just other dogs ruining things for everyone even more, is cool, and great,,


pitbull people who don't at least acknowledge that their dogs' breed are supposed to want to murder other dogs are weird tho. dog aggression was initially selected for. OH WELL~

posting in a gbs pitbull thread

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

A Tin Of Beans posted:

pitbull murder instincts are really only supposed to be toward other dogs + possibly prey/game animals tho. a pitbull attacking another dog is unsurprising, a pitbull attacking a person really should be. at least how they were originally bred they were meant to be mad loyal, you can't have your FIGHTIN DOGGE attacking its handlers and poo poo. ?___? but then people hosed it up so lol. wannabe cool guys trainin their dogs to hate everything instead of just other dogs ruining things for everyone even more, is cool, and great,,


pitbull people who don't at least acknowledge that their dogs' breed are supposed to want to murder other dogs are weird tho. dog aggression was initially selected for. OH WELL~

posting in a gbs pitbull thread

dont ever post in gbs pbbu thread

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



why would anyone even want a pitbull for any reason but dogfighting, they're loving ugly as poo poo, they're one of the ugliest dogs in existence.

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

Superconsndar posted:

dont ever post in gbs pbbu thread

am i wrong, let's fight

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

i really like pitbulls and a lot of them aren't even dog aggressive these days because people aren't necessarily always breeding for that and not doing anything about dogs that don't exhibit the trait and letting those breed

but that is part of their Tragic Backstory i'm p sure??? let me post about dogs

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

A Tin Of Beans posted:

am i wrong, let's fight

last time i posted in a gbs pbbu thread i got accused of being a dog fighter because i knew about pbbus

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Cubey posted:

why would anyone even want a pitbull for any reason but dogfighting, they're loving ugly as poo poo, they're one of the ugliest dogs in existence.

I don't understand why people don't just get mutts. They are better, smarter, healthier, cheaper, and need homes. Also please stop getting dogs if you live in an apartment or don't have time to walk your dog multiple times daily.

Ruddha
Jan 21, 2006

when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky
all types of dogs are good, and if your afraid of pit bulls its because your a virgin when it comes to girls

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Luvcow posted:

please stop getting dogs

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Waltzing Along posted:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/santa-643909-family-miller.html

It's about some dumb parents who named their retarded child Abcde and let her play with pit bulls. Finally Santa Claus had enough and said "I'm not dealing with this poo poo!"

Good!

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Luvcow posted:

I don't understand why people don't just get mutts. They are better, smarter, healthier, cheaper, and need homes. Also please stop getting dogs if you live in an apartment or don't have time to walk your dog multiple times daily.

agreed on all counts :hf:

buying pure breed dogs encourages people to continue an absolute shitton of goddamn disgusting practices as well, dog breeders are among the grossest human beings in the world.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

A Tin Of Beans posted:

pitbull murder instincts are really only supposed to be toward other dogs + possibly prey/game animals tho. a pitbull attacking another dog is unsurprising, a pitbull attacking a person really should be. at least how they were originally bred they were meant to be mad loyal, you can't have your FIGHTIN DOGGE attacking its handlers and poo poo. ?___? but then people hosed it up so lol. wannabe cool guys trainin their dogs to hate everything instead of just other dogs ruining things for everyone even more, is cool, and great,,
i like this mix of fact and fantasy
when they were trying to breed violence into dogs they werent also trying to breed in human companionship

your fighting dog wasnt a dog for you to have sleep at the foot of your bed so you could wake up to see the sunrise together it was the dog you jabbed at its tender spots with a stick while it was caged so it would be furious for its match where it would live or die so you could make a few dollars

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
lol if u dont purchase only the finest, most inbred shitbull dogs money can buy

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

gary oldmans diary posted:

i like this mix of fact and fantasy
when they were trying to breed violence into dogs they werent also trying to breed in human companionship

your fighting dog wasnt a dog for you to have sleep at the foot of your bed so you could wake up to see the sunrise together it was the dog you jabbed at its tender spots with a stick while it was caged so it would be furious for its match where it would live or die so you could make a few dollars

lmao

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

a mix of fact and fantasy, the a tin of beans story ...


i hope the child has a sibling someday and tht they name the next one edcba

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

A Tin Of Beans posted:

i hope the child has a sibling someday and tht they name the next one edcba
this is racist but i dont know why yet
gonna get to the bottom of this

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

theyre white im allowed to make fun of my people

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
yeah the first one is white but the next one is reversed
im gonna do some sleuthing on this one

Postmastergeneral
Jan 11, 2005
My neighbor has a blue healer that has bit me three times on the ankle. It has a fixation on shoes i think. Next time i'm going to kick it in the head to stop it.

Good picture OP. I like how the dog is backed into a corner as well. Bonus point for that i guess.

stump collector
May 28, 2007


retard dog

naem
May 29, 2011

I was once attacked by three standard poodles and had to fight them of with the clipboard that had the petition people were signing for me

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

1gnoirents posted:

i hope the girl finds this out. little girl, we fired this santa, but we'll hire a brand new one! oh but theres just one santa though

He parents should tell he it actually turned out to be Krampus.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
black people like to have pit bulls because they are tough dogs

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Equine Don posted:

black people like to have pit bulls because they are tough dogs

this is racist.........against pitbulls! :unsmigghh:

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

A Tin Of Beans posted:

pitbull murder instincts are really only supposed to be toward other dogs + possibly prey/game animals tho. a pitbull attacking another dog is unsurprising, a pitbull attacking a person really should be. at least how they were originally bred they were meant to be mad loyal, you can't have your FIGHTIN DOGGE attacking its handlers and poo poo. ?___? but then people hosed it up so lol. wannabe cool guys trainin their dogs to hate everything instead of just other dogs ruining things for everyone even more, is cool, and great,,


pitbull people who don't at least acknowledge that their dogs' breed are supposed to want to murder other dogs are weird tho. dog aggression was initially selected for. OH WELL~

posting in a gbs pitbull thread

pit bulls are the most dog-aggressive breed and dachshunds are the most people-aggressive

we have a lot of dogs in our building and twice in the past three years pit bulls have killed other dogs in front of their owners- one hopped the fence in the dog park to get at an elderly fox terrier and in the other instance two pits literally dragged their owner across the parking lot and ripped a little girl's dog in half right in front of her. the other dog-on-dog death? why, it was a golden retriever mix that went after the two little dogs that their owner's grandchildren were walking!

so, again, gently caress golden retrievers.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
nobody is talking about how dumb and stupid her retarded parents are for naming her that. what kind of hosed up dumb poor people name their kids that. lmao what a dumb name

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

funkybottoms posted:

pit bulls are the most dog-aggressive breed and dachshunds are the most people-aggressive

we have a lot of dogs in our building and twice in the past three years pit bulls have killed other dogs in front of their owners- one hopped the fence in the dog park to get at an elderly fox terrier and in the other instance two pits literally dragged their owner across the parking lot and ripped a little girl's dog in half right in front of her. the other dog-on-dog death? why, it was a golden retriever mix that went after the two little dogs that their owner's grandchildren were walking!

so, again, gently caress golden retrievers.

lol if u dont control ur dogs

i just dont take mine out places because even though mine are always on leash and trained to leave poo poo alone when i tell them everybody else on the planet thinks its fine to just let their dogs run around off leash and when someones dumb lab runs up to my idiot dogs and crams itself in their faces and they finally eat it, the dumbshit lab owner is gonna have an aneurism and im gonna get blamed even though my dogs were leashed. so i just exercise them at home w/ a carpet mill and a springpole

most ppl shouldnt own shitbulls, prob least of all the people who get weepy about them and claim they're not inherently predisposed to be dog aggressive as gently caress

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
he's such a nice little doggie when he's not tearing poo poo apart for no reason

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

Pon de Bundy posted:

nobody is talking about how dumb and stupid her retarded parents are for naming her that. what kind of hosed up dumb poor people name their kids that. lmao what a dumb name

this is the second time the family has pulled this. the first time, the daughter apparently wasnt even with them when they brought the dumb mut into the store.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Superconsndar posted:

lol if u dont control ur dogs

i just dont take mine out places because even though mine are always on leash and trained to leave poo poo alone when i tell them everybody else on the planet thinks its fine to just let their dogs run around off leash and when someones dumb lab runs up to my idiot dogs and crams itself in their faces and they finally eat it, the dumbshit lab owner is gonna have an aneurism and im gonna get blamed even though my dogs were leashed. so i just exercise them at home w/ a carpet mill and a springpole

most ppl shouldnt own shitbulls, prob least of all the people who get weepy about them and claim they're not inherently predisposed to be dog aggressive as gently caress

lol that you are so dedicated to having a murderdog that you can't even take it outside and have to exercise it on a doggy hamster wheel
but no everyone ELSE is the problem!

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Named my kid Abacabb Bloodkode Lippi

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Named my kid Abacabb Bloodkode Lippi

:vince:

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

proof of concept posted:

lol that you are so dedicated to having a murderdog that you can't even take it outside and have to exercise it on a doggy hamster wheel
but no everyone ELSE is the problem!

idk i think "obeying leash laws" should be a p basic thing w/ dog ownership in general


but ya im just really spergy about murderdogs, i legit dont know why anyone would deal with them if they just wanted a random nice pet to chill with, managing dog aggression is effort

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Try to picture the last murder dog owner you met.
Now imagine the same but the guy is bragging about all the killing the dog could do if he wanted. That's hard I know.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Pon de Bundy posted:

nobody is talking about how dumb and stupid her retarded parents are for naming her that. what kind of hosed up dumb poor people name their kids that. lmao what a dumb name

its because goons care more about dogs than children. fuked up but true

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Luvcow posted:

I don't understand why people don't just get mutts. They are better, smarter, healthier, cheaper, and need homes. Also please stop getting dogs if you live in an apartment or don't have time to walk your dog multiple times daily.

What applies to cross-bred pitbulls applies to other cross-breeds, too. You're rolling the dice. Your average mutt is going to be just fine with proper socialisation and obedience training, but they haven't been selectively bred for stable temperament so it really is a lottery (as are rescues, to some extent). It's always an advantage when getting a dog if you have a whole lot of information about its heritage, even if its a mutt - you don't want to be the person who ends up with the pup which has the worst physical and behavioural characteristics of each breed from which it was spawned. If you're getting a mutt because they're cheaper, you probably shouldn't own a dog, because you're looking at potentially having to deal with health problems associated with at least two breeds.

Postmastergeneral posted:

My neighbor has a blue healer that has bit me three times on the ankle. It has a fixation on shoes i think. Next time i'm going to kick it in the head to stop it.

Can't imagine why a cattle dog bred to nip at the heels of livestock in order to herd them (there's a clue in the breed name) would nip at the feet of people if it doesn't have a job.

gently caress people who don't obey leash laws. Yeah, you should be able to control your dog both on and off leash (and a leash isn't sufficient to hold a giant breed), but it's basic courtesy to have your dog leashed.

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Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

Lolie posted:


gently caress people who don't obey leash laws. Yeah, you should be able to control your dog both on and off leash (and a leash isn't sufficient to hold a giant breed), but it's basic courtesy to have your dog leashed.

No my random dumb lab has a right to be off leash and run up to any dog it wants and act like a tremendous poo poo bc he's "friendly" and if your leashed dog reacts its your fault for owning a murder beast; any dog that isn't chill with my dog barging up to it and drooling in its face shouldn't exist in polite society

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