a bone to pick posted:Ever since I moved in, I've been waiting for my roommate to spend the night somewhere else so I could hire an escort and bring her to my dorm room. I have a very specific fetish where I like to lie down on the floor and have women step on me in high heels, and unfortunately escorts are the only women who are willing to do that for me. I finally got my chance last night when my roommate went to stay with a friend in Providence. After some searching, I found a whore willing to indulge in my fetish and had her come to my dorm. I was nervous signing her in, afraid that people knew that some crazy poo poo was about to go down in my room. I'm not sure they could even imagine how hosed up things would end up getting. I said TRUE stories, not fanfics of your sick inflation fetish, go to the sonic hentai forums or something with that poo poo you sicko
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 21:50 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:26 |
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Pearls before the swinish OP. I'm outt
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 21:52 |
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 21:58 |
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RIP VoDKa and REB.. *brofist*
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 21:59 |
hmmm vintage own, very nice, I can taste the delicate flavour of bully blood on the back of my palate with a hint of ghost pepper it'd be more impressive with a katana but what can I say, not everyone has access to the finest hanzo steel. 8/10, good job
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 22:00 |
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lmao
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 22:01 |
dylan kelbold and eric kirkpatric werent the only guys to own bullies with a gun maybe the only ones to own them with a tec nine and a hi-poimt... laffo, hi-points are garbage
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 23:17 |
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My bully was Peyton Turner, you might have seen her on Rock of Love. One day I was laughing at some ROTC guys who were using scotch tape to take lint off their uniforms when all of a sudden SLAM her fist is on my desk and she is in my face saying, "you think it's funny??" I was startled and replied that I did think it was funny. She slammed her hand on my desk and stalked to the back of the room. Someone leaned over and said, "did you see her trip when she came in?"
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 04:26 |
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In the early 80s if you listened to metal you were called a headbanger. There was this one kid a few years older than me who grabbed me by the hair and made like he was going to smash my face into a classroom window, just because I was a headbanger. So he was pushing my face toward the window and I was straining against that, but then I just headbutted the window as hard as I could, smashing through the glass with my forehead and making him let go in panic. There were a lot of witnesses and he already had a pretty bad record for bullying younger kids, so he got expelled from highschool. I bumped into him many years later; he was fat and bald and wearing worn out flipflops and a deeply stained wifebeater. I like to think that his lovely life is due at least in part to the fact that I was a teenage headbanger.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:04 |
cloven hoof posted:My bully was Peyton Turner, you might have seen her on Rock of Love. One day I was laughing at some ROTC guys who were using scotch tape to take lint off their uniforms when all of a sudden SLAM her fist is on my desk and she is in my face saying, "you think it's funny??" watch some anime so that next time she bullys you you can give her the old Cobra Technique. monkey posted:In the early 80s if you listened to metal you were called a headbanger. There was this one kid a few years older than me who grabbed me by the hair and made like he was going to smash my face into a classroom window, just because I was a headbanger. So he was pushing my face toward the window and I was straining against that, but then I just headbutted the window as hard as I could, smashing through the glass with my forehead and making him let go in panic. There were a lot of witnesses and he already had a pretty bad record for bullying younger kids, so he got expelled from highschool. I bumped into him many years later; he was fat and bald and wearing worn out flipflops and a deeply stained wifebeater. I like to think that his lovely life is due at least in part to the fact that I was a teenage headbanger. Wow man, unorthodox but I can safely say it was a quality 8.25/10
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 09:07 |
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I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 09:49 |
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i sucked this guys dick but then i bit it lmao OWNED
Robbie Fowler fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Nov 24, 2014 |
# ? Nov 24, 2014 09:54 |
Robbie Fowler posted:i sucked this guys dick but then i bit it lmao OWNED Was it a bully?
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 22:07 |
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i pay fat women to squash me but i never take any money with me lmao
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 22:22 |
VoxIsMyCowboy posted:i pay fat women to squash me but i never take any money with me lmao well all fats are bullies whether they like it or not, good own 10/10
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 22:23 |
This troper...
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 22:40 |
Bobert Bobertson posted:This troper... Yeah a lot of sick owns vs bullies come from TV traipse but goons can do better, even if it means copypasting your own true stories from TVstrippers to post here
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 17:48 |
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monkey posted:I bumped into him many years later; he was fat and bald and wearing worn out flipflops and a deeply stained wifebeater. Was the guy Carl from ATHF?
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 17:58 |
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Please stop raping me
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 19:25 |
gently caress da Mods posted:Please stop raping me ha, bully spotted!
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 19:27 |
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this big hulking black guy pushed me inside my car and said "gimme your money nerd!!", I then pulled out my hanzo steel and chased him down the street, he turned around to charge back at me and I hit him with my katana of justice at least six times. all the girls loved me, and my ownage was so good the city rioted for at least 3 days!! im really glad i stood up to him
Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Nov 25, 2014 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:this big hulking black guy pushed me inside my car and said "gimme your money nerd!!", I then pulled out my hanzo steel and chased him down the street, he turned around to charge back at me and I hit him with my sword of justice at least six times. all the girls loved me, and my ownage was so good the city rioted for at least 3 days!! im really glad i stood up to him edit: this is how i stood up to bullies
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 19:40 |
Wow you sure showed that black dude what for in that great true story of amazing ownage he thought he was tough and a thug, but you sure showed him what happens when the nerds strike back!
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 19:42 |
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I broke a girls arm and nose in a fight in middle school.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 19:44 |
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When I was in school a group of black kids jumped me and pulled out a gun and said they'd kill me if I told and I pissed my pants and went home and never said a word about it, now I'm a racist on the internet, wait a minute I was the one that got owned... *eminem realization at the end of 'stan'*
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 19:49 |
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there was this guy who was cyberbullying me via AIM and it always pissed me off so one day i made a new account and pretended to be a girl and got him to cybersex me and then when he said he was about to cum i revealed i was a dude and he felt so dumb because he was cybering a dude and he didn't even get to cum but i totally came
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 20:08 |
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OP maybe you shouldn't be so critical of everyone's stories. maybe. you. are. the. bully
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 20:52 |
Smash it Smash hit posted:OP maybe you shouldn't be so critical of everyone's stories. maybe. nah you cant be a lover of anime and a true master of bushi un;less your not a bully, sorry looks lke you got
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 20:54 |
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Noyemi K posted:nah you cant be a lover of anime and a true master of bushi un;less your not a bully, sorry looks lke you got cite sources or youre a bully.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 20:58 |
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literally shaking atm
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 20:58 |
Smash it Smash hit posted:cite sources or youre a bully. Urbn Dicktonairy posted:A young hoodlum who revels in making peoples lives a misery during school years. Happily though, when they grow up they will have nothing more to look forward to than getting anally penetrated every day by fellow prisoners in the shower, or, by the prison wardens truncheon ;D as you can see i am not in prison, so i am not a bullie
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:00 |
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is big phil in prison
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:05 |
Smash it Smash hit posted:is big phil in prison no hes in the ground
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:05 |
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:When I was in school a group of black kids jumped me and pulled out a gun and said they'd kill me if I told and I pissed my pants and went home and never said a word about it, now I'm a racist on the internet, wait a minute I was the one that got owned... *eminem realization at the end of 'stan'* your parents hired them to kill you but they didn't. your parents were the ones who were owned
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:06 |
Come on goons can't be this bad at owning bullys
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 02:01 |
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the sickest own i ever dropped on a bully was not having any lunch money for him to steal
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 02:06 |
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never had a bully because i'm a cool guy and not a little beta bitch
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 02:07 |
Fonzarelli posted:never had a bully because i'm a cool guy and not a little beta bitch you should have owned other peoples' bullys if you were so alpha, but you didn't and so turns out you were the bully
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 02:19 |
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I grew up in West Philadelphia and one time I was playing some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys that were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. They tossed me a pretty good beating. My mom was worried that I would be exposed to more violence so she sent me on a stinky cab ride to live in Bel Air with my uncle Phil (he was a judge or something). In a way you could say I got even with those bullies by living well because living well is best served cold.
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 02:53 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:26 |
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she wasnt really a bully but one time in middle school i got in a fight with this really fat kid and i pushed her over and she just kind of milled her arms around like a turtle for like 5 seconds before she could get up it was some funny poo poo
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 03:05 |