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Sandy Hook Parents Sue Bushmaster: You Sold ‘Weapon of Choice’ for Mass Murderers http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/15/sandy-hook-parents-sue-bushmaster-you-sold-weapon-of-choice-for-mass-murderers.html not "haha" funny, but definitely comedy. Why cant they just sue the mom or school system for raising a murderer? it makes just as much sense as suing the maker of the tool used. My gun is much better at murder than that ar-15 and it came with a warning that it was dangerous and not a toy, isnt that enough? Fauxtool fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Dec 16, 2014 |
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smack these retards down and countersue these money grubbing retards bushmaster. Masters of bush
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Fauxtool posted:Why cant they just sue the mom lol quote:A lawsuit filed Monday by 10 Sandy Hook victims’ families claims Adam Lanza would not have been able to kill 26 people in five minutes without his “weapon of choice,” a Bushmaster AR-15. sounds like a hosed up marketing technique jalopybrown fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Dec 16, 2014 |
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for a second i thought bushman was getting sued and wondering what diy uavs might have had to do with sandyhook
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pretty sure literally any handgun could have done the same thing. Reloading takes literally 3 seconds. Lets discuss the most effcient weapon to kill children with.
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:pretty sure literally any handgun could have done the same thing. Reloading takes literally 3 seconds. a bomb or some kind of bio weapon
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why don't the parents sue themselves for letting their kids go to school that day
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:pretty sure literally any handgun could have done the same thing. Reloading takes literally 3 seconds. bullying
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jalopybrown posted:a bomb or some kind of bio weapon yes but then it would have come from the us military and you cant sue them
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Lets discuss the most effcient weapon to kill children with.
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:pretty sure literally any handgun could have done the same thing. Reloading takes literally 3 seconds. Vaccinations duh
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Vaccinations duh yeah this is correct (or rather the lack thereof)
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Sue the earth, from which the materials were taken, which were then engineered to deliver maximum carnage with extreme efficiency. I mean there's efficiency, then there's EFFICIENCY TO THE EXTREEEEME
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he did have other guns like the jammed Glock police found. What kind of limp wristed baby are you to jam a Glock? Unlike the quality you get from a bushmaster that wont jam in high pressure combat situation
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Fauxtool posted:yes but then it would have come from the us military and you cant sue them You could make a bomb at home, hell true american hero timothy mcveigh did just that and killed nearly as many kids as lanza on accident.
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Bushmaster's pretty low-budget they probably shoulda gone after Nike for providing him with the high-efficiency military walking apparatus that enabled him to jog around all day without getting worn out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8 How dare they sell the Fatboy Slim song "Weapon of Choice"?!
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 14:36 |
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sue all guns
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Sue the Soviet Union for selling Mosin Nagants to neckbeards.
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Somebody should sue the parents for bringing the little bullet sponges into the world in the first place. A condom is cheaper that a funeral.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 15:08 |
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something tells me this lawsuit is doomed to failure
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what the hell, i find out these fucks are suing me through gbs?? i did nothing wrong
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I can't hug my kid no more but a big rear end pile of money would be nice
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gary oldmans diary posted:for a second i thought bushman was getting sued and wondering what diy uavs might have had to do with sandyhook I though it read "Sandy Hook Parent Sue Bushmaster" and wondered who Sue Bushmaster was and why there was a thread about her.
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Sue lowtax for all my terrible posts
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Flying Fortress posted:something tells me this lawsuit is doomed to failure Especially when they bring out in court the actors used to stage it.
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i want to sue the shooter's grandmothers. for giving birth to his parents.
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Fauxtool posted:Why cant they just sue the mom As an aside, I hope they win this suit and put Bushmaster out of business. Guns are horrible.
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:pretty sure literally any handgun could have done the same thing. Reloading takes literally 3 seconds. the pledge of allegiance
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Planned Parenthood
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I can't hug my kid no more but a big rear end pile of money would be nice I get the feeling that they don't really expect to win, but are just loving with the gun company/trying to keep awareness up. Can't blame them, really.
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Fauxtool posted:not "haha" funny, but definitely comedy. Why cant they just sue the mom or school system for raising a murderer? it makes just as much sense as suing the maker of the tool used. It's expensive and time-consuming bringing suit. You sue whoever has the most money first. If you want you can also sue the people who are actually responsible, but that's just for funsies. The important thing is to make sure you're suing them for an absolutely staggering amount of money, multiple millions, and that you include everyone you can think of who has money as defendents. Also you should get a jury and not a judge, because the jury is going to be sloppier and more likely to be influenced by feeling sorry for you instead of the law. At the end of trial you might get a result that looks like this: Judgement: $50,000,000 Comparative fault breakdown:
But the murderer's dead and his estate consists of the $20 in his wallet and his last check for $135.70 from Pizza Hut. The murderer's mom pays you $3,000 and then goes bankrupt. The school produces evidence that they don't have any money at all and in fact are millions in debt, blaming the state. Nike and Bushmaster just write you out a couple checks. So you get $5,003,135.70, minus costs of course, virtually all of which came from the least responsible, but deepest, pockets. If you're really lucky maybe you get the court to declare that not only were Bushmaster and Nike partially responsible, but they also knew about the risk and had deliberately concealed it or otherwise been bad guys, and then you can get punitive damages, where the court tacks on some arbitrary fee which has nothing to do with whatever hurt you might've suffered and everything to do with how much they think it would take to make Bushmaster and Nike feel bad. In that case maybe you get a surprise hundred million bonus, yet another reason to blame Nike instead of the murderer. edit: your final recovery doesn't include the $20 cash because it was stolen by cops Companion Cube fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Dec 16, 2014 |
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Bushmaster can simply prove it was a false flag operation by a secretive cult of satanic jews associated with the federal reserve. Lawsuit is going no where.
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hello i have evidence that uncle joe biden was responsible for snady hook
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Hopefully the parents at the Pakistani Army School learn a good lesson here and sue...Russia?
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:pretty sure literally any handgun could have done the same thing. Reloading takes literally 3 seconds. obamacare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If it works they've found a new avenue to regulate dangerous weapons.
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gently caress these yuppies.
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MAXIMUM CARNAGE
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Pookum posted:gently caress these yuppies. nah that takes effort and time, gettin paid from gun makers is cool + fun
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