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Bea Nanner posted:humans lost their strength by developing fine motor control why? why not have both?
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Butt Wizard posted:Don't chimps rip your balls off to disable you and then go hog-wild on your face? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfFcIpQ1B_g
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Dec 17, 2014 04:55
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They're incredibly strong because their lifestyle equates to a nonstop workout. A human can also be extremely strong if it exists under those circumstances, but we generally don't.
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Dec 17, 2014 05:00
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Isn't there such a thing as genetic muscles though? Like those really buff cows?
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Dec 17, 2014 05:02
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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:gorillas are cooler than chimps, i also think it would be less painful and humiliating to be mauled by a gorilla, like a cleaner kill. discuss 
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Dec 17, 2014 05:03
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XK posted:This is the real answer. It also means if you trained a chimp to be a baseball pitcher, the best they could do would result in the ball plopping onto the ground half-way to the batter. hmm i don't think so i think a chimp would throw a mean slider
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Dec 17, 2014 05:04
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JiveHonky posted:Isn't there such a thing as genetic muscles though? Like those really buff cows? Humans can have that too, it's a mutation of the myostatin gene. But that's not why chimpanzees are so strong.
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Dec 17, 2014 05:04
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Pick posted:They're incredibly strong because their lifestyle equates to a nonstop workout. A human can also be extremely strong if it exists under those circumstances, but we generally don't. humans also used to be stronger but changed due to sedentary lifestyle
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Dec 17, 2014 05:08
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etalian posted:humans also used to be stronger but changed due to sedentary lifestyle im almost certain when i was 13 i argued in GBS that a sufficiently well trained and conditioned human could defeat a gorilla in unarmed combat and it went on for like 10 pages
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Dec 17, 2014 05:12
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JiveHonky posted:Isn't there such a thing as genetic muscles though? Like those really buff cows? *not* a photoshop 
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Dec 17, 2014 05:12
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TEAYCHES posted:im almost certain when i was 13 i argued in GBS that a sufficiently well trained and conditioned human could defeat a gorilla in unarmed combat and it went on for like 10 pages but what if the gorilla had a goose on his side???
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Dec 17, 2014 05:14
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:why? why not have both? their tendons attach muscle to their bones in different places giving them more mechanical advantage than humans
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Dec 17, 2014 05:22
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Bea Nanner posted:their tendons attach muscle to their bones in different places giving them more mechanical advantage than humans They also have longer muscle fibers than humans giving them a better strength/weight ratio.
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Dec 17, 2014 05:23
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Dec 17, 2014 05:24
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hmmm.. gonna ask my doctor about ligament readjustment surgery. maybe it's too late for me, but my son will thank me later. also: look into industrial strength jock straps, just in case
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Dec 17, 2014 05:24
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they have battle muscles
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Dec 17, 2014 05:25
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what the crap. very first comment does mention that myostatin thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2bvQOvs_kw
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Dec 17, 2014 05:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NqiUilpT4Y
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Dec 17, 2014 05:43
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Blistex posted:Chimps are downright sadistic little fuckers. They're not satisfied to just beat you or kill you, instead they want to disfigure you, bite off all your fingers and your nose, tear off your ears and dick, and peel the skin off your face. Every time I see someone on tv with a pet chimp I'm half expecting them to get mauled any second. gently caress you lamer
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Dec 17, 2014 05:46
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Someone post the video where the chimp fucks a frog. tia
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Dec 17, 2014 05:58
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Drink Cheerwine posted:hmmm.. gonna ask my doctor about ligament readjustment surgery. maybe it's too late for me, but my son will thank me later. 80 World records. 
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Dec 17, 2014 07:23
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JiveHonky posted:what the crap. very first comment does mention that myostatin thing. haha that intro screen is just the windows screen saver with their name on it
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Dec 17, 2014 08:07
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Throwdini posted:gently caress you lamer at least shes blind now
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Dec 17, 2014 08:23
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A Yolo Wizard posted:haha that intro screen is just the windows screen saver with their name on it That's pretty inspired, shut the gently caress up.
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Dec 17, 2014 08:37
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they're apex predators OP
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Dec 17, 2014 08:37
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sexy young infidel posted:they're apex predators OP So are we. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oBvkWgzzOI&list=PLC00BB6EBF33B103C&index=11 gently caress monkey spawn.
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Dec 17, 2014 09:12
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fivethree posted:just wondering tia aliens came to earth and mixed their dna with primates to make slaves (humans) cause they didn't want to do gruntwork, and didn't want the slaves to be stronger than them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe6DN1OoxjE it's a fun two hour way to pass time, the guy is completely serious (he's dead now though)
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Dec 17, 2014 09:27
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how much could a gorilla squat then? we should train gorillas to compete vs roided humans
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Dec 17, 2014 09:34
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Robo Reagan posted:Individual muscle density or length, I forget which. Basically humans traded the strength for better agility with our hands or some poo poo like that As I understand it, apes have high bursts of strength, but humans are much better when it comes to endurance.
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Dec 17, 2014 09:34
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Darkman Fanpage posted:great so i can weave a basket but not tear somebody's arms from the sockets? Tell me more about your basket weaving. Do you have a website?
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Dec 17, 2014 09:36
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Acid Haze posted:Yes. Despite the bonobo dual wielding LMGs while charging on a horse, the movie is actually really good. Way, way better than I expected. It felt like it was 6 hours long though
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Dec 17, 2014 09:40
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:As I understand it, apes have high bursts of strength, but humans are much better when it comes to endurance. Humans can run for a lot longer, and can chase prey to an exhaustive death. Hooray for two legs! Also, guns.
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Dec 17, 2014 09:40
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Lotta protein in bananas
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Dec 17, 2014 09:44
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you could be the most densely roided packed 7 foot tall mptherfucker and a gorilla would toss you like a lil baby
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Dec 17, 2014 10:50
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:As I understand it, apes have high bursts of strength, but humans are much better when it comes to endurance. I think that has more to do with double threat combo of being able to sweat to keep cool and carry replenishing water at the same time.
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Dec 17, 2014 11:02
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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quote:how come chimpanzeesare so strong Chimpanzeesar very strong thats why is emperor of apes. All hail Chempanzeesar!
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Dec 17, 2014 12:33
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TEAYCHES posted:im almost certain when i was 13 i argued in GBS that a sufficiently well trained and conditioned human could defeat a gorilla in unarmed combat and it went on for like 10 pages that thread was funny when the one guy said he could probably beat a gorilla by putting it in a sleeper hold
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Dec 17, 2014 12:41
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What happened to that goon whose neighbour was going to get a chimp for a pet? Is he dead? He's dead isn't he?
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Dec 17, 2014 12:41
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Funky See Funky Do posted:What happened to that goon whose neighbour was going to get a chimp for a pet? Is he dead? He's dead isn't he? Dont be silly, he just lost his face and fingers. Turns out they are crucial implements for posting.
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Dec 17, 2014 12:43
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Dont be silly, he just lost his face and fingers. Better he'd have died than not be able to post about his hilarious chimp attack on here.
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Dec 17, 2014 12:47
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