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Pretend you're not into her. Girls hate clingy dudes, if you ignore her it'll be a good long term strategy. If you make a lot of condescending quips it'd go a long ways toward nurturing a healthy relationship (see if some of Miguel Ferrars insults on Twin Peaks are on YouTube, those kind of condescending comments will go over very well).
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talk while u eat the soup and let mouthfuls of soup dribble down ur chin and back into the bowl this imprints subconscious fellatio thoughts and she will be ready to suck a d in no time
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wwhat about scrapping the soup idea, you can make a bean pie for vegetarian wierdos which is much more impressive
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this can't be real
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make a pie crust and fill it w/ uncooked dry beans and glare at her when she tries to eat it
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snodig posted:It's my comfort zone. I need to feel fresh, glowing, happy, neutral and ‘ready’ for social situations. I get fresh by taking a shower, the glow usually comes naturally when you feel good because you get that look in your eyes. Neutral because I don’t want to feel invested in any of the things we talk about. I want to be casual and cool. Happy or at least happy in the moment. I try to make everything bigger and better so I feel it’s worth my time (this is something I’m working on). Ready so I don’t just sit there and feel left out. When all those things come together I’m a person you want to be around, and I can't really be that person outside my apartment. yr best hope here is gonna be landing her for maybe a week before u gently caress everything up by being yrself
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good jokes/convo for vegetarian girls: hey how come u weigh so much when you don't even eat meat? 
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beans is a great idea. lots of beans. feed them to her.
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sexy young infidel posted:good jokes/convo for vegetarian girls: hey how come u weigh so much when you don't even eat meat? this reminds me a great way to get a date hot and ready is to recite ur favorite speeches from penn and tellers bullshit word for word
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Dec 18, 2014 23:56
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:this reminds me a great way to get a date hot and ready is to recite ur favorite speeches from penn and tellers bullshit word for word also having a copy of the god delusion on clear display in your living room, or maybe two copies one open and one closed side by side waiting for her at the dinner table would be excellent
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Ok so here's my train of thoughts when it comes to music (any feedback is appreciated): I don’t want to put on sinatra-esque music. If it’s supposed to just be on in the background, you shouldn’t get too into it. It would gently caress with my equilibrium if she would just sit there without really listening to what I have to say because she would rather listen to the tunes. In that scenario I would end up not saying anything and just stare at her, and at that point I know I'm in trouble.
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here is the music for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEZunJmyjw
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Dec 19, 2014 00:00
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bring out a silver platter, place it in front of her and remove the cover to reveal a burning quran
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snodig posted:Ok so here's my train of thoughts when it comes to music (any feedback is appreciated): I don’t want to put on sinatra-esque music. If it’s supposed to just be on in the background, you shouldn’t get too into it. It would gently caress with my equilibrium if she would just sit there without really listening to what I have to say because she would rather listen to the tunes. In that scenario I would end up not saying anything and just stare at her, and at that point I know I'm in trouble. put on the angry american by toby keith
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:bring out a silver platter, place it in front of her and remove the cover to reveal a burning quran lmao the embrassment when it turns out she's a hindi or something
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snodig posted:Ok so here's my train of thoughts when it comes to music (any feedback is appreciated): I don’t want to put on sinatra-esque music. If it’s supposed to just be on in the background, you shouldn’t get too into it. It would gently caress with my equilibrium if she would just sit there without really listening to what I have to say because she would rather listen to the tunes. In that scenario I would end up not saying anything and just stare at her, and at that point I know I'm in trouble. Play a song that will flatter her intelligence, like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id4a_eswyvk edit: Just make a playlist of all of the music people will inevitably post in this thread.
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Echoing the bean pie idea. Many Muslims consider soup to be sinful due to several soup related verses in the Quran
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just implement the DENNIS System https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys
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sexy young infidel posted:lmao the embrassment when it turns out she's a hindi or something u can hedge ur bets by putting as many holy books as u can fit in there. if u do that it also provides a good segue into ur first penn jillette speech
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:bring out a silver platter, place it in front of her and remove the cover to reveal a burning quran Absolutely not. I want her to think that I'm very open and accepting of her religion so she feels more relaxed around me. If anything "weird" about her faith comes up, I will assure her that I'm fine with it. She told me she was a muslim but I never asked what type. Also I would never use "youtube" for my music playlist. It's too compressed and wouldn't sound good on my speakers.
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play this song on repeat for several hours op: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU nothing like the soothing repetitious tones of looney tunes machinery to get the ladies pooping smooth
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snodig posted:Absolutely not. wear earbuds thru the whole dinner and whenever she tries to talk to u pull one out and say "did you say something" while looking really miffed
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snodig posted:the girl is probably Muslim As long as you don't get exploded you can consider this date a win
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slip her some animal products... if u know what i mean 
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Dec 19, 2014 00:18
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open with a low takedown like the fireman carry, then quickly maneuver around her guard and go for a kimura lock for an easy tapout. dont go for the lock if ur in her guard or u could end up in an armbar
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snodig posted:Also I would never use "youtube" for my music playlist. It's too compressed and wouldn't sound good on my speakers. Duh. You already own all this music on vinyl.
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"you memorised the dead parrot sketch?!?!?" *panties fly out window like a magical pink moth*
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What I need help with: - conversation topics - transition phases during the date. - how to ask her to leave after I feel we're done. What I don't need help with: - music playlists - brazilian jiu-jitsu - food suggestions (I'm going with soup. Deal with it)
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Dec 19, 2014 00:31
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snodig posted:What I need help with: Don't quote stand up comedians, Jason.
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Ask her what her opinion is on Obama's expansion of the U.S.'s drone programs OP.
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I'm the OP and date eating soup in silence. What you do is watch a movie or netflix until you start sexing.
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NakedWithCandy posted:I'm the OP and date eating soup in silence. yeah but at what point during jesus camp is it okay to ask her to leave?
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snodig posted:What I need help with: when u need her to leave u should call the police in front of her and start saying a crazy woman broke into ur home and is threatening u, this gets people out really fast
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Dec 19, 2014 00:40
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Ask her if she likes anime and j-pop. Also bring up My Little Pony to show that you have a sensitive side.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:40
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im thinking about that bean pie valentine's day and i'm all horned up
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Dec 19, 2014 00:41
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Watch Titanic with her OP and get really choked up at all the sad parts and cry with her at the end.
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I don't watch movies.
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forget all previous advice, buy lots of wine and pour it down her throat - enjoy the sex
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snodig posted:I don't watch movies. Okay bitch then what DO you do as a past time? If you do play video games I suggest playing some battlefront 2 with her.
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snodig posted:What I need help with: Girls are not raid bosses
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