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KiteAuraan posted:
So, if the President is in the way NOW, how do we have more drilling? "...I'll bitch and moan endlessly about "mah rights" at people who already agree with me and people with so little respect for me they won't even bother to argue back. Of course I was going to do that anyway so *shrug*"
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Guavanaut posted:Yes, but we don't actually know for sure if it does anything unless you're immunocompromised. Toxoplasma gondii is definitely a health risk if you have AIDS or are on some types of transplant medication though.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 17:57 |
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KiteAuraan posted:
Nevermind that fracking is for natural gas and not gasoline.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 18:57 |
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Also you have to practically eat cat feces to get it... and only some cats have it.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 19:05 |
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TerminalSaint posted:That's funny, I could have sworn that a few years ago the president was in direct control of gas prices.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 19:23 |
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KiteAuraan posted:
Obama: p does not imply q Reality: q happens Conservatives: I GUESS P DID IMPLY Q, HUH?
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 19:28 |
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The other image that's appropriate that I can't seem to find is one where the stock market is going up and down. Every up is labelled "our fault," every down "their fault." Same thing, really. Gas price is high? Oblammo's fault. Gas prices are low? It's a victory of conservatism and the free market!
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:06 |
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Yeah, it's obviously black people's fault for how America as a whole doesn't care about black people and how often they get murdered by cops.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:43 |
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Vincent Van Goat posted:
Menace II Society (1993)
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:06 |
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Vincent Van Goat posted:
Hahahahahaha, "us"
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 23:00 |
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Vincent Van Goat posted:
It must be a slow Facebook news day if this is the only thing being brought up. I would have thought that someone would at least be posting something about Marco 'I am the voice of the Cuban People' Rubio and his hyperbolic critique of better U.S.-Cuba relations. Must not be a lot of Cubans on Something Awful.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:54 |
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Mellow Seas posted:Hahahahahaha, "us" You laugh, but there are some people in the black community that are in almost lockstep agreement with white racists. Self-hate unfortunately is not uncommon in our community.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 07:54 |
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Hm, nope. Can't say that it does.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 09:19 |
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Ansiktsburk posted:
...Putin? Kim Jong Il? I'm terrible at these.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 09:44 |
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Ansiktsburk posted:
You know, pretty much every communist government in existence came about from either 1.) a protracted civil war or 2.) a sudden, violent coup. This idea that communists gain power by slowly infiltrating governments and gradually changing it has absolutely no historical basis.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 09:44 |
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Blarghalt posted:You know, pretty much every communist government in existence came about from either 1.) a protracted civil war or 2.) a sudden, violent coup. This idea that communists gain power by slowly infiltrating governments and gradually changing it has absolutely no historical basis. Allende was pretty close but then we decided Pinochet reflected our views better.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 09:53 |
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Blarghalt posted:You know, pretty much every communist government in existence came about from either 1.) a protracted civil war or 2.) a sudden, violent coup. This idea that communists gain power by slowly infiltrating governments and gradually changing it has absolutely no historical basis. Sure it does, just look at good ol' McCarthy!
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 10:12 |
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Wait, so everyone you don't know is a communist, will turn out to be a communist? That's ... a lot of communists.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 11:20 |
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Hey, sick and tired of hearing about people defending torture, and then turning around sand saying its an outrage the US is ending a useless embargo with Cuba? Wishing you could go somehwere it would all stop? You poor misguided bastards. THIS WEEK IN LL101! All in one go today. WHY WON'T THEY PARROT THESE BASELESS PARTISAN STORIES ALL THE TIME?!!? Yes, I'm sure MLK Jr. was a Republican, which is why he said he always voted straight ticket Democrat, and voted for JFK. Nice to see they can victim blame a corporation too. Wow, its almost like in order to afford an extra expense as big as a cellphoneb ill, you may have to refduce your cellphone bill. Remember that grade school teacher who wore a shirt with the outlines of naked men? Such an environment against men. And thats why LL 101 has never banned a single person from their site. It will benefeit illegal immigrants who can't access. but they'll DEFINITELY benefeit! quote:Feminism as all Leftist based philosophies can never withstand to light of reason, facts and truth, therefore they must propagate myths in order to “validate” their ideas. Here are ten of the more commonly regurgitated myths Feminists spew about rape. Its starts with "This legal definition of rape isn;t rape - hell, I sued to do it all the time" and goes downhill from there. Conservatives know to lie when presented with any of these questions. quote:In a video posted to YouTube the Mayor of Lake Worth, Pam Triolo and several commissioners can be seen leaving the room on Dec. 2, as atheist Preston Smith prepared to lead the invocation before a city council meeting. Wait, I thought that Conservative Chsritians could take a joke and not be offended. Caption applies just as well for MLK Jr. quote:Chaplain, Capt. Joe Lawhorn, conducted a training session on suicide prevention Nov. 20 at the University of North Georgia. During the session, he shared his personal struggles with depression while an Army Ranger. I mean, its in the Abrahamic faiths, so thats eveything, right? Because guns aren't the hardest working people in the coun try and the only people keeping it functioning? Using a racial slur, celebrating heritage - the same drat thing! Whats more amazingf than a man who didn't live to see any form of two way screen based communication remarking on it? Him coming back to life 57 years after death to say it. http://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/03/19/tech-surpass/ "Making a machine used to ki9ll is the same as suing for making something misued to kill. Also, LIBRULS LIBRULS LIBRULS!" Yeah, oppose anyone who would give their country democracy. Now onto why the Founders knew what was best at all times ever. And yes, I'm aware Hitler never once got a majority vote. Hey, look at all those ISIS rallies that Man Haron Moris attended. Wheres that quote by Russel Brand when I need it? Theater - well known for including people whot ell the truth while on stage. Seriously, how do you gently caress up this bad? He clearly DESERVED to be persecuted into radicalisation. A different country is having an incident that is only different from a robbery because of the motivations of the gunman? Clearly Americas civil rights atrocities are small potatoes. quote:A Long Island mother of three arrested for taking pictures of an Air National Guard base in the Hamptons – while armed to the teeth with a licensed assault rifle in her car — has been awarded $1.12 million by a federal jury over her false prosecution by Suffolk County authorities. Armed white right wing nutjob trespassing was awarded damages. But remember, NOTHING RACIAL in the deaths of Eric Garner or Micheal Brown. Cops are so mistrusted by the community that African Americans would rather ignore a death than have the police make it so much worse. This is clearly the fault of BLACK PEOPLE! "Look - he once rode a bike. WIMP! We're certainly adults." quote:The Senate on Monday approved President Obama’s nomination of Dr. Vivek Murthy to serve as U.S. surgeon general, despite opposition from Republicans and some Democrats over his support for gun control and past statements that gun violence is a public health issue. Not liking gridlock? FIRE THEM! Yes, founded after you illegally entered the country and used that to claim right of citizenship. Then killed the original owners. Sure is amazing how the rule of law didn't apply to that. "People in positions of authority shouldn't be held to higher standards than crooks!" Yes, because those were all the same government. Shomehow. Yes, that does describe school of the 50's. With any luck, we can trick Republicans into getting stuck in the ghetto for 10 years, leaving billions of dollars in flat packs to get stolen. "But enough about Thatcher, lets talk about Clinton." Says the man you can clearly see reading off the prompter. How DARE the most popular living president still be involved with politics! But remember, Tea Partiers always say what they mean. "Leave me alone". OKay, so you'll stay out of education, marriage rights, civil rights, taxation, energy policy - oh look, suddenly you want to dictate things. What a suprise. Why are white people defending the right to not get shot, also defending the right to dow aht you want with your body? Specifically, the Republicans in it. "And when they reply back Happy holidays, don't let them see you cry." Yes, those poor families in the middle class making over $460,000 a year. Why, they're just getting by! Thay're actually pushing the delusion as a good thing. irony is dead, etc. "just when we thought there's no way Hilary could win" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha...oh man, wow. Just, wow. So they of course agree when Bastiat, in the same loving apssage, said that the law and the individual rights were one and the same? Still trying to make it fly...and failing so spectacularly. Since white people have proven racism won;t die while they're around, what other way to end racism is there? An election with less than a third of the voting population. Never mind we disregarded an election from more than half the voting public" Sorry, typo, should be "Backlash never appears in a way we will acknowledge despite a torture report. showing the human rights atrocities we committed." If it ain't helping white people, CLEARLY it must be making things worse. quote:To call someone a racist is a serious charge. A racist is someone who believes that one person is superior (or inferior) to another person simply based on their skin color. It’s a belief that is both foolish and stupid. But conservatives are accused by progressives of being racist on an almost daily basis. Is it a fair accusation? Or, is it just political posturing? And, if it is political posturing, what does it say about the people making the charge? Derryck Green of Project 21 has some provocative answers. Lemme save you a few minutes. "Slavery and Jim Crow are over, and every African American is equally limkely to be born to rich white parents, so Democrats are the REAL racists for trying to fix issues and problems in society." "and DEFINITELY not like Putin. Who is manly and good". She thinks people are uninformed! Also, DEATH PANELS! quote:Roughly one-third of US adults are obese, which costs companies more than $73 billion a year in healthcare bills and lost working hours and productivity, according to researchers from Duke University. We don't care if you're black or white, we'll respect you. But if you're black, we will label you a thug and not treat you as a human. Yeah, remember all those times the other first ladies were mistaken for shop workers? "And by tyranny, we mean any form of government that isn't 100% like us!" How can they greenlight this fictional movie I made up and not publish the one they got terrorist threats about?!!? And he went on to prove that in South America. Coincidentally, all three were also favored by white people. Makes you think. We have got to STOP gay people stealing children away from happily married couples. Yes, I'm sure the people who do it to excercise power really do it because they think its okay and acceptable. "Which is why you should listen to us and the nuanced thingsd we tell you. For example, Obama = evil!" quote:Yesterday, the Council of the District of Columbia passed a bill that could force employers in the nation’s capital to cover elective abortions in their health plans and require even pro-life organizations to hire individuals who oppose their views on abortion. The bill will now go to Mayor Vincent Gray for approval. Reagan once again proves he was never on the side of the little guy. quote:Eight dead children and a woman suffering from serious stab wounds were found inside a northern Australian home Friday, police say. If only the killer had had a gun! "Trillions of dollars, less than 2 million - these are the same amount" - peoplew ho claim to know basic math. Ah yes, the little known fact that life works like borderlands, and shooting the person who shot you will heal all wounds. quote:Women in America are the freest in the world, yet many feminists tell us women are oppressed. They advocate this falsehood through victim mentality propaganda and misleading statistics, such as the gender wage gap myth. In five minutes, American Enterprise Institute’s Christina Hoff Sommers tells you the truth about feminism. I notice they had to add the "and western Europe" qaulifier so that they could ride Swedens coattails. Whoops, LL 101 left that bit out. Yes, if "funds" something you literally need to spend no money in order to do. How DARE the surgeon general adress one of the primary causes for death fro Americans. He should be focusing on Ebola before it - what, its over? Figures the only Democrat they'd ever factually quote is the one guilty of genocide. "And thats why I'm putting it in an image and sening it to you!". Alright, credit where its due, thats pretty funny. WHEN has a threat ever come from right wing authoritarian fascists? "Which is why they never actually signed any form of gun control legislation" gently caress UNITY! "Now how its BLACK PEOPLES FAUlt we aren't employed" Haha, killing an innocent creature. drat their magic ability to summon guns from the great unknown. "Why won't he act like a terorrist?!!?" The first rule of war is to sink down to your opponents level. Ah gently caress it, this is too vacuous to even warrant me being a smartass.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 13:38 |
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Jesus Christ, Fulcrum. I can only handle these a few a time Tangentially related (since "spanking works" is the same crowd that eats and poo poo out our usual posted poo poo)
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 15:11 |
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My parents abused me and I'm proud of it (So others should suffer too) The abused kick downward and children are easy targets.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 15:20 |
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I would never have thought LL would quote Steinbeck. Andrew Jackson does fit tho.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 15:24 |
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Gather round children, let us take in more of the gospel of Einstein circa 1949! quote:The time—which, looking back, seems so idyllic—is gone forever when individuals or relatively small groups could be completely self-sufficient. It is only a slight exaggeration to say that mankind constitutes even now a planetary community of production and consumption. Welcome aboard my LL101 comrades. The article is actually a really interesting read in whole, I just chose a few snippets.
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Lightning Jim posted:Jesus Christ, Fulcrum. I can only handle these a few a time Even the elf of the shelf is some creepy authoritarian poo poo. Better than actual violence, obviously, but if your kid isn't behaving the way you want them to, it's probably because either A) for gently caress's sake they're children and their brains are undeveloped and they barely know what the gently caress is going on or B) they're following the example of their lovely parents.
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That really is way too much LL. Could you try only posting the most horrible dozen or so next week?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 16:33 |
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Fulchrum posted:
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 16:54 |
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Tech workers vs. elementary school teachers. One of these things is valued vastly more highly by society. And JUST COINCIDENTALLY it's the one that's mostly men rather than women. By why let context ruin an argument against THOSE FEMINAZIS? I will be much more worried about elementary school teachers being mostly women when elementary school teachers start making over $100k a year and become assholes who are gentrifying San Francisco, rather than averaging about $53k per year. Why yes, I do hold the US, which claims to be all about freedom and rights and stuff, to a higher standard than terrorist criminals. Also maybe we shouldn't do stuff that we persecuted Japanese WWII soldiers as war criminals for.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 16:56 |
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Soonmot posted:That really is way too much LL. Could you try only posting the most horrible dozen or so next week? But then he'd actually have to read, internalize, compare and rate them. Do you want any person to be forced to pay any more attention to that much hate and bile than he has to?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 17:07 |
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I just read that LL block and my gall bladder had to be surgically removed. Thanks Obama.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 17:07 |
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Is there any way to tell which LL images are being shared the most and post those? We know this guy is just throwing poo poo at the wall to see what sticks, so it'd be interesting to know which ones of these are resonating most with the email forward set. I mean to some extent we can probably guess. I can guess that "Michael Brown is a thug" was a more popular theme than "cops murdered Eric Garner".
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 17:15 |
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This pain is why we're here. Don't cry when you get more of it at once than usual.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:05 |
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I like the inclusion of 50 Cent in that black Republicans graphic considering how Fox News poo poo on Jay-Z earlier in the week. Also, the inclusion of historical black figures pre-Southern Strategy. I'm sure Sojourner Truth would reallllllly identify with the modern Republican Party.Wulfolme posted:This pain is why we're here. Don't cry when you get more of it at once than usual. I read LL101 just to feel the pain and know that I'm still alive
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:13 |
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Boywhiz88 posted:I like the inclusion of 50 Cent in that black Republicans graphic considering how Fox News poo poo on Jay-Z earlier in the week. Also, the inclusion of historical black figures pre-Southern Strategy. I'm sure Sojourner Truth would reallllllly identify with the modern Republican Party. They put Eazy-E on there too. Which is...confusing.
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FuzzySkinner posted:They put Eazy-E on there too. quote:In March 1991 Wright accepted an invitation to a lunch benefiting the Republican Senatorial Inner Circle, hosted by then-President George H. W. Bush.[25] A spokesman for the rapper said that Eazy-E supported Bush because of his performance in the Gulf War.[26]
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Boywhiz88 posted:I like the inclusion of 50 Cent in that black Republicans graphic considering how Fox News poo poo on Jay-Z earlier in the week. Also, the inclusion of historical black figures pre-Southern Strategy. I'm sure Sojourner Truth would reallllllly identify with the modern Republican Party. What have I become, reading this thread. Every post I read, kills brain cells, they're all dead. And you could have it all, LL 1 oh 1. All the conspiracies, I give up, you won. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go&t=55s
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quote:"Which is why they never actually signed any form of gun control legislation" Every time I read a LL101 meme I think to myself, "You know, Stalin wasn't that bad of a guy after all".
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:50 |
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You know, just posting the worst dozen would actually be a lot easier for me. I thought you guys were gonna demand a "worst of the year". Now that poo poo would be terrifying. Boywhiz88 posted:I like the inclusion of 50 Cent in that black Republicans graphic considering how Fox News poo poo on Jay-Z earlier in the week.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:22 |
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Mellow Seas posted:Even the elf of the shelf is some creepy authoritarian poo poo. Better than actual violence, obviously, but if your kid isn't behaving the way you want them to, it's probably because either A) for gently caress's sake they're children and their brains are undeveloped and they barely know what the gently caress is going on or B) they're following the example of their lovely parents. We've been telling kids for 80 years that Santa "Sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you've been bad or good". This is just a more material thing they can sell to people.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:33 |
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Fulchrum posted:
What is it with you and your hatred of hunting? Are you a vegan? w Fulchrum posted:
Yeah, most criminals get them from underground factories and manufacturers, and they look like this.
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RagnarokAngel posted:We've been telling kids for 80 years that Santa "Sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you've been bad or good". This is just a more material thing they can sell to people. It's not that it wasn't creepy before, it's just that trying to control your children with a little sentry doll is way creepier and it's wrapped up in cutesy marketing bullshit.
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