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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Feminition posted:

are you all okay

uh yes i'm okay why do you not think i'm okay what is it that i'm doing exactly that doesn't make you think i'm ok

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*will get parasites and AIDS if you let outside ever*

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
i'm fine

lol jk burning all of your warhams figurines

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

mng posted:

i'm fine

lol jk burning all of your warhams figurines

Good for everyone imo

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
*Says she doesn't masturbate.*

*Masturbates*

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
this new taylor swift song is really good!! :downs:

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
"blah blah blah my ex is dumb and everything is his fault. grill power"

Pops Ghostly
Dec 20, 2014

by Ralp
"Black guys are so scary"
" Why do black guys have to act so ghetto, OMG I love Justin Bieber Timberlake Riff Raff Marky Mark"
"A black guy nodded at me, OMG he totally street harassed me"
"I would never watch the bachelor if the guy was black"
(Bats Eyelashes)"Come on Pops, can't you front me this time?"
"Ew I would never date a black guy(sucks pops dick for a gram of coke), (looks at black girl)"she is totally a slut"
"White guys don't rape, only niggers do that(get's raped at frat house) I totes wanted 9 guys to gently caress my rear end mouth pussy until I passed out from exhaustion and forced alcohol consumption.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Pops Ghostly posted:

"Black guys are so scary"
" Why do black guys have to act so ghetto, OMG I love Justin Bieber Timberlake Riff Raff Marky Mark"
"A black guy nodded at me, OMG he totally street harassed me"
"I would never watch the bachelor if the guy was black"
(Bats Eyelashes)"Come on Pops, can't you front me this time?"
"Ew I would never date a black guy(sucks pops dick for a gram of coke), (looks at black girl)"she is totally a slut"
"White guys don't rape, only niggers do that(get's raped at frat house) I totes wanted 9 guys to gently caress my rear end mouth pussy until I passed out from exhaustion and forced alcohol consumption.

girls in tyool 2014 are into marky mark?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Uhh... I guess.. uhh...

*is pretty and cute, and won't date Don Tacorleone, other than that is literally perfect and lovable*

I ... I dunno guys, I don't have much experience here

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
*thinks guys are gross when they hang around with each other*
*talks about way more sexually explicit things with friends then men ever would*
*unabashedly loves the smell of her boyfriend's armpit*

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

*locks husband in chastity belt, gets fat*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*sits on neighbor's fence and screams all night*

*kills endangered songbirds*

*is eaten by a coyote*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*waits until husband is sitting down to relax before asking him to do next chore rather than just telling him what to do all at once*

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
* Acts like kinky sex is gross when with bf *
* Enjoys telling female friends all the kinky poo poo she gets up to *

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Applewhite posted:

*waits until husband is sitting down to relax before asking him to do next chore rather than just telling him what to do all at once*

My nigga

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
*pretends to not like a finger in the rear end during sex when asked about it, goes nuts and cums when it happens during sex*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Robo Reagan posted:

*pretends to not like a finger in the rear end during sex when asked about it, goes nuts and cums when it happens during sex*

hey the itt we are boys thread is over there buddy

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
*is more afraid of you than you are of it*

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
*is 5' 2' 91 pounds starts punching her 6'4' 245 pound boyfriend with a mean face*

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
*complains about lack of gender equality, doesn't do something because she says it's man work*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*has a soft, fluffy underbelly*
*and special glands in anus you have to relieve to prevent infection*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"I want froyo"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
*gets hosed*

*doesn't like it*

* tells everyone she was raped*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



*gets hosed*

*likes it*

* tells everyone she was raped*

Veldspar
May 15, 2013
i dont need to pretend...

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Is this where all the ladies at?

Pops Ghostly posted:

"Black guys are so scary"
" Why do black guys have to act so ghetto, OMG I love Justin Bieber Timberlake Riff Raff Marky Mark"
"A black guy nodded at me, OMG he totally street harassed me"
"I would never watch the bachelor if the guy was black"
(Bats Eyelashes)"Come on Pops, can't you front me this time?"
"Ew I would never date a black guy(sucks pops dick for a gram of coke), (looks at black girl)"she is totally a slut"
"White guys don't rape, only niggers do that(get's raped at frat house) I totes wanted 9 guys to gently caress my rear end mouth pussy until I passed out from exhaustion and forced alcohol consumption.

Hi Jon Pop

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
weird thread

naem
May 29, 2011

*instinctively bats small animal around viciously for a half hour before abandoning it to die of its wounds slowly under the couch because mother never taught to hunt*

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
*Has a fling with a Trojan refugee but gets mad when he leaves because she's too clingy. Curses their descendants to fight to the death*

sketch_nimrod
Apr 1, 2010
*looks good with bangs*

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:

*Has a fling with a Trojan refugee but gets mad when he leaves because she's too clingy. Curses their descendants to fight to the death*

*descendants actually fight to the death*

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
*Gets mad because the office is messy*

*Closet looks like a wasteland, bathroom sink looks like a crime scene; the victim, a bloody hair monster*

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
*has a harder time becoming President of the USA than a black man with "Hussein" and a likeness to "osama" in his name*

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Quickscope420dad posted:

*has a harder time becoming President of the USA than a black man with "Hussein" and a likeness to "osama" in his name*

she was the wife of a guy who was already in the office for 8 years and could not keep his penis out of the interns...and she was old guard as gently caress all on her own. it was not damning of women in any way that she lost.

also b. hussein had a nicer smile and a slicker campaign

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

a posting ghost posted:

she was the wife of a guy who was already in the office for 8 years and could not keep his penis out of the interns...and she was old guard as gently caress all on her own. it was not damning of women in any way that she lost.

also b. hussein had a nicer smile and a slicker campaign

wow that you think i was criticising women and not sexist voters lol

wasn't even referring to Hilary in particular btw

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Quickscope420dad posted:

wow that you think i was criticising women and not sexist voters lol

no thats what i thought you meant i just said it wrong. freudian slip??

anyway between a woman president and a minority, i'll choose the minority every time. they have far more problems on the whole than women do on the whole, they deserve more representation.

although obama is more like the son of an immigrant than a resident minority per se, he wasn't descended from slaves, and his father came here to go to harvard. he's really not the underclass fighter black people wish they had in the white house.

RevolverReach
Nov 21, 2014
*annoyingly bumps thread*
Hey er guys how do i use this website lol

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

brief derail, for reals what is that

a scallop maybe?

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Maldoror posted:

brief derail, for reals what is that

a scallop maybe?

lol virgin

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